ThanksKilling Page #5
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- 2009
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there, you might feel what I
feel when losing somebody you
love, like your mother, your
father, or your best friend.
Well, I've got to go, kids,
here.
You guys have a good night.
Well, I sure learned
a lot from this experience.
And I made lifelong friends.
What a nice guy.
I don't know.
He f***ing kind of creeps me
out.
Kind of weird.
I don't know, though, he did
save our lives.
I guess that makes him cool,
right?
Well, guys, we just
killed the most demonic Turkey
to ever roam the face of the
earth.
What now?
We did, didn't we?
We sure did.
Well, I don't think
we can do anything to top this
one.
What do you say we go back to
Kristen's and watch the movies?
How does that sound?
Hell, yes.
Hell, yes.
Come on, guys, it's
through here.
Let's rock this
movie.
I want to watch it.
I'm so excited.
Got my popcorn, all
snuggled up on the couch.
So, you know, Kristen.
In a way, I'm kind of glad all
this happened.
If not, I wouldn't have gotten
this close to you.
I may have lost my parents, but
I gained a girlfriend.
G-girlfriend?
Oh, brother.
You mean...
Yes.
Will you go out with me?
Oh, Johnny, I don't
know what to say.
I mean, I do know what to say.
Yes, of course.
Awesome, she's gonna
go out with me.
Awesome.
I'm gonna go pee now.
Yeah, I'm going to go pee.
Aah!
You're done, b*tch.
You son of a b*tch!
Why can't you just die already?
Argh!
Come on, Darren.
Come on.
God's a-waiting.
Come on.
No turkeys up here, Darren.
Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.
What's the matter,
Johnny?
I don't know.
I thought I heard Turkey.
I couldn't have.
It just...
It just must have been a bad
dream.
There is no way,
Johnny, he had a shotgun wound
the size of my head.
Plus, we said the prayer in
reverse.
Yeah, you're right.
He's got be dead.
Unless he fell into some
radioactive waste.
What are the odds of that
happening, right?
Don't be silly, that
movies.
You're right, you're
right.
Well, I'm going to go check on
Darren.
I'm still a little freaked about
that dream.
There is nothing to
be worried about, Johnny.
Remember that.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Darren?
Darren, this isn't funny.
Where you at, man?
I'm in the kitchen, making
a Turkey sandwich.
All right.
Darren...
Kristen, he's...
Johnny! No!
You! How are you still alive?
I always come back for
seconds.
Johnny, come on!
We've got to get out of here!
Hang in there, Johnny!
Don't you leave me!
Come on, let's hide in that
shack over there.
I don't think I'm
gonna make it.
Don't say that.
You're gonna be fine.
Hang in there, Johnny.
You still got that lighter?
Yeah, here.
Roast in hell, a**hole.
Oh, f***.
No!
Oh, god!
Oh, my feathers are f***ing
melting!
Oh! Oh!
I'm not gonna make
it.
I'm sorry, I wish I could call a
time out for this one.
Stop it.
Shut up, shut up.
Look at me.
You did good.
You survived, and that's all
that matters.
Kristen, I love you.
I love you, too.
We need to burn him
at the stake, just like a
witch.
"Peck" on someone
your own size.
God!
Oh, it f***ing burns!
I'll come back!
I'll kill you all!
Well-done, gal.
Yeah, I know.
I brought pie.
Mmm, yeah.
Can't wait to eat.
No, not yet.
Why are you wearing that hat,
Caleb?
I just love Thanksgiving.
Okay.
Let's bow our heads.
Our father in heaven, we give
thanks for the pleasure of
gathering together for this
occasion.
We give thanks for this food
prepared by loving hands.
We give thanks for life, the
freedom to enjoy it all and all
other blessings.
As we partake of this food, we
pray for the health and strength
to carry on and try to live as
you would have us.
This we ask in the name of
Christ, our heavenly father.
Amen.
Argh!
Do I smell sequel, biatch?!
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