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The Better Half Page #4
- Year:
- 2015
- 93 min
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Because it sounds like you
assaulted two minors
with toxic gas a small,
constricted, public space.
Okay, it is
what it sounds like,
but I had a very good reason.
Dalton, are you okay?
I just want to go home.
I don't think I can
come back here ever,
and I'm pretty sure
I'm blind too.
Well, it appears that none
of this is your fault, Dalton,
so you are now free to go home.
I hope your mother has not
caused you permanent eye damage.
But you, Mrs. Ryan, you are now
banned from school property.
What?
You can't do that!
Oh, yes, I can.
I just did.
How is the other boy?
Thank you for asking,
Mr. Ryan.
I think he will recover.
I'm meeting with
Yeah, well, I hope you tell
them to keep their douchebag,
away from our son.
- Calis... Calista, p...
- [mumbles]
Okay.
Well, now that you
mention it, Mrs. Ryan,
I was hoping to avoid
costly litigation
and possible prosecution
of you.
Thank you, Principal McCarthy.
That would be most appreciated.
My wife hit her head
pretty hard yesterday
and is apparently
still recovering.
- I...
- Head injuries, yes,
we've all been there.
How can you get in that
the fire station?
I know... it's like
there's two of me, huh?
I got to get back to work,
and now I'm late for
the mayor's budget meeting,
and I'm sure he's gonna make me
and the crew pay for it.
Just tell him you were
in the principal's office.
Very funny.
Get some rest.
Um, call me if things get any,
well, weirder, okay?
Thanks, Dad.
I am so sorry, D.
I...
I know you were trying to
help me in your own twisted way.
Stop helping me.
[sighs]
[sighs]
Whoa.
What happened to you?
Uh, I caught the bully
beating up Dalton at school,
so I shot him with pepper spray.
Good.
Not good.
I also sprayed myself
and Dalton.
He's upstairs
disowning me right now.
At least you haven't upset
Emily yet, right?
Then again, it's early.
- So how did you do with Jeff?
- Oh, great.
I volunteered to help out
with the fundraiser,
and I got him coming home
for a few hours of
sexy time later tonight.
Well, I wouldn't
count on that.
He's starting to think
that we're crazy.
No, no,
he thinks you're crazy.
With me, he wants to get crazy,
oh, oh, what?
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
ho, no, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, oh, oh, God.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's enough.
Just stop.
- How do they do that?
- Okay.
Yes, I get... I get your point.
Ow, I just hurt my back.
That's just... that...
that is disturbing.
I have to go clean up
and then make a start on Emily.
Yeah, cool.
You know what?
I'm gonna go talk to Dalton.
- Good luck with that.
- Yeah, okay.
[knocking]
Hey.
Can I come in?
I'm unarmed.
I'm not mad at you anymore.
So what's his problem,
anyway?
Pretty sure it's the money
he eats for lunch.
Must give him acid reflux
or something.
[laughs]
No, I mean what's
his problem with you?
Um, he's been into some
pretty nasty stuff,
and I called him on it.
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
You mean other than
shoot him with pepper spray?
- [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
Well, what about your friends?
Mom, when you're the sole
target of the biggest bully
in school,
you're about as popular
as someone with communicable
ball cancer.
Oh, you know,
you can always talk to me.
Well, I've tried,
but you just get so emotionally
invested in my problems.
It worries me.
Really?
Haven't you been living here
for the past 14 years?
Oh, I'm so sorry, Dalton.
too busy for you.
Oh, Mom, Mom,
I don't want you
but you should pretend
to listen like dad does.
[laughs]
Okay, I get it.
Promise me you'll let me know
if things get worse?
- Yeah.
- Come here.
[sobs]
You know I love you, right?
Yeah, but it's nice to hear
you say it every 14 years or so.
[laughs]
Fair enough.
[sniffs]
[whistles]
Calista?
There's my big, hot hunk
of man meat.
Um, what are you wearing?
Oh, I was such a bad
little girl today,
made you late for
your budget meeting.
This... this outfit's
a little disturbing.
I... I feel like
your very dirty uncle.
Okay, okay, that works for me.
Let's go with that.
Oh, Uncle Jeff...
[doorbell dings]
- Oh, um, don't move.
- Oh, okay.
Hi, Mr. Ryan.
Oh, look, more scout girls.
We brought you cookies.
Oh, no, that's not
what you think.
Did I hear someone
say cookies?
Yay.
Thank you.
I told you not to move.
Yeah, you put me in the corner
and told me not to move.
Oh, um, this is not...
this is not...
She's... she's silly.
He doesn't like
bad little girls.
[laughter]
Uh, she didn't mean that.
I really do like
bad little girls.
Uh, I mean...
Save it, sicko.
Uh-oh.
[door slams]
[laughter]
Oh, um...
Hey, Em, check out
these old fireworks
I found in my dad's warehouse.
We can make our dragon
breathe real fire.
I don't know.
Those look pretty dangerous,
not to mention illegal.
Remember, Trey?
Her daddy's a fireman.
She's a good girl.
[laughter]
Is that true, Emily?
Maybe I'm a bad girl
in training.
[laughter]
Ooh.
So how late can you
stay out tonight?
We're all going to
Eric's after this.
I don't know.
I have to get home,
but maybe I can come over later?
That would be very cool.
Don't worry about
the fireworks.
We can make our own
and get some more booze.
[squeaking]
Oh, oh, oh!
[screams]
Ooh, ooh!
[screams]
[exclaiming]
[screams]
[thud]
Emily just got home.
Did you see her?
I did, but she didn't see me.
Did you know she's a bad girl
in training now?
- What does that mean?
- Oh, I don't know,
and I don't plan on letting
her friends find out either.
How did you do with Jeff?
He's upstairs icing.
Sexy time went bad.
[doorbell dings]
I'll get it.
- Well, what do I do?
- Hide.
Right, right, yeah.
But if it's the scout girls,
run.
- Can I help you?
- Um, is Emily here?
Is that alcohol
on your breath?
No, it's beer.
Hey, is that the dragon head?
No.
Girls, I don't think that...
I've got it, Mom.
Wait a minute, Em.
- I need to talk to you now.
- What?
You're not driving anywhere
with those girls.
They're drunk.
We're not driving.
We're walking to Eric's house
to work on the float.
You just got home
from working on the float.
Yeah, but some freak ran off
with our dragon head,
and now we got to fix it...
- Everything okay?
- Wow, what happened to you?
Huh?
Dad, Mom is
acting crazy again.
- I am not.
- It's only 8:
00.I'm not going to a party.
Please, this is my chance
to really fit in.
Emily, I'm saying no
for your own good.
Your mom's right, Em.
It's not happening tonight.
Sorry, um, I can't go.
Apparently my mom
Whatever.
Tell Trey that
Like Trey'll be thinking
about her after tonight.
Thanks, mom, always helping.
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