ThanksKilling Page #4
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God, I'm so tired of
this stupid Turkey just playing
games with us, like we're some
kind of puppets.
Whatever, I'm out of here.
Be careful, Billy,
you know he's still out there.
Well... he's dead.
Don't say stupid
sh*t like that.
Now, Darren, do your magic.
All right.
I'm sorry for your
loss, Kristen.
I'm sorry that we were even
thrown into this mess.
Things will never be the same
again.
It's all my fault.
It's not your fault.
There are just some things in
life we can't control.
And unfortunately, this is isn't
can just call an audible at any
time.
You're right.
Life is not like a playbook.
I just got to roll with it.
Life moves on.
I just wanted to let
you know, Johnny, that I really
appreciate everything you've
done for us.
You can be my quarterback any
day.
Oh, Kristen.
Hey, guys... whoa.
Hey, guys, whoa, um, I cracked
the code.
I know how to kill the Turkey
now.
So, what does it
say? Well, basically it tells me
everything we need to know to
kill him.
And I'm just figuring that's why
the code was so hard to break.
Okay, Darren, you
haven't told us anything yet.
Oh, right.
Okay, so, we need to burn him at
the stake, just like a witch.
And then we need to say a
demonic prayer in unison
backwards.
Just the usual thing.
Damn!
This sh*t is not gonna be easy.
No sh*t, it's not
gonna be easy.
He was necromanced by one of the
history.
We got to do what we
got to do.
First thing we have
to do is find out where this
Turkey's at.
It says here, "if the
Turkey is nowhere to be seen,
it's likely he's returned to his
teepee."
Sh*t, there can't be
that many teepees in town, can
there?
Let's go blitz his ass.
"However, if he is
not in the teepee, he's killing
one of your friends."
Billy!
Sucker.
So hungry.
God damn.
Oh, Billy!
Billy, Billy, Billy, come
eat me!
Come eat me, Billy.
I taste real good.
That hit the spot.
Oh!
Gobble, gobble, motherf***er.
Now that's what I call "fowl"
play.
I think we're too
late.
Holy sh*t!
Guys, pull over!
Pull over, there's Billy!
There's Billy, pull over, god
damn it!
No! Billy!
Billy!
My buddy, my best friend!
No, you can't go like this!
Billy, you can't go like this,
man.
It's okay.
You're one of the cool kids now.
It's not even that
bad, Billy.
I am one of the cool kids,
because of you.
Because of you, I'm one of the
cool kids!
You're my best friend.
We've been through good and bad
times.
Good and bad times together,
Billy.
It's not gonna end like this.
There's gonna be many more good
times.
And we're not gonna let there be
a lot of bad times.
You're my best friend.
I'm going to f***ing kill that
goddamn Turkey.
I swear to f***ing god.
Billy!
Billy, no, you can't go!
It's not even that bad.
It's not even that bad.
Billy, I love you.
You're my friend.
I've never had anybody come into
my life like you, Billy.
Remember when you gave me my
first ice-cream cone under the
sunset?
I miss you so much, Billy.
This song goes out to you.
Oh, yeah.
Mmm.
Yeah, I love you, Billy.
And now you've gone and left
me
You were my, you were my
friend
My friend
you got killed by the
Turkey
Who's not, who's not my
friend
He's not my friend, yeah
oh Billy, Billy, Billy,
you were my, my best friend
We were meant to be best
friends forever
And now you are a dead best
friend
A dead best friend
Billy, why did you have to
leave me, Billy
Why did you have to leave me
you were my best friend,
Billy
Best friend, Billy
Oh, yeah.
Tossing.
Perfect.
Low in calories, high in fiber.
Toss it.
Whew, nothing like a long day to
have a big juicy salad in my
stomach.
There's the teepee,
guys, on the side of the road.
Okay, guys, so, what
are we gonna do now?
F***, I don't know.
I didn't really think about
that.
Kristen, what do you got?
I don't know.
Do we have any rope?
Yeah, I got some out
of the Jeep.
Okay, well, this is
a start.
Darren, how about Johnny and I
go in through the main entrance
and we can distract Turkey.
Then all you have to do is go
in through the back, sneak
up on him, nail him, and tie him
up with this rope.
So I'm doing all the
work?
Do you want to avenge
Billy's death or not?
That's what I thought.
Now quit being a p*ssy and let's
make this happen.
Fine, fine, I'll do
it.
Wait, do we have
matches or a lighter?
Yeah, I got a lighter
right here.
I'm always prepared, baby, and
when I'm not, I just call an
audible.
Okay, well, let's
kick this foul-mouthed bastard's
ass.
Let's do it.
You're not such a badass after
all.
Your dad thought I was pretty
badass.
You bastard, I'm
gonna f***ing kill you.
Not now, Johnny.
What do you think you're
doing?
You kids can't kill me,
a**holes... I'm invincible.
Oh, sh*t!
What the Fu...?
What are you going to do?
Catch a fish, you f***ing prick?
I got him!
What! What, Turkey?!
Good job, man.
Oh my god, I'm on
fire!
What is this?
Looks like I got something you
don't got, Turkey.
What's that, Darren?
A vagina?
F***, no!
I've got a book that's gonna
send you straight to hell.
You think that's real?
You kids are even more retarded
than Billy!
Go back, go back!
Calm down, Darren.
Don't listen to him,
Darren.
Let's just finish this bastard.
You got the prayer ready?
I've got to find the
f***ing prayer.
I've got it.
You ready?
Let's do this.
Let's do it.
Ashlashi Begundi Ka.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
f***ing blah.
Kribash Sholash Kari
mafesto.
This is the stupidest thing
you kids have done yet.
Ashlashi Begundi Ka.
Kribash Sholash Kari mafesto.
Oh, what are you...
Ashlashi Begundi Ka.
Stop! Stop it!
Kribash Sholash Kari
mafesto.
There, guys!
At least it's
working.
Yeah, that should've
worked, because now he's lost
all of his invincibility power.
Okay, it says here, he's now
ready to be sacrificed.
F***, burn him alive, guys.
Nice, you still got
that lighter, Johnny?
Yeah, I got it.
I'm ready to see
this cock burn.
You mean Turkey,
right?
No, I mean like a
dick, not like the animal.
Do you have the lighter or not?
Yeah, I got it.
So long, suckers.
Not this time,
a**hole!
Oh, f***!
Argh!
You!
Where did that Turkey go?
I killed that son of
a b*tch.
He's right in that dumpster
right over there.
You don't
understand, he needs to be
killed in a certain way.
If he isn't, who know what might
happen.
Bastard.
Oh, yep, he's dead.
That's pretty nasty.
Oh, sh*t.
Nice shot, hermit.
Thank you there,
pretty lady, but it was pretty
much point-blank range.
Yeah, it was.
Well, looks like my
work's done here.
Killed that goddamn Turkey, and
avenged the death of my dog,
ol' flashy.
Yeah, I'm really
sorry about your dog.
That must be hard to deal with.
Well, I know he's in a
better place now, but it still
hurts a little bit on the
inside.
One of these days, you kids
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