The Babysitter Page #3
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- 1995
- 90 min
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DON'T GET IT ALL OVER THE INSIDE--
OH, SH*T!
THAT'S BAD-ASS, MAN.
DON'T GET IT ALL OVER THE SIDE.
HOW YOU DOING? YOU FEEL BETTER?
HAVE SOME GUM.
ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
[HONK HONK]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[TV GUNSHOTS]
BITSY, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BATH.
I DON'T WANT TO. JIMMY GOES FIRST.
BECAUSE JIMMY DOESN'T GO TO BED TILL 10:00.
I DON'T WANT TO.
WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE TAKING A BATH.
[TV GUNSHOTS]
BITSY, STOP IT! BITSY!
PUT ME DOWN!
BITSY, NO! NO! NO!
IN HERE NOW.
BITSY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
[SIGHS]
WHAT NOW?
WALK UP THE STEPS, RING THE BELL.
THIS IS STUPID.
I DON'T WANT TO MESS THINGS UP.
YOU WON'T.
BELIEVE ME, YOU WON'T.
I'LL HANG OUT HERE UNTIL YOU GET INSIDE.
GOOD LUCK, MAN.
[MUTTERING]
[THUNDER]
SHE'S COLD, MAN.
I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR TOUCH, JACK.
[DOORBELL]
[TV GUNSHOTS]
JACK, I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME OVER.
I SORT OF THOUGHT I'D DROP BY.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SUCH A JERK.
I HOPE YOU KNOW IT'S NOT HELPING ANYTHING.
I JUST CAME TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
I'M BABYSITTING.
THE KIDS ARE UPSTAIRS TAKING A BATH.
JACK, NO.
YOU'RE DRUNK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
I SAID NO,
I GUESS I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
I HAVE TO BABYSIT.
THAT WAS QUICK.
SHUT UP.
WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, MAN.
I GOT AN IDEA.
WHERE YOU GOING?
[CRASH]
WHAT...
DAMN IT. SH*T. GOD...
JUST TRUST ME, O.K.?
JUST STAY LOW, COMMANDO-STYLE.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[HONK HONK]
BITSY.
JIMMY, IT'S YOUR TURN TO TAKE A BATH.
[HONK]
JIMMY.
IF YOU DON'T GO TAKE THAT BATH,
I'LL TAKE YOU UP THERE MYSELF.
JUST TRY IT.
COME ON.
OW! OW!
JIMMY, COME ON.
OH, THAT'S BOSS.
JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.
RELAX. OH, MAN. SERIOUSLY,
NOW.
HA HA HA HA!
JACK.
TAKE A BATH NOW.
LIKE STEEL.
IT WAS SO PRETTY, MAN.
HEY! AAH! AAH!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, BOY? HUH?
YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, BOY,
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS, HUH?
WHAT IS THAT LITTLE THING POKING OUT THERE?
GO ON!
GO ON!
BARE-ASSED!
I'LL MAIL YOU YOUR CLOTHES IF YOU'RE LUCKY!
HEH HEH HEY.
HUH?
HEY.
[WHISTLES]
HERE YOU GO.
IT'S O.K.
WE GOT A LITTLE SECRET TO KEEP, HUH?
HMM?
HMM?
NO.
COME HERE.
YEAH.
HEY...
WE MAKE IT TWO SECRETS TONIGHT, HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
SOME PARTY, HUH?
I GOT TO GO HOME FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE BACK.
HARRY.
HARRY, WAIT A SECOND.
I'M DIZZY. MY HEAD'S THROBBING.
DIZZY IS RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE BATHROOM
AND SEE IF THEY HAVE SOME ASPIRIN?
YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE HOME, HARRY.
[SIGHS]
YOU DON'T LEAVE A CAR
WITH THE WHEELS HALFWAY IN THE ROAD.
I'M SORRY, OFFICER. I WASN'T THINKING.
WELL, NEXT TIME, THINK.
GREAT. RAIN.
THERE YOU GO, MAN.
GOOD STUFF, HUH?
[CRYING]
SHH.
OH.
OH. OH.
OH.
IT'S O.K.
SHH.
IT'S BETTER THAN STAYING HOME ALONE, HUH?
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU...
YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT AND, UH...
GO GET IT.
YOU LOSE, BUDDY.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
YEAH.
SLEEP WELL.
O.K.
GOOD NIGHT.
NIGHT-LIGHT.
O.K.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN SHAVES
AS CLOSE AS A BLADE, OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
HOLD IT. THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN
IS MORE THAN CLOSENESS. LISTEN.
[WRR]
THAT POWERFUL MOTOR
MAKES REMINGTON A QUICK SHAVE,
AND ITS TWO...
AAH! SH*T!
THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN--
QUICK, COMFORTABLE.
ATTABOY.
THAT'S REMINGTON.
HERE SHE COMES.
SH*T. SHE'S SEEN US. SHH.
SHE CAN'T SEE US. THERE'S LIGHTS ON INSIDE.
WHY IS SHE WEARING A BATHROBE?
YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT?
RUNNING WATER?
RUNNING WATER.
SHE'S TAKING A BATH.
OH, DAMN.
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOUR PARENTS WILL BE HOME VERY SOON,
SO GOOD NIGHT, JIMMY.
NIGHT.
SWEET DREAMS.
YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS.
HA. NICE.
CUTE.
UH...ASPIRIN?
I THINK, UH...
I'LL JUST GET IN, O.K.?
YEAH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHO IS IT?
[DOLLY] HARRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH, I'M, UH...
FINE. I'M JUST, UH...
JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ASPIRIN.
YES.
THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY ASPIRIN.
REALLY?
YEAH, REALLY.
THEY MUST HAVE SOMETHING STRONG IN THE HOUSE.
YOU WANT ME TO GO ASK SOMEBODY
NO. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU JUST STAY PUT,
AND GET SOME OF MY PRESCRIPTION.
DON'T WORRY.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
HOLD THE LADDER.
[BOARDS CREAK]
SHH. SHH.
WELL...
HI.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAN OVER?
AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL SOAP YOUR BACK, HUH?
HE'S PRACTICING HIS SWING FOR TOMORROW,
BUT IT WON'T DO HIM A DAMN BIT OF GOOD.
HA HA HA HA.
SWAT.
HEY!
HARRY.
HARRY.
HOLE IN ONE.
OH, GOD.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER BE A HAPPY DRUNK
OH, BOY, IT'S GOING TO BE A TOUGH DAY TOMORROW.
YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH RIGHT NOW.
HEY, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE, O.K.?
YEAH, YEAH.
[THUNDER]
OH, YEAH.
OH.
MAYBE I'LL JUST SNEAK IN REAL QUIETLY, YOU KNOW,
AND MAYBE SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
"WHOO-OO-OO-OO.
EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR."
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
AW, SH*T.
WHOOP.
GOD DAMN, I DROPPED IT.
AAH! HA HA HA!
COME ON.
AAH!
WHERE'S THAT SOAP?
DOLLY, HOW COULD YOU LET HARRY DRIVE
TA-DA!
HA HA HA.
I'LL JUST LET HIM SLEEP IT OFF.
HE'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL MY PARTY.
MY MOTHER GOT TO BE TOO MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE.
WE KEPT MY MOTHER HOME FOR A WHILE.
WE DECIDED THERE WERE BETTER HOMES FOR MOM.
SHE'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER.
SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HIS DAUGHTER...
OR WHATEVER.
[BLUES SONG PLAYS]
OH, DOLLY, YOU LOOK RAVISHING.
MORE CHAMPAGNE, DOLLY?
STRAIGHT UP.
MMM.
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