ThanksKilling Page #3
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I'm the starting quarterback for
the Tritons.
You are?
Yeah.
Good going, son.
I knew you could do it.
I knew you had it in you.
Just like your old pops.
I did, too.
I love you, dad.
You're the best son anyone
could ask for.
Enough of this bonding crap!
Dad!
Dad!
Go deep, Johnny.
Why, god, why?
No more pumpkin pie.
No more cranberry sauce.
Just Turkey.
F***ing Turkey.
I'm gonna kill that son of a
b*tch.
He is f***ing dead!
Come on, baby.
Let's do it right here.
Are you sure?
Your parents are right in there.
It's okay, they're cool
with it.
And why are we all at
my house again?
Well, guys...
That Turkey...
He...
He's real.
He killed my parents.
Mmm, mmm.
Pink pumpkin pie.
Where's Ali?
I called her and left a message.
We need to warn her about that
Turkey.
Yeah.
God damn it, Grant.
You really don't last that long,
do you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah!
Grant?
You sound kind of funny.
You okay?
I'm gonna f*** the sh*t out
of you!
Ohh!
Damn, that was good.
You just got stuffed!
Wait here, guys.
I'll go get her.
Do you think we made
it in time?
Don't even talk like
that, Billy.
At least her legs
Jonbenet Ramsey's legs.
Is she? Is she?
Yes, guys, she's
dead.
I found this in there, too.
And this.
condom.
Son of a b*tch.
me, too.
We've got to find a way to kill
that cock-blocking Turkey.
What? No!
I don't know how to kill this
Turkey.
I mean, hell, he's survived
everything that we've thrown at
him.
No!
We haven't done anything to stop
him yet.
Oh, yeah.
Well, there's only one way to
kill him.
Remember all of those books that
I was telling you that were
written about about this Turkey?
Yeah, so?
Well, f***, Billy, we
go to the library.
No, that's not gonna
work.
All the libraries are closed at
this time of night.
Hey, guys, I just
thought of something.
My dad has a huge collection of
books.
I'm sure he has something on
killer turkeys.
That could work.
Yeah, true.
Let's do it, guys.
Let's go get that son of a
b*tch.
Hey.
Bills.
Bills.
Bills.
Hey.
Hey!
I got to get dressed!
Hello there.
Hello? Those darn kids.
Down here.
Oh, well, hello there,
little buddy.
What can I do you for?
Yeah.
Um, I'm looking for Kelsey.
You mean Kristen?
Are you a friend of hers?
Yeah.
Well I'd never known
that she had a midget for a
buddy.
You want to come in and wait on
her?
Bless you.
Allergy season, you know?
F***ing weather.
But it was nice today, huh?
Did you just say
"f***ing"?
What do you mean?
Is that supposed to mean that
midgets can't cuss?
I wasn't worried about
the size of the "f***," I was
worried about the age of the
"f***."
How old are you?
510 years old.
F*** it then, I guess
you can say it.
Hazelnut?
Yep.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
This is pretty damn awkward,
sheriff.
I'm going to take off now.
okay?
Oh, no problem.
I am a big proponent of you
little guys.
I think y'all been treated
wrong.
One more word and I swear to
god!
What did you say?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Have a good night, sheriff.
All right, pal.
You take care.
Man, what an odd little duck.
All right, that does it.
I hope we get there
before he gets to my dad, too.
Well, maybe he can
help us.
I mean, he is a cop.
Okay, right there.
And there... that's the house.
Yeah, I know, I
remember.
I dropped you off last night,
Kristen.
Oh, right.
Oh, hello, sweetie.
How are you?
Daddy!
You look different.
Oh.
Oh, you got a
haircut.
Yeah!
to your friends?
Of course.
This is Johnny.
Hey, how you doing?
And Darren.
Happy Thanksgiving,
sheriff.
And Billy.
Hi.
How are you guys?
Dad, we need to use
your collection of books.
Would you mind showing us to the
garage?
Um, of course, yeah, no
problem at all.
I mean...
Where is it again, honey?
Oh, dad, you and
Excuse me, sir.
Well, guys, here it
is.
I'm sure we'll be able to find
something in here.
What is it that you kids are
looking for?
Well, actually,
sheriff, there's this book
that...
Oh, nothing, daddy.
I got poison Ivy yesterday and
I'm looking for a cure.
Oh, okay, good luck now,
kids.
Thanks, daddy.
I'd die if wasn't for you.
More like you will die if it
was for me.
What was that,
daddy?
Oh, nothing at all.
So, Kristen, tell me,
why didn't you tell your father
about the killer Turkey?
Maybe 'cause he'd
never believe us in a million
years.
long conversation.
That's right.
That makes sense.
All right, guys,
let's get to work.
Guys, I found it.
It's about time.
God, that took forever.
That was five
minutes.
Whoa, guys.
Look... right here, it says the
Turkey can be killed if he is
removed from his magical
talisman.
I don't know, guys.
talisman.
hidden under his feathers.
No, Kristen, I think
you're exactly right.
Look... this is what it says.
If the talisman is not in plain
view, then it is very probable
that the Turkey keeps it in his
plumage.
Great.
All we have to do is catch him,
remove his stupid thingie, and
he's dead?
I think we still
have to kill him.
Darren, does it say if there's
some special way to that?
See, that's the
problem.
The rest of this book is written
in code.
It's a mathematical code, so I
think I can crack it.
No, I know I can crack it.
God, I hate books.
Can't it just tell us what to
do?
Kristen, do you have any snacks
or anything?
I'm starving.
I don't know, Billy.
How can you be thinking about
food at a time like this?
Well, I'm hungry.
Billy, just go
outside or something.
Go find something to eat.
We'll figure this out.
You got it yet?
Just...
Hurry up.
Johnny.
Where is the f***ing
kitchen?
I'm f***ing starving.
I just want some food.
Oh, hey, sheriff.
What you got there?
Oh, just tidying up.
Nothing to see here.
If that's the sheriff,
then you must be Turkey!
Guys!
Come on, come quick, the
Turkey's here!
You kids are retarded.
Leave us alone!
Why are you bothering us?!
Daddy, no!
Shut up, I do the talking,
f*ggot.
A long time ago, one of your
ancestors disrespected our
people really, really badly.
And so as payback, I'm here to
disrespects Indians or our land.
But we gave your
people land, and we let you have
casinos.
Doesn't that make up for what
our ancestors did?
It almost did, but it didn't.
Prepare to be dead!
You fat bastard!
Quit just standing
there, guys, grab his f***ing
thingie!
Got it!
Now what do we do,
Darren?
I don't know!
I haven't figured out the
equation yet!
God damn it!
Douche bags!
All that work for
nothing?
You guys suck sometimes.
It wasn't for
nothing, Billy.
We got the talisman.
Now we can kill him.
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