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The Back-up Plan Page #8
...from the day you dissed me
at the farmers' market...
...l have been totally
and completely under your spell.
I love you.
And you've made me
the happiest man alive.
It was my cab.
Come over here for a minute.
-Give me that.
-What?
Since we do everything backwards
and in hyperspeed...
...l was wondering if we could do...
...what naturally follows
having twins together.
Oh, my....
Holy sh*t!
Will you marry me?
Say yes.
Yes.
-l can't believe it.
-l know.
-Did we really just get engaged?
-Yes, we did.
Soon you will be my wife.
Stan.
-Action.
-What?
Dakota was born right here.
Right where you're sitting, actually.
How did you do that here
in this chair?
The seat comes up.
-What do you have in your hand?
-Daddy, poo-poo.
What a good girl. You're okay.
Tuck, get up there. Go on.
Go on. Go on. Go on.
Now, wait a minute!
Just one second!
When did you eat corn?
Is this cat sh*t?
No.
We don't even know
what kind of sh*t it is.
Go on, go on. Good, good, good.
Go on, go on, go on.
Take one. Take five. Take 1 0.
Fifteen. Twenty-four.
-There. Happy now?
-You know what goes in those things?
-Oh, my God.
-Awesome.
Yeah, do that. That would be nice.
Oh, God.
Breast to face. There is
no better bond that could be made.
Breast to face.
Buck-naked Fridays in the family
room. Buck-naked Wednesdays.
Buck-naked Friday while the maid
cleans your living room.
Buck-naked. Buck-naked. Naked.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Perfectly natural.
Sometimes the bowels just release.
My mother is dead.
If she was here, she would probably
let me feed from her teat.
Get the mirror, Stan!
I will rip your throat out!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Not tonight, okay?
Okay.
-And cut.
-Food in my hair.
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