The Bannen Way Page #3

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And it's gonna be very dangerous,

I'm not gonna lie,

not to somebody like you.

You'd sniff that out 100 yards away.

My fee is actually 500 grand, but that

doesn't mean I'm gonna do the job.

Spoken like a true pro.

That was straight out of the book.

Whatever you pledge allegiance to

owns you.

Lesson learned.

How's your father doing?

He doesn't know I'm working for you again,

if that's what you mean.

- You haven't seen him?

- No, why?

He's watching me.

I hope for his sake he keeps his distance.

Not to worry, though.

Your allegiance is in the right place.

I can't even open this frigging thing.

It's supposed to have the Turin Shroud in it.

You know,

that shmate Jesus was buried with?

Could someone please open

this f***ing box for me?

What is that? Wait, wait. What is that?

A frigging power tool?

Have you ever heard of the Sabbath?

Have you ever heard of a Jew?

Do you know what a Jew is, Mr. Shnook?

Today is Saturday. It's the Sabbath.

You can't use electricity on the Sabbath.

How was I to know? Look, I'm sorry.

Power tool. You're a shmuck, Shnook.

What?

Mr. B is sending somebody over for the box.

Find him. I want him dead!

You didn't have to sleep in my car.

So I'm gonna take this job on one condition.

I call the shots.

No.

There's Zeke. He's my right-hand man.

Hey, buddy, you ready for prep day?

So ready. I just took the biggest deuce

you've ever seen.

I feel, like, five pounds lighter.

I almost sent you a picture of it.

Zeke, you're in the car with Madison,

the one I was telling you about.

- She's kindly gonna help us on this job.

- We'll always have this moment, Zeke.

Nice to meet you, too, Madison.

Okay, on to more pressing matters.

Apparently, The Mensch has found out

that Mr. B sent you after the box

and has hired an assassin trio

for protection.

These are the hottest assassins

I have ever seen.

- Perfect.

- The first one I call Jailbait.

I believe she's in her 20s,

but she says she's 17,

because perverts seem to get off

on that kind of thing.

She seduces her victims,

she lets them have their way with her,

she waits for the opportune time,

and then she stabs them

with a horse tranquilizer.

I'm not even gonna get into

what she does after that.

And then the next one is former speciaI ops,

trained in acrobatics,

martiaI arts and espionage.

And she loves knives.

I call her Stiletto.

And last, but certainly not least,

the one I named Bombshell.

Really not much to say about Bombshell.

She's hot, she's blonde,

she likes to blow sh*t up.

Bannen, listen to me. I'm sending you

the images. Look at them this time, okay?

Why is that funny?

There's no such thing

as a trio of hot assassins.

In my wildest fantasies, maybe.

- I'm saying let me drive once.

- No.

You don't know how to drive your own car.

What are we... What are we doing?

We have to go see my uncle

before we do the job.

I'm sorry. We have to make a quick stop

to see your mob uncle?

There are certain people, Bannen,

who I would like to remain anonymous to,

like everyone.

He's the one paying the bills right now, so...

Wait a second, I just realized,

- after I pay Sonny and his guys...

- Who's that?

- ... and Zeke gets his cut...

- Bannen!

...and then you get your cut,

I'm left with nothing.

Bannen! Always good to see you, bud.

I know we told you we were gonna give you

a little more time,

but sorry, man, you were summoned.

- Who in the f*** is this pretty boy?

- It's Neal Bannen.

- No, it's not.

- What do you mean?

What do you mean what do I mean?

This ain't Neal Bannen.

All due respect, Sonny, we've been trailing

that piece of sh*t for weeks.

With all due respect,

I'm telling you, this ain't Neal Bannen,

because Neal Bannen swore he was gonna

have my f***ing money by now.

Can we talk as two cutty macks?

I could've sworn you owed me 150 G's, huh?

But every time my gentlemen

catch up with you,

you have nothing.

Now I ain't never been no college cat.

I mean, my teachers was macks,

hustlers, pimps.

You see, I didn't use a pen or a pad.

I used three-card Marley, loaded dice,

and loaded guns.

I think I get where you're going...

Now, I want to ask you,

do you hold grudges?

Because I do.

When I hold on to a grudge for too long,

man, I start to see red,

and then there's only one thing

that keeps me out of the red.

Box!

And then I'm nice and smooth again.

Then I start to remind myself,

"Isn't Neal Bannen retrieving

some sort of valuable box for Mr. B?"

He is. He totally is!

And I hear that it's got a set of these thick,

flawless diamonds inside of it.

- Isn't that right?

- I heard an antique mask.

Diamonds!

Then it's clear to me.

Instead of taking the money,

I'll take the box. You dig?

- Papi!

- I dig.

You're playing my favorite song.

Neal Bannen?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Mami, you two know each other?

Come on, Papi, let's dance.

Catalina.

Normally I would kill a man

for crossing that line,

but we agreed,

you're gonna bring me the box,

so I can't do that.

I see you brought

your little lady friend with you.

I think I found a way to reciprocate.

- Okay.

- Okay, ya pues.

What are you doing?

Sonny, what are you doing?

You know, you're right, Sonny.

I did sleep with your girl.

Before you guys were together, of course.

It's only fair, though,

that you have your way with her.

What?

Okay, you know what, Sonny?

Come on. Come on! Stop!

- What are you doing?

- Come on. Come on. Come on.

I should probably warn you, though,

as a cutty, she may not be very clean.

I mean, when a girl sleeps

with as many guys as she does,

she's bound to have something.

Are you saying

you brought a hooker up in here?

I didn't know she was a prostitute

when I first met her.

When I picked her up for our little date,

first thing she said was, "$5 for a handjob. "

I mean, I should've known.

Look at the way she's dressed,

those "f*** me" boots.

- Mami, is he telling the truth?

- I'm not a prostitute.

I'm a high-class call girl.

And I'm $50 for a handjob.

$50.

Thanks for looking out for a cutty, man.

Jesus!

Thanks, guys.

- I think I'm falling in love.

- Don't. I'll only hurt you.

Are you two ready for this?

We'll have the box by tonight.

Neal?

Just so you know,

Manni doesn't work for me anymore.

From now on it's Dimitri or me.

You trust this girl?

Why wouldn't I?

All right.

Word to the wise from your favorite uncle.

Don't f*** this up.

No turning back now.

Hey, B, we just got the invite.

- You going over the guest list?

- Yeah, I think I got my guy.

All right, while you're doing that,

we'll finish the replica box.

All right.

I'll tie up the rest of the loose ends.

Replica complete.

All right,

let's make sure we're on the same page.

I'm going to arrive as J.C. Trilby.

- I'll already be there.

- And I'll mingle for a bit.

Before you meet up,

you both need to mark each of the guards

with transponders so I can track them.

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