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The Better Half Page #6
- Year:
- 2015
- 93 min
- 154 Views
- Yeah.
From hospital to hostess
in 48 hours.
[beeping]
No, it's only been 43 hours.
- Okay.
- Hey, hey.
- Yeah?
- How goes the fundraising?
Uh, good, just not
good enough yet.
Oh.
Don't worry, Captain.
That's concerning.
I can't wait for your great
mystery entertainment to arrive.
Yeah.
My great mystery entertainment?
What is he talking about?
I don't know.
an Irish wake in a dry county.
I'll do my part
- Mr. Mayor.
- Captain.
Mrs. Mayor, so glad
you both could come.
Never did get a chance
to thank you
and your department
for your assistance.
- All part of the job.
- Yes, yes, of course it is.
All hands on deck
Put your money
where your mouth is, man
All hands on deck
They'll know we're out here
making money, man
All hands on deck
What?
[grunts]
[groans]
Why does Jeff think I have
some great mystery entertainment
planned for tonight?
Oh, because I told
him you did.
What did you do, Cali?
Okay, I called your friend
Sam from the gym.
I know, right?
You're welcome.
You sh... f... hi.
Hello.
Let's... enjoying yourself?
Good, good.
Good evening.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
Sam the Super Mime
[circus music]
Oh, no.
Is this the great mystery
gift your wife
had planned for you, Captain?
Um, I guess it is.
- Yay.
- Let's get this party started!
Dance, dance
to the sound
Shake it down,
shake it down
Down, shake it down,
down, down, shake it
[phone beeps]
Down, shake it down,
down, down, shake it
- Great entertainment, Mom.
- Shut it, Dalton.
Down, shake it down,
down, down, shake it down
Thanks for hiring us.
I knew the first time
I saw you at the gym
we were gonna be good friends.
I can't believe
this is happening.
Oh, just point out
the big donors and the VIPs.
My clown posse
will take care of them.
Mimes aren't supposed to
talk.
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance to the sound,
shake it down
Shake it down
Hey, Em.
I'm outside.
[beep]
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
Emily, you can't.
He's bad.
He's just using you.
Don't get in!
Down, down, down,
shake it down
- That was fast.
- Couldn't wait.
This party's gonna be
a game-changer for you.
[tires squeal]
Down, shake it down,
down, down, shake it
much alcohol in the drinks.
Which drinks?
- All of them.
- You spiked the drinks?
No way.
I did too.
[laughter]
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Calista, Emily's gone.
- Gone where?
- Uh, Trey just picked her up
and took her to some party.
You know what
he's planning to do.
Oh, no.
Dalton, do you know
which party Trey Thompson
would go to tonight?
Yeah, his own.
All the cool kids
are gonna be there.
Why?
Because he just
picked up Emily,
and he's about to do something
that will destroy her.
I tried to tell her
about his porn star
of the month program, but...
You knew about that?
How?
Well, why do you think
he's been beating on me?
I found his secret videos online
and told him to take them down
or else I'd narc on him,
so he decided to go after Emily.
I tried talking to her about it,
but she thinks
Dalton, I am so sorry
I wasn't here
for either of you,
but we have to go
get your sister now.
But Trey lives on
the other side of town.
We'll never make it in time.
[tires squeal, siren blares]
Go, Mom!
[sirens blaring]
Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thunder
Thunder, thunder, thunder,
thunder, thunder
Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thunder
Just shake it
Just shake it
I never got a chance
to thank you for fighting
so hard for our jobs, Captain.
Laurie, I was just, um...
I know, just doing your job.
Yes, exactly.
You're so good at it.
Well, uh, pretty sure
that tomorrow
we're all about
to be out of a job.
Yeah, well,
then I definitely better
thank you properly tonight.
Uh, Laurie,
what are you doing?
Courtesy of our entertainment.
Ah, uh, oh, boy.
Oh, my God.
All eyes on me,
drinks on me
[siren wails]
[knocking]
Mrs. Ryan, and nerd boy?
We're here for Emily.
I don't think Emily's here.
[glass shatters]
Eric, you have three seconds
to tell me where my sister is.
Oh, big threats
from such a little dude.
Hey, don't talk
to my son like that.
Mom, I got this.
and if Trey's with her,
I'm gonna kick his ass.
Seriously?
I would pay to see that.
Mommy or no Mommy, Trey's gonna
pound your face in.
Upstairs, first door
on the left.
Um, oh, no, no, no.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah, about that.
Ooh, don't, Laurie.
Please don't.
Laurie, stop.
As unbelievable as you look,
I really do love my wife.
Yeah.
Your wife?
You mean the one that just left
on the most important night
of your career?
What?
Why?
I don't know.
She just started talking
to herself before running off.
Your daughter and son left too.
There must be some mistake.
They know how important tonight
is to me.
Well, I definitely know
This is... this is wrong.
Stop!
Laurie, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Captain.
Must be the alcohol
in the punch.
[knocking]
Occupied.
[knocking]
Come on!
Dingus, what are you doing here?
Open the door!
Ladies, what do you say
we give my grandson a hand?
Hmm.
[ping]
[grunting]
Dalton?
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
Emily, Trey's trying
having sex with him.
What the hell
are you talking about?
Your mommy isn't here
to protect you this time.
Now, ladies.
[ping]
[ping]
Ah!
Stop it!
Stop it!
[ping]
[grunts]
[ping]
[grunts]
[ping]
Oh!
[ping]
[thud]
Emily, look.
You a**hole.
Oh!
Ooh.
[groans]
[groans]
Smile for the camera, Trey.
The Internet's gonna have
something new to watch,
me kicking your ass.
all:
Yeah!Emily, are you okay?
Mom?
I am so proud of you.
Emily?
[crying]
- Emily.
- I really thought he liked me.
I know.
- I'm such a loser.
- No.
No, Em, he is the loser.
You have to know that,
don't you?
You were right all along.
I'm just a fat, ugly girl.
No, no!
Emily, you are an amazing,
beautiful young woman.
I'm so sorry I was so busy
trying to make everything
and everyone look
just so perfect
that I never realized
that I have the most
beautiful family possible.
My mother did
the same thing to me,
but I was a fat, unhappy kid.
But I'm neither
of those things.
You just make me feel like I am!
I know, I know
that now, Em...
Did you ever consider
that maybe I don't need
to be a stick figure
to be happy?
You turn me sideways
Who does that?
A mother who has completely
lost track of who she is
and what's important to her.
You and Dalton are
my greatest treasures.
I... I will never
forget that again.
I promise.
I need to know
that you forgive me.
Please?
- I guess.
- Yeah?
You did shoot Trey in the face
with pepper spray.
That's classic
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