The Bannen Way Page #4

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There's eight of them.

And I'm gonna mark The Mensch.

- We meet up and flirt for a while.

- Yeah.

By that time,

everyone should be nice and toasty,

so you can head to one of the rooms.

The Mensch's private room

should be guarded.

- Go to the next room over.

- I'll hand you the replica.

Bannen will make his way

through The Mensch's secret doorway

to get to his private room.

The box should be hidden

in a hollowed bust.

Switch it out with the replica

and you're good.

Wait, wait, B, you never told me how

you're gonna pose as J.C. Trilby.

I can't reveal all my secrets.

Hey, Madison should be on the rooftop.

She couldn't wait.

She marked all the guards.

She only has The Mensch left.

Let's party.

Okay, Madison,

just get him interested in you,

but don't be too aggressive.

You don't wanna scare him off.

- Hello.

- I've been eyeing you all night.

Okay, change of plans. Just go for it.

- It's so nice to finally meet The Mensch.

- I know.

Okay, find your opportunity and mark him.

That sounded just nasty.

We are in.

All right, Madison,

make your way over to the bar.

- Let's get this over with.

- Bannen will pick you up there.

Making my move on Madison.

F*** off, b*tch!

You will make a fine wife.

Why don't we go inside

and we make it official?

How are you still single?

- We got to make this believable.

- How do you propose we do that?

Okay, but just to make it believable.

Hey, hey, hey. How you doing, huh? Mister...

- Trilby. J.C. Trilby. Yes. Yes.

- Trilby, Trilby.

That's great. You know, I think,

Mr. Trilby, you better beat it.

This one's mine, okay?

Looks like The Mensch might be in love.

I think she's got him.

- What's going on?

- We're about to find out.

How could you still be single?

Maybe you should come to my room.

I'll suck your fingers, I'll suck your toes,

and then you can...

...suck mine.

Hey, go with it.

He's gonna lead you right to the box.

- Let's go.

- Come on.

You may not be needed, Bannen.

What do you say we check out

one of those private rooms?

Sure.

Hey, you want to join us? Come on.

Okay, Madison,

the box should be in the corner...

Not bad, huh?

...under a hollowed bust.

Do what you gotta do.

- Why is... What's he doing here?

- This is Mr. Shnook.

He's privy to all my business.

He's fine. He's good.

I think we should do it now.

Come here. Could you just...

Could you just...

The things that I would like to do to you,

I don't think you're gonna

want Shnook to see.

Mr. Shnook, please leave the room.

And lock the door behind you.

Beat it! Pervert!

Why don't you guys

make yourself comfortable?

You know, entertain each other.

- What the hell is going on with Madison?

- Hold on.

- She's not responding.

- What do you mean?

Madison? Madison, do you read me?

What?

- She's gone.

- What do you mean "she's gone"?

She just disappeared.

She's completely off the radar

and The Mensch isn't moving at all.

What the f*** is going on?

I'm going in there.

I'm gonna just...

I'll be right back.

You guys just keep doing

what you're doing.

God, I could marry both of you.

This is spooky, B. Be careful.

Something's not right.

Where'd she go?

Trilby, thank God it's you.

That sock was disgusting.

- Tell me where she went!

- Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

You're not J.C. Trilby.

You're that prick Bannen!

Sh*t, Bannen, get out!

- You're after the f***ing box, right?

- Go to the window.

You f***er! Shnook!

Get your f***ing ass in here!

Shnook!

- What's happening, B?

- Shnook!

- I'm in the dark here, B. What's going on?

- Get in here! Shnook!

What are you doing, B?

You're surrounded. Get out of there!

It wasn't untiI precisely this moment

that I believed the assassin trio

even existed.

I hate being wrong.

Finally, finally, the assassin has arrived.

You're dead, Bannen. You're dead!

I want you to f***ing cut him

into little pieces.

I want you to slice his liver!

Go, go, go, go, go. Go! Come on, hurry!

Come on! Come on!

- Bannen, what is happening?

- Zeke, Madison has the box.

She's off the radar, Bannen.

She turned off her cell phone,

I can't find her on the satellite.

I can't call Mr. B and tell him I lost it.

You gotta find her. Just find her!

So what are you gonna do?

- Sorry, is this iced tea?

- Yeah, Long Island.

Wait.

Happy holidays.

Okay, gentlemen, a big round of applause

for Tammy, everybody. Tammy.

All right, gentlemen,

tonight is amateur night.

Some lucky lady is gonna walk out of here

with 500 bucks. Any takers?

$500, ladies, $500.

Easy money, easy money, easy money.

Come on, $500. Come onto the stage.

Amateur ladies, report to the stage.

Going once, going twice... Whoa!

Okay, who do we have here?

Wait a second. Hold on a second.

Steve? Steve? You sure this girI's

the legaI age for this club?

Let's not waste any more time, then.

Yeah! Well...

I think this little lady's got quite a future.

What do you guys think?

I thought this was amateur night.

Something tells me

you're not what you seem.

How old are you really?

- Old enough.

- Are you sure?

Quick lesson.

You want someone to do what you want,

you need to choose the options for them.

I especially like to use this principle

when picking up women.

I have an idea.

Why don't we go back to your place

- and you can find out how old I really am?

- But this time, it was being used on me.

Or we can go to a motel

and you can do whatever you want to me.

And I didn't care.

Zeke, dude, have you seen two girls

and a bullwhip?

- No, I have no wish to...

- Check this out.

- Look, look. Watch, watch, watch.

- Get off my computer.

- Just lookit.

- Don't touch that.

- What did you just hit?

- Here we go again.

Hey, guys! Guys, come check this out.

- That's Jailbait.

- Yeah, she is.

No, you don't... Hold on. Bannen? Bannen?

Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

No, no, no, no.

She's gonna kill him, okay?

That's what she does.

Okay.

She's gonna stab him

and she's gonna cut off his balls. All right?

Bannen! Wake up!

Okay, this might...

Oh, God, please work, please work.

Okay. Okay.

Bannen, Jailbait's trying to kill you!

- What? What?

- She is going to cut off your balls!

Jailbait's trying to kill me?

For the record, I helped you save him.

You tell him that.

You tell him what I did here today.

Hey, B, I found Madison, all right?

She turned her phone back on.

- Where is she?

- I traced her call to a guy named Marcel.

- Send me her location. I'll get her.

- Keep your eye out for Bombshell.

- Hey.

- I am so sorry.

That is so weird, 'cause I was

just looking for you at the party.

Right, because I had to slip out.

- I missed you.

- Yeah, I wanted to say goodbye

and I said, "F*** it,

I'm just gonna jump out the window. "

- Yeah. I wanted to say bye to you.

- No, that was you.

- I have to go.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Can't we just have, like,

one straightforward conversation?

- Give up yet?

- Give me the box.

You want the box? Hey, you know what?

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