The Art of the Steal Page #9
- You did it, Dennis.
- One for the ages, eh?
Either write something
worth reading about,
or do something
worth writing about.
Don't spend it all
in one place.
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
[SAM] Seasoned crooks swear
there's only two days
you remember
about your stretch in prison:
The day you get in...
[DOOR BUZZING]
...and the day you get out.
And you'll
only remember your last
so long as you've got
something waiting for you.
- One wallet. One watch.
- As of the day you're released,
they can't inspect your mail.
Oh, and this arrived this
morning. Just cleared.
Who's it from?
Doesn't say.
I could never be certain,
but I had faith.
I had trust.
And if you've got no trust...
...then what do you got?
[ SOUL MUSIC]
Stop me, baby
Ooh
I'm feelin' awful, baby
Like I'm locked up
in a cage
Like a dog
who lost his collar
A show without a stage
I gotta move
Gotta pack my bags and go
Gotta move
Gotta pack my bags and go
I can't stay around here
And baby I'm sure you know
This love
This love...
- What painting?
- The Seurat.
Whoa. Whoa. What?
The Georges Seurat,
you ignorant f***.
The seminal post French
"Impressionalisht".
- The father of f***ing... F***!
- [ALL LAUGHING]
The seminal founder of
"Post-Impressionalism".
- The father of pointillism.
- [FRANCIE] Seminal French
- Post-Impressionist.
- Seminal French Post-Impressionist.
- [FRANCIE] And father of pointillism.
- And father of pointillism.
The seminal French
"Post-Impressionalist".
The founder of f***in', f***in'
and the f*** line-ups. [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS] - Arr, matey!
- The Georges Seurat, you ignorant f***.
The seminal father of
"Post-Impressionalism".
The founder of f***in'...
That guy!
The Seminal French
"Post-Impressionalist".
The father of pointillism.
That Georges Seurat,
you f***in' baboon.
[CREW APPLAUDS]
He's the seminal French
"Post-Impressionalist"!
My God, you're a downer.
What the f***,
what are you, Eeyore?
What are you, Morrissey?
What are you,
f***in' Willy Loman?
A f***in' boner killer.
[CRUNCH LAUGHS] A boner-killer?
Even for you, Francie,
I refuse to be a boner killer.
So, should I get the door?
[ALL LAUGHING]
I'll get the door.
I'll get it.
Hoo hoo!
- I'm in a play.
- Yeah?
- What's it called?
- Amish Cats.
- [MAN] What's it called?
- Punch My P*ssy.
Punch My P*ssy?
- Wait. What's it called?
- Cats.
The... The Cats?
The Cats. Cats or The Cats.
- All rightee. With the beard?
- Yeah.
I gotta move
Gotta pack my bags and go
Gotta move
Gotta pack my bags and go
I can't stay around here
Baby, I'm sure you know
This love
This love
This love ain't big enough
for the two of us
I'm off to see the country
I can't take your whining
But how, I just don't care
I gotta get moving
By road or in the street
This love is like
Hell's Kitchen
And I just can't
take the heat
This love
This love
This love ain't big enough
for the two of us
You used to be so sweet
Well, all the good
loving's gone
I tried to understand
But a man can only
take so much, girl
Hey, baby!
Come on
If you're looking
for me baby
I'll be roaming
in the streets
Be roaming
in the street, baby
Come on
It's f***in' slow, man.
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