The Babysitter Page #6

Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood.

Tied me up. Killed the cops.

-You're really freaking me out.

-I'm... sorry.

Bee is bad?

Yeah. Bee is bad.

-Where's your dad?

-Out with some Protestant.

-But his car's here.

-She picked him up. He's really desperate.

Am I the only one

that still has a babysitter?

Yeah.

-So, what do we do?

-Pray.

-Okay.

-I was kidding.

-Oh.

-But it's probably a great idea, though.

[both gasp]

Come on.

-You think she can get in here?

-Not if it's locked.

[Cole] Your door automatically locks,

right?

[Melanie] Nope.

[gasps]

[phone buzzes and jingle plays]

[gun c*cks]

[pants]

-I shouldn't have gotten you into this.

-You were being shot at.

Especially because I was being shot at.

You're my best friend, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna take care of this.

-Do you have your phone?

-Yeah.

-Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53.

-Why do you know cop codes?

Because I used to wanna be a cop

when I grew up.

You never told me that.

I know. I only told Bee.

[Dusty Springfield's "Spooky" playing]

Are you okay?

I've had a really bad night.

And then I stop

And say "all right"

Love is kind of crazy

With a spooky little boy like you

Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed

got stabbed in the head by two knives.

You always keep me guessing

I never seem to know

What you're thinking

Just because she's a psychopath

doesn't mean women are evil.

I know that.

I wish all girls were like you.

And then you smile

[chuckles softly]

I'm gonna put an end to this.

What are you doing?

-Keeping you safe.

-The lock is on the inside, dumbass.

That was sweet of you.

I'm really excited we kissed.

Me, too. Let's make out next time.

Okay. Bye.

Come and get me, Bee!

I'm right here!

It's just you and me!

It's just you and me!

What, you're gonna get shy now?!

I'm going towards my house!

I'm right here, Bee!

I'm right here!

What the hell?

Oh, my God. Where is everything?

[panting]

[floor creaking]

Oh, my God.

[board creaks]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

"Sacrifice... Get your dreams..."

[both grunting]

-Get off me!

-I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna kill you!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

What's wrong with you,

you little pervert?

What? You can't make me feel bad

because I defended myself.

I knew you wanted me this whole time,

upstairs in your little room jerking off.

-You're just sick.

-You were trying to kill me.

I wasn't trying to kill you

by punching your dick.

[shouts] I've never felt

so violated before.

Oh, God.

I only signed up for this dumb sh*t

so I could have my dream job.

And instead, what do I have now, huh?

This.

One deflated, ugly boob. [scoffs]

[sobbing] My life is basically over.

I-- I mean... you're still super hot.

What kind of job do you want?

Journalist.

See, that's perfect.

Because you're super smart,

and you're hot,

-and really driven.

-Thank you.

I could be wrong,

but I don't think it would be hard for you

to have a cool life.

Really?

You think so? You think maybe

we could walk out of this whole thing?

Just call the police and just,

you know, forget this ever happened?

Yeah.

Exactly.

Do you think I give a f***

what you're talking about?

[Allison screams]

[Cole] Knife. Where's the knife?

Oh! Dishwasher.

Mom.

Are you the one that put the knife

in the dishwasher?

I think so.

Can you not do that?

It goes in the butcher block.

Yoo-hoo!

Looking for this?

You still think I'm pretty?

[yells]

Oh, you think

I'm scared of a little fire, huh?

You are dying.

You, you are dying.

You ruined my life.

And now, I'm gonna ruin yours!

-[screams]

-[gunshot]

Holy sh*t.

[groans]

I found this in the cop car.

That was so graphic.

[pants]

She was so annoying.

I wanna throw up.

You and me both.

Where's Sonya?

Blown up. Crawlspace.

Where are the cops?

Ditched them with the car.

Now I gotta skip town again.

And that leaves you,

and what to do with you.

-Any suggestions?

-Are you gonna shoot me?

No.

No. I was just shooting around you,

'cause I thought you'd put your hands up.

I will burn your book!

Cole.

-Cole, listen to me.

-No.

-Cole, listen to me.

-No, Bee! You listen to me!

I've been hunted,

you've stolen my blood, killed people,

shot at me,

and just been general a**holes all night.

So, I wanna know

what the hell's going on.

Cole, you're too young to understand,

okay? Just trust me.

F*** you!

Cole.

No. You know what? You deserved that.

What, just because I'm 12 means I get

to be treated like total sh*t

by you and Jeremy and everyone else?

You know what?

You're Don Draper from Mad Men.

How he's all cool and handsome

and everybody loves him,

then he goes home and you find out

he has a wife the whole time.

-He's such a piece of sh*t!

-Did you just ruin Mad Men for me?

It's not even on anymore. You'll live.

Still.

-What happens when you leave here?

-What do you mean?

-I will burn this!

-Okay.

Cole... what do you want to know?

What's the blood for?

You mix the blood of the innocent

with the blood of someone sacrificed,

recite the verses,

while dripping it on the page.

And, basically, you get whatever you want.

I used to be so small... and so scared.

Now I'm strong... and I'm confident...

and that's all I ever wanted.

And, so, that's all I was to you.

You just used me to get what you wanted.

No.

No, Cole. I chose you.

I mean,

I could've shot you and not Allison,

but I didn't. I chose you.

'Cause you're the best.

We click, right? You're my guy.

I'm not the first kid, am I?

No.

And you'll leave here

and just find another faucet.

-You heard that?

-I heard everything. This is my house.

Okay.

Okay, yes.

And tonight sucked,

but we can start again.

So, you have a plan?

Yeah. We just say they attacked us.

I got him.

Whoo!

Plus, dude, we would have so much fun.

Just you and me against the whole world.

No one will ever hurt you ever again.

There'll be nothing left to be afraid of.

Isn't that what you wanted?

What do you say, Cole?

I guess...

I guess I have a plan, too.

No!

No!

No!

[Bee screaming]

[Queen's "We are the Champions" playing]

I've paid my dues

[boy] P*ssy!

Time after time

-When you're ready, you're ready.

-A lot of things are scary.

I've done my sentence

You gotta figure out what you want...

-and then do what you can to get it.

-Keys...

-Cole!

-[engine revving]

Ten. Two.

And I need to go on and on

And on and on

We are the champions

My friends

And we'll keeping on fighting

Till the end

Yeah!

We are the champions

We are the champions

No time for losers

'Cause we are the champions

[Cole screaming]

[grunting and panting]

What up, Cee?

You drove a car into your house.

I really didn't see that coming.

[coughing]

You never told me...

your intergalactic dream team.

You didn't ask.

I should have.

I'm usually pretty good at that stuff.

Admiral Adama to lead.

Data for his intelligence and cool head.

Predator to fight.

Then me and you.

[chuckles]

You didn't say we could add ourselves.

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