The Babysitter Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1995
- 90 min
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YOU IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL, HUH?
IS THAT IT?
THAT'S COOL.
IT'S HARD TO KNOW IF YOU REALLY LOVE A GIRL
UNLESS YOU'VE F***ED HER.
[SIREN]
SH*T. GO, GO, GO.
ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY?
OH, MAN,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
AM I THE GREATEST AT SAYING THE WRONG THING?
YEAH, YOU ARE.
THAT'S TWICE.
JACK, I'M SO SORRY.
I SHOULD JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
LET'S SEE. WHAT DID I DO WITH THAT?
BAM.
OH, JACK, MAN,
COME ON.
THAT'S MY WAY OF SAYING I'M SORRY.
OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.
HEY, MAN,
WHAT THE F***?
JACK...
ALL I SAID WAS YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE TUCKERS?
COME ON. THEY'RE ALREADY OVER AT MY HOUSE.
PARTY TIME.
[WHISTLING]
HONEY, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WHISTLING THAT TUNE?
AND TRY NOT TO DRINK TOO MUCH TONIGHT, O.K.?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH.
HEY, DOLLY, HARRY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ANYTHING.
MWAH. HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
OH, YOU TWO.
HI. HI.
COME ON UP.
O.K. ALL RIGHT. GOODBYE.
HI, BERNICE.
OH, THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
OH, HI, SAM, WILMA, JOE, AUDREY.
HARRY, WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
UH, BOURBON. HI, EVERYBODY. DOLLY?
UM, I'LL TAKE A WINE SPRITZER, PLEASE.
SO, AUDREY, MUST BE ANY DAY NOW.
YOU MUST BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS WEATHER.
OH, YEAH.
HOW ARE THOSE FOUR BOYS OF YOURS?
OH--WE HOPE IT'S A GIRL.
HERE, DOLLY.
OH, THANK YOU.
OH. OH, HE'S FINE.
IT ISN'T EASY.
WELL, IT SURE DOESN'T SHOW, DOLLY.
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
SECRET? HA. HAAGEN DAZS.
ALL THOSE CALORIES-- GETTING HER BABY FAT BACK.
HARRY, HAVE A HEART.
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I'LL TAKE A VODKA STRAIGHT UP.
[TV GUNFIRE]
HEY, GUYS...
BITSY...
JIMMY...
YOU'RE A THIEF!
STOP IT.
YOU GUYS, ST-STOP IT.
YOU GUYS, GET OFF!
HA HA HA...
GET OFF.
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS. STOP.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
JIMMY...GET OFF.
[RING]
[RING]
HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE.
HI. IT'S JACK.
OH.
HI, JACK.
WHEW...WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM?
WHY ARE YOU BREATHING LIKE THAT?
OH, REALLY? UH-HUH.
MAYBE I SHOULD COME OVER AND PROTECT YOU.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, JACK.
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D COME OVER
WHEN THE KIDS GO TO SLEEP, WE'D BE ALONE.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
COME ON. YOU WANT ME TO, DON'T YOU?
NO, JACK.
JACK, NO. THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TODAY.
N-NOTHING. NOTHING.
I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THESE KIDS. BYE.
[CLICK]
SH*T.
GOD!
GOD, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE TO GO?
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
NONE OF YOUR F***ING BUSINESS.
AH, CHICKS, MAN...
LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, JACK, IT'S JUST--
WELL, YOU TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS, THAT'S ALL.
AND MY ADVICE SUCKED. I'M SORRY. FORGET IT.
BUT MY POINT IS, CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?
KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME FREE BEER?
OH, MAN, IT'S FRIDAY. LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
CHARLIE WILLIAMS.
LET'S SEE, UH, RICHARD.
TUCKER, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ON THE GREEN TWICE THIS YEAR.
'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SELLING CARS TO HEELS LIKE YOU.
JUST GIVE ME ONE STROKE A HOLE--
I'LL GIVE YOU A STROKE. BEND OVER.
WHAT'S UP, DAD?
HOW YOU DOING?
EVERYONE, YOU KNOW MY SON MARK.
HARRY. HARRY, JACK.
HARRY, THIS IS YOUR BABYSITTER'S BOYFRIEND
WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING HERE, SON?
HELLO, JACK. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
WHEN MARK WAS STILL ON THE TEAM.
YOU JUST WON THE ROTARY SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?
YEAH.
O.K., O.K., ENOUGH.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
YOU THINK WE COULD USE THE CAR?
BYE, FELLAS.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH FUN.
YOU GOT PRACTICE TOMORROW, JACK.
WONDER WHAT THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO.
THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING OUT TO CHASE SOME TAIL.
BOY, THOSE WERE THE DAYS, RIGHT?
MM.
FOOTBALL RALLIES,
MOVIE HOUSE BALCONIES.
BARE THIGHS, NO-CONTROL TOPS, NO CROTCHES.
JUST A FLIMSY PAIR OF PANTIES IN THE BACK SEAT.
LIKE A BROKEN BALLOON.
THOSE GOOD TIMES ARE GONE, OLD MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?
WELL...
I DON'T KNOW IF TONIGHT IS ABOUT "WE."
I THINK TONIGHT MAY BE ABOUT YOU.
DROP IT, MARK.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU SAY NO THIS EASY.
THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, O.K.?
LISTEN.
I DRIVE YOU OVER THERE, DROP YOU OFF,
YOU GIVE HER A COUPLE OF THESE BEERS,
YOU ASKED HER IF YOU COULD STOP BY, SHE SAID NO.
WHY?
I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN OVER THERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
LIKE, WHAT'S THE STORY?
I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S SCREWING AROUND OR ANYTHING,
BUT IT'S LIKE...
YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND HER.
TRUST ME.
COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
JUST LIKE I EXPECTED.
SOME PARTY.
DISHES, NOISE, CLUTTER, FAT,
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY START TO CHEAT ON YOU.
DOLLY, I THINK SOMETHING'S GOING ON AT HOME.
GETTING A VISIT FROM HER BOYFRIEND.
SUCH AN IMAGINITIVE BOY.
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT.
THE ONLY PERSON THE BABYSITTER
NEEDS PROTECTION FROM IS YOU, NOT HER BOYFRIEND,
SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF?
[SIGHS]
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND MOST DEPRESSING?
THAT FAT DRUNK:
WITH HIS BELLY HANGING OVER HIS BELT
SORT OF MAKES YOU WISH THE MARRIAGE VOWS
HAD AN A**HOLE CLAUSE, DOESN'T IT?
HUSBANDS ARE REALLY DIFFICULT TO PUT UP WITH.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE HORS D'OEUVRES
IN THE OVEN.
WHEN BILL CALLED ME YOUNG-LOOKING TONIGHT.
OH, DOLLY...
BILL...
WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
DOLLY...
NO, NO, NOTHING'S WRONG,
JUST--NO. HA HA.
NO.
BITSY, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATH.
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