The Bachelor Page #6
Ten times ten million dollars.
Now, kid, just remember...
Buckley can be very loving.
Father, would you zip me, please?
okay. I'm ready.
- Assembled mourners...
- Wrong service, Father.
Is it?
Dearest, any chance
you could say that silently?
one hundred...
Why don't we skip the pet names?
This is a business arrangement,
pure and simple.
It's a little more than that. We'll
be spending a lot of time together.
I don't see why. You'll keep your place
in the city. I'll stay in Marin.
We'll see each other
when we absolutely need to.
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
I'm sorry, Father. Roy, what did you
tell her about the will's provisions?
I don't recall my exact words.
We can only spend
one night apart a month.
one night together a month.
- Pardon me.
- Nice job.
Does the will require
that we sleep in the same bed...
or would, say,
twin beds create a problem?
None at all.
opposite wings
in an enormous manor?
As long as you're
under the same roof.
Continue, please, Father.
Don't worry. We'll adjust.
That will hardly be necessary. Three
years will be over before we know it.
- Go ahead.
- oh, Lord.
- Three?
- Go on.
- To join these people in matrimony.
- Excuse me, Father.
I may have misspoken.
The marriage has to last longer.
- Ten years.
- A decade?
Pardon me.
And in ten years, I go free?
Free as a bird.
- With my half of the estate?
- Yes.
And I can live anywhere
and with anyone I want?
If you choose, you can leave
the children and move to Afghanistan.
- Do you, Jimmie...
- Children?
Don't worry.
You have five years.
Take this Buckley...
one hundred million dollars.
Children within five years.
one hundred million dollars.
Children within five years.
one kid! That's all!
Do like the English! As soon as he can
crawl, ship him off to boarding school.
You can have an epidural!
Roy, let's go!
I've got to fill out
some paperwork.
What paperwork?
What are you talking about?
Freeze the company's accounts
to prepare it for sale.
You're cuttin' us off
without a goddamn dime!
You think I want to?
We won't get paid without that money.
I'll lose my home.
So if I act illegally,
I'll lose mine!
You have three homes!
I'm a lawyer.
There's still 17 hours, all right?
Let's not panic.
I'll think of someone.
You better. We've got
our backs to the wall.
Time for desperate measures.
What about my daughter?
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?
- She isn't good enough for you?
- She's 15!
It's pretty late in the game
for you to be Mr. Choosy.
Give me a lift home.
I'm too disgusted to drive.
From now on,
we're only dating divorcs.
Why?
'Cause we'll know
they're already ready.
Right. or widowers then.
Can't forget the widowers.
If only Jimmie had
one dead wife, right?
- Then he'd be ready.
- or two.
- Imagine if he had two, boy.
- Yeah, then you guys would be married.
Do you think he'll call?
He doesn't even know
you're here.
Yeah, that's right.
Can you imagine Jimmie
at that salsa club tonight?
oh, my God. Trying to do
that Rico Suave dip move.
oh, my gosh.
The Riverdancer he's not.
Always kicks me in the shins
and he scrunches my toes.
That would have been hysterical
to watch him try.
- Call him.
- What do you mean, "call him"?
okay, what do I say?
That you love him and
you'll keep seeing each other...
as long as he doesn't propose.
That's it! That is it!
- Calm down.
- The sun!
The sun! It's rising!
Just sit down, all right? The
important thing is to find me a bride.
- I'm thinking here.
- You're thinkin'?
Well, zippity-doo-dah!
Hey, he's thinkin'!
I hear the flowers
bursting into song.
Hey, listen. one moment, sir.
The wheels are turning.
Ah, yes, proof positive
indeed that there is a God.
You know why? Because my friend has
finally experienced brain activity!
Hey, let's hear
what he has to say.
- Pray, do tell.
- It's not them. It's me.
They can see it in my face,
just like Anne.
They know I don't
want to get married.
That's it.
- Where you goin'?
- To get you a wife.
Alone!
and let you pick my wife?
- It's our only hope!
- What is that supposed to mean?
You know how many times
you've proposed now? Ten!
No, nine,
and that includes Anne.
Excuse me! Ten!
What am I supposed to do,
just wait here?
Just be at Saint Peter and Paul Church
at 5:
00. I'll have someone.Don't forget the priest,
and happy birthday.
He's still not there!
- Leave a message on the answer machine.
- It's not picking up!
The next train doesn't
leave until 1:
15.You're kidding!
Well, let's go anyway.
So much for sleeping.
What time did you say
we can get into that church?
2:
30.That gives us hours.
You got any ideas?
They all make it look so easy.
- Been a long night, huh?
- No kidding.
It's grueling out there.
You definitely made the right decision
as far as the whole celibacy thing.
I believe we were put here
to love and cherish one another.
Sharing your life with someone
you love is a blessing.
Somebody very wise
taught me that.
- Jesus?
- My wife.
You're married?
I was happily married
for 26 years.
I only put on this collar
when my wife died.
I'm the father of four
and the grandfather of ten.
A priest with grandchildren.
That's the youngest.
Took his first steps last Tuesday.
Getting married was
one of the best things I ever did.
It's a wonderful thing
as time goes by...
to be with someone who looks
into your face when you've gotten old...
and still sees what you think
you look like.
The first time
Ever I saw your face
I thought the sun
Rose in your eye
Welcome to the other side?
Best thing you ever did, huh?
- Hello?
- Who's this?
- Who's this?
- It's Anne.
oh, Anne, it's Rita.
Hey, Mr. All-nighter,
it's Anne looking for Jimmie.
How's Greece?
oh, hi, Marco.
Where's Jimmie?
He's not home?
We were out, you know, boy stuff.
And you ended up with his phone?
What did you do to him?
Take it easy. You goin' to Athens
nearly cost me my job...
not to mention, breakin' his heart.
Well, I didn't go.
I didn't go. I never went.
I'm here in Mendocino with...
Yeah, okay. With Natalie.
We're taking the 1:15 home.
So can you find Jimmie
and will you...
Well, find Jimmie
and just tell him...
that I really, really
want to see him for dinner, okay?
- Yeah.
- okay, thanks.
Hurry!
So this is where
I'm going to tie the knot.
Me and Marco's mystery bride.
Why don't you try
to get some sleep?
If I shut my eyes,
I'll want to sleep forever.
Here. Hold on. Here.
Maybe when you wake up...
the world will look
a lot different.
So, they get in at 5:50.
Which leaves us only 15 minutes to get
to the church and get them married.
Tight, but doable.
Does she know about last night?
Like I'm gonna tell her.
That's Jimmie's problem.
If he had had more balls
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