The Babysitter Page #7

It's science fiction. You can do anything.

Well... I guess that's true.

But don't you get it yet?

I am the big bad.

I loved you.

I don't care about your dumb book

or your stupid cult.

I'm an adult...

because when I realized

you were the big bad...

and you betrayed me

and were just gonna hurt other kids,

I drove a stolen car through you.

[sobbing]

That, I'll give you. [chuckles]

I'll see you, Cee.

Goodbye.

[chuckles]

[sirens wailing]

-[Melanie's dad] Martinez.

-Yeah?

Protect and serve, idiot.

-[Melanie] It's just a car.

-Protect my car.

Just a car?! Just a car?!

Do not-- Put your hand down right now.

-I thought you were gonna drive away.

-I couldn't leave you.

That was such a douche car.

Melanie, get over here.

Get back here. Now.

Bye.

[Melanie's dad] Oh, my God.

Did you just put your face on him?

Wanna go get tattoos now?

Yo. What happened?

Dude, Cole stole a car.

Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people.

Fifty people. [scoffs]

[Jeremy] Hey, let's get out of here.

Today, y'all. Let's go.

The hell?

[tires screeching]

Cindy.

-[Mom] Do you have my son? Please...

-[Dad] Cole.

[Mom] Honey. Honey. Oh, my God.

Are you okay? Are you...?

-I'm okay.

-[Dad] Are you all right?

-Oh, my God. What happened?

-Is that blood?

Hey. What happened?

I don't need a babysitter anymore.

When my best friend said

She had lost her man

To her babysitter

I thought she was lying

I said, "No 16-year-old schoolgirl

Would ever take a man of mine"

Staying home

With our baby all the time

It kept me kind of brokenhearted

So I went

And hired myself a babysitter

And that's when my trouble all started

This 16-year-old chick walked in

With a skirt up to her waist

She had a truckload of you-know-what

And all of it in place

I should have been aware, mm-hmm

Ooh-ooh, of the babysitter

Oh, yeah, yeah

I should've known from the jump, yeah

She was a man-getter, mm-hmm

I should've been aware, uh-huh

Of the babysitter [shouts]

Should've the known from the jump

Yeah

She was a man-getter

Yeah, she was

[indistinct radio chatter]

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