The Avengers Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 89 min
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Before Emma can reply, the door opens...
SIR AUGUST:
Ah, Lady June ...
Emma's attention switches to LADY JUNE, a buxom lady in a sou'wester and galoshes,
who wheels in a tray of scones.
LADY JUNE:
Dear August. Loves his showers.
Like a baby.
(beat)
Scones, Mrs. Peel?
EMMA:
Thank you, Lady -- June ...
Emma sees Sir August gazing wistfully out of the window, which is rapidly
darkening ...
SIR AUGUST:
Ah, beautiful. Just as he promised.
EMMA:
Promised? Who promised?
SIR AUGUST:
There, look!
Emma looks, sees rain start to pitter-patter on the windows. Emma exchanges looks
with June as the rain starts pouring.
SIR AUGUST:
Imagine being caught out in a blow
like that!
76 EXT. MOORLAND - DAY
THUNDER and lightning -- Steed is caught out in it; puts up his umbrella; wanders
over the brow of a hill, past a big sign: "No Trespassers." Rains more. And more.
Turns to a tempest, as --
STEED:
I say, this is a bit much.
Lashed by rain ' Steed carries on to the brow of the hill. He looks over, peers through
the mist at --
A deep purple cloud. Mushrooming towards him.
Steed can't escape it. It envelops him. Starts to blink. Cough. Footsteps less sure.
Surrounded by thick purple haze
Steed stumbles and falls
Down a hill. Tumbles to the bottom. He knocks his head on a rock. Steed blinks,
shakes his head. Eyes refocus. He sees
77 UNDULATING SAND DUNES
Sun shining down on yellow sand, a barren vista. Dead trees. Suddenly Steed's in the
Sahara. A heat haze shimmers.
Steed blinks, thinks he's dreaming when he sees ...
78 IN DISTANCE - RED PHONE BOX
Steed heads towards it. The PHONE BOX seems further away. Like an optical
illusion. Then hears RINGING.
Steed still bowler-hatted. Overcoat. Perspiring. Takes off bowler, wipes brow.
Adjusts rose in buttonhole. It wilts.
He arrives at the phone box. Opens the door. Steed picks up the RINGING PHONE,
listens to --
A SCRATCHY ORCHESTRAL RECORDING of "The Merry Widow."
STEED:
'The Merry Widow'...?
Over the MUSIC, a strange --
VOICE (V.O.)
(filtered)
... Hello ... Hello? ... Who the
hell...? Who is this? ... You must
leave the test area. I repeat,
leave the area ... Help is on the
way ...
CLICK. The line goes dead. Steed is baffled. Steps out, sees --
79 ON HORIZON
a shimmering heat haze. A figure on a camel moving towards them. Steed watches
amazed, as the camel pads closer ...
The mirage arrives. The rider dismounts. A woman in yashmak and veils. She draws
closer. Drops the veils to reveal --
Emma Peel. In her black leather catsuit.
.STEED
Mrs. Peel. Good of you to drop by.
And I see you're wearing your -
riding outfit?
Emma moves closer. Steed smiles at her. Emma closer and -- chop! -- gives a kung-fu
jab to the throat, a kick to the balls, a jab to the stomach. As Steed lies on the
ground --
STEED:
Manners, Mrs. Peel.
Emma takes out a .38 GUN, points at his heart, FIRES --
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! FOUR SHOTS --
80 EMMA'S POV
-- The bullets strike his chest. Round his heart. Steed slumps back on the sands. Eyes
close ...
81 EMMA
moves over him. Drops a small toy snowshaker into his curled fingers. Blows a good
bye kiss.
82 STEED'S POV82
The sun. Clouds roll by. The camel peers down at him.
FADE TO BLACK.
Sound of CLACKING ...
FADE IN:
83 INT. SECRET SERVICE HOSPITAL - DAY
A hospital ward. Empty apart from one bed. A nurse (Brenda in her red leather), her
spiked heels clacking on the floor, brings over a cup of tea to
Steed in a hospital bed. Who wakes, surprised to see Emma. Peering over him. Very
nonchalant. Eating his grapes.
STEED:
Ah, Brenda ...
(as she leaves)
Mrs. Peel?
EMMA:
You should be dead. How do you
feel?
STEED:
(eyes her)
Strange.
EMMA:
You were very lucky. Four shots to
the heart. I found you after I slipped
away from Sir August. Mother brought
you here. Not me you should thank.
STEED:
I wasn't about to.
EMMA:
I mean your man Trubshaw. Your
bullet-proof waistcoat. I thought
you were just overdressed.
STEED:
I might say the same.
84 FROM GALLERY
Mother with Dr. Darling taking notes. Emma looks up at them. Drops to a whisper.
But they both are wearing headphones.
EMMA:
Mother and Dr. Darling have me
under observation. They think I
tried to kill you.
STEED:
EMMA:
You told them. You said I arrived
on a camel, shot you four times.
Left you for dead.
STEED:
Frankly that's how I remember it.
EMMA:
But that's absurd. I may not be
over-fond of you, Steed, but it's
not my style.
STEED:
Perhaps your memory plays tricks,
Mrs. Peel.
EMMA:
(conceding)
That's possible. Sir August was convinced
he'd met me before. But I'd never met him.
Another odd thing. When it rained, he said
it was just as someone had promised.
STEED:
Did he say who?
EMMA:
No. But he must know. Incidentally,
my double left you with this.
Emma shows Steed the toy snow scene. A winter wonderland snow scene. He looks
puzzlingly at it. On its underneath. "The Wonderland Corporation," followed by --
STEED:
An invitation. To a 'formal picnic'...?
EMMA:
Did you say formal? I must dress.
The sporty Jag pulls up outside a tall, swanky building. Steed gets out, opens her door.
Irritated, Emma steps out of the car, clad in her leather suit --
hitting the street. PAN UP TO Steed, admiring --
STEED:
I must say, you look more your
old self --
EMMA:
You mean my other self ...
STEED:
Either way ... may I ask: why
you dress in that fashion?
EMMA:
I should have thought that was
obvious ...
(off his smirk)
I'm in mourning.
She moves off. Stay on his poker face.
STEED:
I can't wait to see afternoon.
He joins her; they survey the building.
EMMA:
Where's the picnic?
They look up to --
87 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT
A boardroom suite, overlooking London. Lights twinkling --
Around a conference table. Twelve TEDDY BEARS. Each six feet tall. Ridiculous
and sinister. In pink, turquoise, brown, black, white, green. Furry, giant paws and
ears, swivel eyes. One teddy sports a familiar tartan ...
On the table, children's party food: jellies, hundreds and thousands, birthday cakes.
And wrapped presents before each.
Each bear has a name-badge: Bobby, Bobo, Bruno, Bibi, Betty, Binky etc. pinned to
their fur. A children's tune, "THE TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC," plays. Followed by -
A distinctively chilling voice, eerily familiar and seductive, which ECHOES through our
story --
VOICE (V.O.)
(filtered)
Ladies, gentlemen and bears ...
The teddy bears look round. Can't hear who's talking.
VOICE (V.O.)
(filtered)
Today is history. The first day of the future.
I welcome you to the first general meeting
of the Wonderland Corporation, now allied
with our colleagues from Brolly ...
Murmurs of congratulations amongst the bears ...
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