The 60 Yard Line Page #4

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gonna help with that.

My mom, she always

asked me what I was doing,

and I [stammering]

- Am I not good enough?

- Oh, Amy, yes.

You are, you are more

than good enough.

My heart is so sore.

I'm gonna talk

about my feelings.

- Okay?

- Okay.

[shouting and crying]

She means a lot to me.

Oh, my god, dude, I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

- Do you want to drink a keg?

- Yes!

[Debbie] You can stay here

as much as you want, girl.

Okay, that's not healthy.

You can stay here as

much as you want, man.

You don't have

to tell me that.

I was going to anyway.

I don't, I don't

know what that was.

- Party.

- You're my friend.

You're my friend.

You hungry, bro?

You hungry?

Right in the mouth hole.

[Amy mumbling]

Sometimes I sit in the car

by myself for like four hours.

[laughing]

He's a shipping boy.

I thought you

said a shabing boy.

[laughing]

[Polano] I just

got snot in 'em.

Oh, it makes 'em better!

[laughing]

It's just that Polano is...

- He didn't do anything wrong.

- What?

Sitting at home with Tracey

like watching rom-coms.

[Ben] Yeah, no.

Is it weird that

it's, I'm having fun,

but I'm so sad?

Let's call Tracey.

[imitates phone dialing]

It's gonna be okay.

It is.

It's gonna be okay.

- How do you know that?

- So call...

- Which end is the bottom end?

- This is the end

that you listen to, and this is

the end that you talk in.

- That's dangerous.

- I know.

I love you.

I love you, too.

- Put there and...

- Well don't, you don't

listen to a phone like this.

It's like this.

Okay go, you call, you call.

Sh*t. I forgot her number.

- Good night.

- [Debbie] Good night.

- Let the good times roll.

- Mm-hmm.

Who sings that song?

- The Cars!

- Yeah, that's the band.

Oh my god, it is!

No, outside!

- The cars!

- [Polano] Come on!

[crowd shouting]

[gentle harp music]

[Both] Oh, my gosh.

[rock music]

Hey, excuse me. Hi, hey, uh,

you have to pay to park here,

please.

- You're not Rick.

- No, I'm the new owner.

Well, hello,

Hottie Homeowner.

- I'm Vanessa.

- Hi, Vanessa, yeah.

This is for the money.

You have to pay to park here.

Oh, calm down.

I usually collect it for Rick.

Here you go.

- What, this is it?

- Mm-hm, $10 a car.

You're super cute.

It's $40 per car.

Ugh, we gotta go

get the other 30.

Whose car is this?

Where are these people?

Everyone's gone into Lambeau.

- Why aren't you there?

- 'Cause I got kicked out.

Already? They opened the

gates 10 minutes ago.

Polano, let's siphon the gas

out of some of these

cars and sell it.

[Polano] Dude, I'm not

going to the hospital again.

[Narrator] On game

day at Lambeau Field,

lawns become parking lots,

and strangers become family.

I've been coming to

games for 25 years.

The tailgate is

a big part of it.

It's a big party, but it's

like being with family.

Everybody's your brother,

your cousin, your whatever.

They hand you a beer, a brat,

and you start having fun.

Don't even have a

clue who they are.

Best place to

tailgate right here.

Best place on Earth.

[Narrator] Everyone

is welcomed everywhere,

including Zagger's bathroom.

It's terrible. Roger's gonna

go wherever he wants.

It got weird last

night at dinner, fast.

You got weird at

dinner last night fast.

I just was trying to

handle the situation.

Hey, if it's any consolation,

that Vanessa girl wants

to squat on your brat.

- Yuck.

- Dude, the quickest way

to get over a break-up

is with a Gong Show.

What's a Gong Show?

You know, a chick that

you bang like a gong,

and then you get her

the hell off stage.

[laughing]

A Gong Show.

- I like that.

- Right?

- I'm not banging the Gong Show.

- You should.

No, I will not be

banging anything.

How'd you get this

grass to grow in here?

It's turf grass, it's fake.

Well it doesn't

soak up pee very well.

Please tell me you're joking.

Okay, I'm joking.

Sorry about the parking money.

Why are you sorry?

It's done.

Hey, will you bang my buddy?

- Dude, no.

- What?

- Come on. He's joking.

- I will.

- I'm not joking.

- No, I'm not single.

- She just said she will.

- I'm not single.

You're going through a divorce.

[Polano] Not fully.

Amy?

Hi, Ma.

Yeah, just give me a second.

Hey, Ma.

Debbie told me

about last night.

Yeah, uh, it's

not a big deal, Ma.

No big deal?

Benjamin Donald Zagowski!

Hey, buddy, I saw that

big buck out off County 8!

How do you expect us

to come over to the house

when you have thrown your

wedding out the window

to get it! I do not support that

kind of behavior, Ben.

Okay, Ma.

The game's back on, I gotta go.

No, you hold it. Look, do you

think that I like the fact

that your father spent so

much time welding saw blades

and painting deer on

them when we first met?

Ma, look, Dad welding and

painting saws is a hobby.

- The Packers are my life.

- Make Amy your life.

Look, Ma, I don't even

know what that means.

What that means is that

it's called compromise,

- something that...

- All right.

- You're gonna need to...

- Ma, I love you, bye.

'Cause that is how your

father and I deal with the...

- [dial tone droning]

- Hello?

Ben!

You guys got lucky.

It's like Cutler forgot what

color jersey to throw to.

[Man] I gotta piss.

Bears suck.

I feel like it's

gonna be a good season.

I got a good feeling

about this season.

I think that this

house is the key

to just making everything right.

Amy!

- Amy.

- No, you need to fix this.

Well, I'm trying.

I'm gonna save up the

wedding fund again.

We're gonna have a house party!

Five dollar cups, wedding fund.

[Woman] Hey, I need

to get to my car.

- I'm blocked in.

- [Ben] What? Yeah.

Just, you're gonna

have to deal with it.

- Okay, huddle.

- [Ben] Yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna get

Amy to come inside,

and you guys sit down and

talk out whatever it is

that you need to apologize

for, which is everything.

Yeah, I think that

you should stay here

and go into the party, and

that way Amy will stay, too.

Good. Break.

- Oh, come on.

- Amy!

She left.

She was my ride.

Okay, I guess I'm staying here.

- Friend of yours?

- No.

- What are you still doing here?

- Rude.

This party is lame.

We need peeps.

I bartend at Stadium View.

- Oh, of course you do.

- I knew it.

I'm gonna bring

a whole crowd over.

10 bucks a cup.

[Polano] All right, yeah.

- Let's go to Stadium View.

- Come on.

No, I'm gonna stay.

I'll stay here

in case the people come over,

then I'll be here

waiting for 'em.

And I gotta update my game log.

- Dude, come on.

- Okay.

But when Vee-Vee comes back,

we're gonna put that

ex-fianc far behind you.

Come on.

- I'm gonna go with him, them.

- Okay.

I paid for easy out!

I don't even know

what that means!

[downbeat music]

No, don't go to voicemail.

- What do you want?

- Oh, hi.

Right, um.

Um...

I, uh, I just wanted, uh,

I wanted you to know that

your clothes are missing,

and I put flyers up all

over the neighborhood,

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