That Awkward Moment Page #8
get your looks from.
Shameless of you.
Yeah.
What? I'm not trying to
have sex with your grandma.
Ew. Gross.
Unless you think she's into it.
Don't think she's...
Then maybe I will. Grandma!
Don't... He may be into it.
I'm just kidding.
All right. I'm just saying.
Like, in two generations I could be
responsible for making you again.
Okay.
It's called science.
It's called disgusting.
So are Mikey and Jason coming?
No, I don't think they're
gonna make it this year.
Oh, babe, I'm so sorry.
I know I'm late.
Traffic was awful.
It's a holiday.
Hi.
Oh, the turkey looks beautiful!
And you got the red I like.
I made everything
just how you like it.
I know you did.
Mmm. This red is so smooth.
I don't know. It feels a
little off balance to me.
Yeah?
What do you mean?
I don't know. Like
something doesn't belong.
Maybe it needs to
breathe a little.
It has, like,
a chocolate undertone.
Maybe you're just
reacting to that flavor.
Or maybe 'cause you're still
f***ing Harold. I can't tell.
You know his jacket
is still in the closet?
It's a great jacket. Why's
it in the f***ing closet?
Can we please just enjoy this?
I've been trying to pretend
that things haven't changed.
Things have changed.
Then what are we doing?
What are we doing?
We're having fun.
I don't know.
"I don't know"?
That's it'?
"I don't know"?
We had everything we wanted.
A great apartment.
A great job.
You're making partner in a year.
I'm in the ER.
We checked each other's boxes!
Why didn't we
ever talk about kids?
It's because neither of us saw that
future and you know that's true.
Maybe I should go.
I just need to hear you say it.
Just say it.
I don't love you anymore.
So, I said to Paul, after
our first lunch downtown,
I thought you two would
be perfect for one another.
Mom.
Susan, to be honest, I feel like
I'd be perfect with anybody.
You know, for your daughter,
it was just right place
at the right time.
Aw!
You know,
like working at Google.
You've got a job at Google?
No. I was just...
You know, that's not...
Possible.
Right.
Daddy, Daniel was actually just telling
Mom that he was too good for me.
No. Daniel wasn't.
Was that right?
Now there, you're... Well, you're
taking it out of context, sir.
It's the other way around.
I'm very lucky.
Well, calm down, Daniel. We know
you're not too good for Chelsea.
Paul?
Dad?
And well, we are very
happy to have you here.
I've got 3 grand on the Cowboys.
Yeah, I'd love
a drink right now.
Let's get a drink!
Okay, great.
You scared them away.
Thanks.
What?
Oh.
I have wanted to
rip your clothes off
ever since you
walked into this party.
Oh, my God, Grandma! Your
hands smell like stuffing!
Wait, wait. I don't know.
Should we do this right now?
What, you're gonna
say no to sex?
No. I love sex.
I love sex with you.
But I'm saying, like, 'cause your
family's out there and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
And your dad is kind of...
You know what'? Maybe
stop being such a p*ssy.
Okay.
Did you lock the door?
I think so.
You think so or you know so?
You came in after me.
You should have locked it.
Shh! Quiet.
I think it's your grandma.
She's coming for me.
I knew I shouldn't have
given her those flowers.
She's coming for me.
Jesus. What the f***'?
Okay. Hey.
Oh, my God!
Hey, dude.
What the f*** are
you doing in here?
Don't look at my
f***ing dick, man!
Oh, my God.
You guys are f***ing'?
It doesn't mean what
you think it means.
Oh, it doesn't?
It doesn't?
No. It doesn't mean that.
Oh, what does our relationship
mean to you, Daniel?
Relationship? You guys
are in a relationship?
You didn't tell him?
You told me you told him!
You f***ing lied to me.
What I should have said in this
situation was that I didn't.
Oh, of course.
I didn't tell him.
Jesus Christ, Daniel.
We're not dating, okay?
If that's what...
Oh, my God. F*** you.
What the f***?
What the f***?
What the f***?
What the f*** is right!
What are you doing here?
Jesus! Does no one in
this house lock a door?
Where are you coming from?
I was with Vera.
What the f***'?
What the f***?
Your ex-wife'?
Why were you with Vera?
'Cause I was
trying to work it out.
But it's over now.
Oh, my God.
Hey, man.
Do not hug me with no pants on.
Bring it here.
Do not hug me with no pants on.
You're right.
Respect. Respect
What were you doing trying
to work it out with Vera?
Because that's what I do, Jason.
I try to make things work.
But you wouldn't
know anything about that
'cause you always
playing sh*t safe.
No. Because we had a deal.
- We were staying single.
- Wait. Single?
It's a long story. We'll
talk about it later.
I didn't go to a funeral.
You both lied to me
I did that for you.
I did that for both of you.
Wait, wait, wait. You didn't
do any of this sh*t for us.
You do everything for you.
You want us to be
just like Jason.
And I can't think of anything I want
more than to be nothing like you.
Your wife f***ed some other
dude and you're mad at me.
Whoa, man.
You wanna say that again?
She might still be
f***ing this dude. Oh!
Stop it. You guys, stop it!
Get the f*** out!
Stop. Come
on, man.
Your dick is touching me, man!
I'm sorry.
You know what?
F*** you guys!
I can go back to my life!
My roster, my fun!
All my sh*t!
And do it without you!
Okay? We weren't getting into
relationships! That was the deal!
It really wasn't
about anything other than
having my two best friends
and I back together again.
That was it.
Now look at the sh*t
you guys are in!
You're a sad man.
Yeah. F*** you, Mikey.
Oh, wow.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Such a special time of year.
Under a sky no one sees
Waiting, watching it happening
Don't hurry Give it time
Things are the way
they have to be
Slow down Give it time
Still life
You know I'm listening
The moment that you want is
coming if you give it time
When you wake up
When you wake up
You will find me
When you wake up
When you wake up
You will find me I
Ellie?
Hey.
Hey, look, I'd love to.
Love to what?
Get a coffee.
Talk for a few hours.
Get a drink after.
Maybe some tequila?
Jason.
What? Is that not
what you just said?
I could have sworn I just heard
you say that you wanted to...
Jason.
What?
You weren't there for me.
On a day when I really,
really needed you.
And being there for someone
when they need you?
That's all
relationships are, Jason.
That's all they are.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just can't...
Can't stop thinking
about what she's doing.
Like, when I'm not there.
I know what the couch
looks like at her place.
I just can't stop
imagining the different
people that are
all sitting on it.
A guy.
A different guy.
A new guy.
Just every guy but me.
Sitting on that couch.
Well,
it sounds to me like
you just need to get laid.
I know this is
gonna sound crazy.
Then don't say it.
No.
This is gonna sound even more
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