The 60 Yard Line Page #6

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Mayor of Green Bay.

Keep it down, man, all right?

I don't want everyone

knowing I'm here.

- Keep it low key.

- Right, right.

I understand.

Speaking of key,

you think I can get the old...

- Key to the city?

- Yeah.

No. How 'bout a pen?

- Give the guy a pen.

- Sweet.

[Narrator] Zagger became

the man of the hour.

Pen to the city!

[crowd murmuring]

- Uh, Kristen.

- What would you say has

- been the key to your success?

- Well, it's been a team effort.

Everyone's really stepping up,

and we couldn't have

done it without the team.

- Zagger, Zagger!

- Polano!

- Yeah, call.

- Is it true that

parties and parking cars

is your full-time

job now that you've

been a victim of layoffs?

Layoffs?

She's talking 'bout layoffs?

Burke.

Look, some party guests

have accused The Sixty

of having skunky beer.

Care to comment?

The cases looked fresh.

If you want to down a

glass, then down a glass,

but the beers are what

we thought they were,

and we let 'em off the hook!

All right, no more questions.

[people talking at once]

Hey, G, remember in 2003

when you ran that

98 yard touchdown?

Like I'm about to do on you! Oh!

What?

I remember it, I remember

when you did that.

It was like

immediately afterwards,

I turned to my fianc,

and I was like...

I was like that

was the longest run

from scrimmage in

Lambeau history.

Look, Zagger, I

know you're a rookie

to this popularity thing.

You have a whole bunch of people

calling themselves your friend,

but when all that fades away,

you gonna need someone

that knows you.

So do you have,

do you have an invoice

from January then?

Yeah, I spoke to

Troy, and he said that

he can change the figures here.

I think, um, you can

see here that if we do,

I mean, it will be a... What?

You got a little

something on your face.

Oh, my god.

- Is it gone?

- No, it's...

- No?

- No, it's right...

Here?

- Yeah.

- Is that okay?

Did you get it?

- It's a freckle.

- Okay.

- Oh!

- Oh.

No, you really do

have sh*t on your face.

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Vee-Vee, uh,

Vanessa, cheese me.

Now, cheese nuts.

Close your eyes.

Cover your eyes.

- Okay, I'll go first.

- Yeah, okay.

What college did

Reggie White go to?

That one's easy.

[Ben imitating clock beeping]

I know this one, I know it.

It's, uh...

- Tennessee.

- Yes!

- Yeah!

- Okay, my turn.

How many yards did Tony

Canadeo run for in 1949?

What? No sane person knows

that off the top of their head.

[Ben imitating clock beeping]

God, Tony Canadeo

doesn't even know this!

The clock.

- 589?

- So wrong!

[Polano groaning]

[Polano] That was not Gouda.

[laughing]

[phone ringing]

Debra.

Amy left her leather

jacket at The Sixty.

You need to take

it to her at work.

You need to take

it to her at the office

because all of

her stuff is gone.

Benjamin, take her the jacket.

I don't have the jacket.

Quit.

Debra, I might have the jacket.

Good!

[energetic music]

- Field trip.

- Can I get a ride to work?

Feel like a ton already hit me

Hey, hey

A couple shots and

I'm already tipsy

This swerve in my cup

Swerve in my cup

This swerve in my cup

Swerve in my, my, my

Swerve in my, my, my, my, my

- [coughs]

- Zagger?

Oh, my gosh, are you okay?

Your skin tone screams I got

a disease in the Oregon Trail.

Yeah, Aimerz is right.

You look like you might

have cholera, pal.

Aimerz? You and he are doing

the Aimerz thing?

So did you bring my jacket?

Yeah, we have a fundraiser

for the women's prison tonight.

What? You two are dating?

- Well...

- Yeah.

Great. Yeah, I mean

I'm plowing some, seeing

someone, too.

Gong, Vanessa!

- What?

- Where'd she go?

There she is.

Come on.

- And there's the jacket.

- Hello.

- Give me the jacket.

- What are you doing?

We're giving her the jacket.

I'm gonna be cold.

It's gonna be cold for me.

We talked about this.

There, returned.

Okay, okay, yeah, that's it.

We gotta go.

You guys got the prison

chicks thing, so let's go.

That sounds hot.

Can we go?

Do you have

butter on your lips?

I ran out of ChapStick.

[Narrator] In the

final game of the season,

the Packers won, earning

them a trip to the...

Play-offs!

[cheering]

It's play-off time, boys!

Let's get this

pre-party started.

Kick it!

[rock music]

[muffled singing]

Did I make the right choice?

Obviously, your

team's in the play-offs.

I know what you need.

I know it.

You need to Farley

a coffee table.

Huh? Right, buddy?

Chris Farley?

Farley, you know, something

Wisco and Chi-town

can agree upon.

All right, that's what

I'm talking about.

Go get a coffee table, buddy.

Huh?

[rock music]

[man shouting]

- Do not touch my stuff.

- What are you doing?

I am protecting my valuables.

What are you doing?

- I live here.

- So do I.

- What?

- I've been here since '95,

- ever since Rick took me in.

- How have we never seen you?

I think the better question is

why have you never looked

in your garage before?

Look, I just keep quiet.

I watch the games

on my TV by myself.

I am very superstitious.

So please leave.

Um, hold it.

This is my house.

I don't know who you are,

so just put down the sword.

You pronounce the

W in sword, too?

Have a seat.

- Sit down.

- No.

Sit down, come on.

My name's Dusty Watkins.

- I'm adopted.

- Oh.

But my friends call me Trapper

on the account of

my hunting skills.

I, uh, catch small

upland game for meat.

- I'm Ben Zagowski.

- Adopted?

No, I don't think so.

- Zagger, people call me Zagger.

- I know.

You've become quite the

legend this season, congrats.

- Thanks.

- Welcome to the club.

Dusty Watkins.

I remember you.

You're that kid from De Pere

that went missing

for a little while.

You squatted in Lambeau

for the entire '95 season.

And I remained unseen till

the conference championship.

What?

We lost to Dallas that game.

Yeah, because they caught

me and they kicked me out.

That was a big mistake.

They screwed that team

over when they did that.

Oh, my god. You, man.

That's when it all,

like, fell apart for you.

Fell apart for me?

What are you talking about?

I'm living the dream. I got no

ties, I got so significant other

holding me back.

I got no responsibilities,

other than my daughter.

- She's a stick-figure.

- Yeah.

I drew it. Shut up!

I mean, I am leading my

life in the one direction

that truly matters

in this world,

following the Green Bay, whoa!

Hot squirrel.

Wanna go halfsies on this?

Yes.

I'll cut it with my sword.

- And not your ka-knife.

- What's that mean?

Ka-knife, like the, 'cause

we were doing the sword thing,

- so why not ka-knife?

- Knife.

Yep.

I'm living the dream. Living

the dream, living the dream.

I got no significant

other holding me back.

No significant other,

no significant other.

Whoa, hot squirrel.

Hot squirrel, hot squirrel.

[gentle downbeat music]

Yeah!

No!

- Hey, buddy!

- Ben!

Did you... [clears throat]

Did you find a coffee

table to Farley?

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