The Baytown Outlaws Page #4

all right?

Well, how about this?

If I go back there, I'm gonna bust

up Mac and your TV. How about that?

Yeah, is that a fact?

- What the f***?

- See, I got a minor with me.

I'd appreciate it if he wouldn't

have to listen to that.

Hey, Mac, I'm gonna give it

a rest for a second, all right?

I'm looking for

a friend of mine. Terry.

Macky?

I'm gonna give it a rest!

Mac.

Say, Mac. Mac'?

It looks like Mac finally

had enough.

Hey, man.

Let me guess.

This is the part where you say

you'll be back. Am I right?

I'll be back.

You know this movie?

I'll be back.

I'll be back.

Well, ain't you full of surprises?

Hey, this is Lucky. Yeah, listen,

I need an ambulance down here, OK?

It seems like Mac's passed on, OK?

You got anything to eat back there

besides the bar food bullshit?

- I have to go get it.

- Well, rustle something up, man.

I need something for the kid, please.

We're in a big hurry if you don't mind.

Yeah'? You running from something'?

Goddamn.

How's it going, ladies?

Need something to drink?

Don't know what we'd like yet.

All right. Well,

you let us know when you do.

Looking real good up in here.

Watch this.

Dibs.

Name's McQueen.

What's your name?

Can I buy you a drink'?

Her name is Jez.

And you can buy us a drink.

Lucky? Can I get us some beers

for my new friend Jez.

And her ladies. And that kid's

still waiting on his food.

I'll be right back.

Figure it out.

What's your story?

And I'm gonna pretend I'm listening.

Damn bullshit!

Don't want the kid seeing porn,

but when some sweet tail walks in,

they forget all about that, right?

First time in four years I got

some sweet, fresh snapper come in here,

and I'm down here making f***ing

sandwiches for the Road Warriors?

Kiss my f***ing ass!

Wanna dance?

About damn time.

Not like that.

Um...

Not like that either.

Brick?

Is that the Big Whopper

or the Ponytail?

By the way, Marty says hi.

Yeah? Well, tell Marty, "F*** you."

I see you dodged another bullet.

How'd you get this number?

These days, baby,

I can get just about anything I want to.

For instance, right now I'm

getting back my paycheque on wheels

- from those amateurs you sent.

- Moneygrubbing piece of sh*t!

What happened to us, baby?

We were good once, weren't we?

F*** you! We were never good.

I got played and that's that.

Whoa. Hang on a second.

Anybody got played, it was me.

I thought I had a b*tch

that was down with this sh*t.

You killed his parents, you psycho!

And it makes me sick that

I brought you into their world!

Don't you think they're just

a bad judge of character?

It ain't my fault all your

friends are richer than sh*t.

And you know something? At the end

of the day, I think you knew.

If I knew, I would have lit your

gutless ass on fire while you slept!

Now, there's

the feisty b*tch I know!

I wish it hadn't

ended up the way it did.

But what's Clyde gonna do

if Bonnie crosses him and goes soft?

And besides, what does that

son of a b*tch need money for'?

I mean, how much can a wheelchair cost?

Two or three hundred dollars?

You lost, motherf***er!

Rob's coming back with me. Deal with it.

Now, girlie, obviously you

didn't learn the first time around.

Let me tell you

how this sh*t's gonna end.

I sent some really awful b*tches

to handle this situation.

Now, once they track down your fellas,

it's not gonna be a bloodbath.

It's gonna get f***ing sexy.

They'll single them out,

divide them up, then thin the herd.

Each one will have

forgotten about everything,

except for the fine piece

of strange grinding on them.

Then, without warning,

their lives will be snuffed out

and the girls deliver Rob just in time

for me to plan the boy's 18th birthday.

You should have stayed dead, darling.

'Cause unless your name is Jesus,

you had no business coming back.

See you soon.

Why don't you try a taste of me?

Well, hi, big guy.

Here's my boom stick.

Sh*t!

Hey! Hey, don't be

f***ing around up there!

F***!

Well, those girls were the longest

relationship I ever had.

You OK, bud? Huh?

All right, come on.

I wanna move. Let's go.

Lucky's about to get lucky

up in this motherf***er.

Do this sh*t right.

I'm gonna do it all night.

I've got to pay to play...

Five girls like that come in there,

you've got to pay to play.

That p*ssy ain't free.

Don't you laugh at me.

I'm gonna make you work all this,

all this extra weight off me,

because all I've been doing

is eating fried chicken, baby,

and fried collards!

Fried! Everything fried!

I saw a man fry a Twinkie yesterday.

Hill County officials

have these renderings to go on.

Baby, let me call you right back.

The assailants are travelling

with a minor,

and appear to be highly dangerous.

If you see anyone

fitting this description,

please contact the local authorities.

- I'll be a motherf***er.

- Back to you with the weather, Bob.

That sexy b*tch broke

her damn heel off in my back.

Whoo!

- What in the hell was that?

- I don't know.

But you can bet I'm gonna

call Celeste and find out.

Rambo time.

Now, you ain't gonna

get me back for this later?

Promise me now.

'Cause I've got a feeling

this is gonna hurt.

- He's taking it, man.

- Take it like Drago!

Drago.

Drago! Drago! Drago! Drago!

- Yeah, baby!

- Man! She got you good! Whoo!

Hill County officials

have these renderings to go on.

Eyewitness accounts say the assailants

are travelling with a minor

and appear to be highly dangerous.

If you see anyone

- fitting this description, please...

- F*** me!

Hey!

They did a really good job, didn't they?

It looks just like them too.

Look at that.

It was all over the news.

Sheriff, this is the first time

that evidence

has literally been

brought to my doorstep.

We were able to pick up

an address for them, too.

I'll have a search and seizure

here by noon.

And surprise, surprise!

It's located on a piece

of residential land

here in your county, Sheriff.

Can you believe that?

That sounds like a hell of a plan, son.

What can I do to help?

Well, I'm guessing half the roads that

get me there won't show up on my GPS.

So if you could do me a favour

and simply escort me to the property,

that would be fantastic.

You mean that old-ass

condemned shack out on Euleton?

Son, you didn't hear? Fire chief let the

volunteers burn that up for training.

- Burn it up for training.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I think it was scheduled

for early this morning.

Is that right?

- Well, I suggest you better stop them.

- I could call Chief Walters,

but I'm pretty sure ain't nothing

left out there but smoke and ash.

My! I'm really sorry about that.

It really sounded like you had

something there.

Motherf***er,

I'm done with you wasting my time.

I don't ever remember asking for it.

This good-old-boyjustice thing

you got going on,

letting the trash take out the trash,

saving tax dollars

by keeping the bottomfeeders

out of the system

so you can just go fishing all day,

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