That Awkward Moment Page #6
Why don't you take a sh*t
at your own apartment?
You can't invite a girl
to a place like this.
- I didn't invite her.
- You didn't invite her?
No.
That's worse.
That's some girlfriend sh*t.
Some I-have-a-girlfriend
sh*t.
Okay, well, I'm gonna
buzz her in.
Don't buzz her.
Don't buzz her in.
I'm gonna buzz her in.
Jason, don't buzz her in.
Don't buzz...
Don't buzz her in, man.
We're having such
good guy time right now.
Oh, sh*t.
I just buzzed her in.
He f***ing buzzed her in.
Okay.
He buzzed her in.
- Really?
- Okay.
Both you guys need to calm down.
We're not supposed to see them more
than twice in one week, all right?
And you're seeing this chick
twice in one day.
Dude. Relax.
Invite her up then, man!
She's not gonna
wanna talk about Xbox.
So, I'm gonna be
sitting here being like,
"I have to fart but
maybe I can't right now."
She better have some hot friends.
Dude, you're pissing me off.
Open the door. I don't care.
I'm getting wasted.
Hey. I hope
I'm not interrupting.
Hi.
No. You're not interrupting.
You're not interrupting anything.
So this is this is Daniel. This is Mikey.
We went to college together.
Guys, Ellie.
Daniel is a manipulative idiot.
Hi.
Really, dude?
That's really good to know.
I brought scotch. I don't know
if you guys drink scotch.
She brought scotch?
You should try it.
Hmm!
Let's try it.
What are you guys playing?
A little Xbox.
Can I play?
Yeah.
Apparently, her ex-boyfriend
played a lot of Halo.
You know what? It's late. I gotta go.
I gotta go to West Side.
No, you're not. We're not letting you.
No. We're not letting you go.
I promise you we get funnier.
But tonight is Mikey's night.
You know, I can feel it.
I pray to God it is.
That's what I was
telling you, too, baby.
I forgot to tell you, it's
my birthday coming up soon.
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
Usually people are
more subtle about this.
No, not like that.
a surprise birthday party.
You're throwing yourself
a surprise party? Yeah.
Well, I'm surprised.
Yeah,
everybody's gonna get
dressed up and decked out.
And you should do the same.
It's a dress-up party?
Absolutely, yeah.
I'm so in. I love
getting dressed up.
Sweet.
He's actually
giving her eye contact?
He's engaged.
Bye.
Bye.
That's a great painting,
by the way.
Thank you.
That's nice.
It was beautiful, man.
That was really nice.
That was quite nice.
And I do love her.
I do.
I really like her.
I really liked it when she came
by without telling anybody.
I really liked it when she
kissed you on the cheek.
And I really like that you're
about to lose this bet.
Yep.
Jason, do you remember
when we said we're
all gonna stay single?
Yeah, well, it looks
like you're f***ed.
I'm not f***ed.
You are so f***ed!
I'm not f***ed.
Let's go out.
Hey, Chew.
Hey. Sam, guys.
Can we get
tequila shots, please?
Sotheby's kept me late.
Then they can take
care of these drinks.
Oh, they will?
Hey.
It's good to see you.
You, too.
- I'm still going.
- That's not cool.
All right cheers!
Cheers!
Oh, Chels, you're up.
Get it.
Oh, my God, I love your shoes.
Oh' thank you.
That's so sweet.
That should've been me.
This is my friend, Daniel.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Okay.
Okay.
What...
The f*** was that?
Seriously.
That was god-awful.
That was horrendous.
I got nothing...
I don't know.
Are you serious right now? You
just dropped the ball. Seriously.
You just dropped
the ball big time.
I'm having an off night.
I don't know.
Having an off night?
Even Jordan has off nights.
Whoa!
Very ambitious.
What? What's wrong?
That teddy bear.
Mr. Wiggles?
F***, Mr. Wiggles.
Yeah, Mr. Wiggles.
Because, I know,
your ex-boyfriend
gave you that teddy bear.
And I said he was a p*ssy,
which he was.
And then you broke up with him.
But I was thinking
about you guys together.
And him having sex with you. And
then I thought about him naked.
And you know. And all that stuff.
Oh, really? Yeah.
And my boner just started
to wilt like warm lettuce.
I'm gonna get rid
of the teddy bear!
Thank you.
Creeped me out.
Yeah.
Um...
Chelsea, I just really
want you to know something.
And I wanted to be very clear.
You're not looking for
anything serious right now?
Look, Daniel, this thing
doesn't have to be a thing.
And if you want to go
back to being friends,
we can go back to being friends.
I don't want to go
back to anything.
That's what I was
going to tell you.
That's what I was going to say.
You working this weekend?
Mmm-hmm.
You should come by the hospital.
Again.
Yeah. Again.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Yeah, I would.
Come by again and
again and again.
Check this one out.
That's impressive.
Very impressive.
Something for the two of you?
What's up, man?
Something for the two of you?
Oh, no, no, no.
We're not gay, man.
And we're just... We just
need a giant strap-on dildo.
Which I know sounds a little gay.
But it's for a costume.
It's right here.
Right in front of you.
Wait. I have a serious
question for you. Yeah.
Think.
If you were gay,
would you date me?
Definitely not.
What?
What?
I would not date you, Jason.
Why?
Because you're not my type.
What the f*** does that mean?
Oh, what?
Are you offended'?
I'm completely offended.
Deal with it.
You'd gay date me.
You know you would.
Honestly, if were to have
sex with you, Jason,
which apparently
you really want,
you would probably be like
top three hottest chicks
I've ever had sex with.
That's actually true.
Mmm-hmm.
Man, how much are these?
For you? $75.
For me? 'Cause
we're such good friends?
These are all dishwasher safe.
I don't think you should
go to this party, man.
Dude, I can go to the party.
It's gonna be fun.
$65.
Dude, who the f*** are you
negotiating with right now?
$60.
Okay. Look. I'm
telling you, man.
This party is a road
to a relationship.
And that road is paved with
responsibility and lack of selfishness.
And what the f*** am I holding right now?
What is this?
I have no idea.
Ah!
Clever.
It comes with an extra balloon.
Why would I need
an extra balloon?
In case it pops.
Why would it pop?
If you try too hard.
What?
I was tangled in all the wires
Tied down, and I felt the fire
There was nothing for me to do
Sick cock, bro.
Thanks.
What's up?
It's flush
in the face desire,"...
Hey.
Yeah.
Happy birthday!
Jason? What are
you wearing?
Rock out with my cock out.
It's not my real cock' though.
Clearly.
Yeah.
Uh."
So it's a different
kind of dress-up party'?
Yeah.
This is a classic
case of miscommunication.
It's really...
It's just a classic.
Yeah.
Um... Oh.
Um...
These are my parents.
My mom, Jodie, and my dad, Bill.
Holy sh*t.
This is Jason.
I'm sorry. Hi.
I'm just gonna pretend that
this isn't happening. Hi.
Hello.
Hi. I'm Jason.
Hi.
Bill.
Jason. Nice to meet you.
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