The Big Gay Musical Page #7

Synopsis: Paul and Eddie have just begun previews for the new Off-Broadway musical "Adam and Steve Just the Way God Made 'Em." Their lives strangely mirror the characters they are playing. Paul is looking for the perfect man and Eddie is dealing with how his sexuality and faith can mix. After yet another disastrous dating experience, Paul has an epiphany. He is done dating and just wants to be a slut like the sexy chorus boys that share his dressing room. Eddie has to tell his parents that he's gay and is starring in a show that calls the bible the "Breeder's Informational Book of Living Examples". Eddie comes out to his family and Paul goes on Manhunt. Eddie's parents are destroyed by the news and Paul can't even have a good one-night stand. But after musical numbers with scantly clad tap dancing angels, a retelling of Genesis, tele-evangelists, a camp that attempts to turn gay kids straight, and a bunch of showtunes, everyone realizes that life gets better once they accept who they really are.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music
Production: Embrem Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
UNRATED
Year:
2009
87 min
Website
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but you can't go there

shirtless. Here!

Wear these.

Aren't they a little small?

Trust me, Steve.

It'll look divine!

These do look good.

You look great.

You too.

Did you think I would steer you wrong?

After all, you're both

friends of Dorothy now.

Can I ask you a question?

Of course, Steve.

Does God hate us because we're gay?

Honey, how could you even think that?

? God made all different

types of people ?

? with different jobs to do. ?

? He made all of the breeders ?

? to make more gays

like you and you. ?

? So sure, they might be jealous. ?

? Don 't listen to what they say. ?

? You're just the way he made you. ?

? God loves gays. ?

? God loves gays. ?

? God loves gays. ?

? Each one of you is special ?

? in your own way. ?

? Some people are gays in hiding. ?

? They're the ones

who love to shout. ?

? They need to know God loves them ?

? to help them with

their coming out. ?

God is going to send you

to the fires of Hell!

? God loves gays, Honey. ?

Being gay is an abomination,

and the only thing worse than

being an abomination...

is being a Jew.

? God loves gays, Mary. ?

? God madly loves the gays. ?

? God loves gays. ?

? God loves gays. ?

? Yes he does. ?

? Each one ofyou is special ?

? in your own gay way, ?

? and it doesn 't matter ?

? if you are butch or fey. ?

? Stay just the way he made you. ?

? God loves gays, Honey. ?

? God loves gays, Mary. ?

? No matter what yourjob is, ?

? He loves you the way you are. ?

? You can be a politician ?

? or working in a leather bar. ?

? God loves all He created ?

? no matter what people say. ?

? Stay just the way He made you ?

? cause ?

? He loves you. ?

? He loves you. ?

? He loves you. ?

? He LOOOOO... ?

? HE LOOOOV.ES...?

? GAYS! ?

I was up for that part.

I think I'm gonna like it here.

There are so many

friends of Dorothy here.

You know what this journey

has taught me?

What?

That I want you in my life forever.

Steve?

Will you marry me?

Of course I will.

No, no, no! You can't do this.

This is an abomination.

The Lord God said that two men should

not sleep in the same bed.

It is Adam and Eve,

notAdam and Steve.

If God were here right now,

what would He say?

Why don't you just ask me?

Who are you supposed to be?

What did they expect? God!

The Father.

The man upstairs.

Watch this.

Let there be darkness.

I said LETTHERE BE DARKNESS!

Now watch this - my favorite part.

Why the f*** is it so dark down here?

If you are God, then you know it's

Adam and Eve, notAdam and Steve.

You shouldn't believe

everything you read.

But your book specifically says...

My book?

Who said it was my book?

What do you think,

I faxed it down here?

It was written by man.

It was interpreted by man.

It was abused by man.

I never told people to hurt and kill.

I told everyone to Iove.

You mean, you love the gays?

Didn't you just hear the last song?

Maybe we were wrong.

I'm so sorry we tried to change you.

Can you ever forgive us?

Of course I can.

I love you both so much.

I guess we were wrong.

Forgive me

? I didn't realize 'til now ?

?that our cold, self-righteous

words could hurt you so. ?

? I was taught very young, ?

? by those who came before me, ?

? to fear and condemn ?

? the things I don 't know. ?

? There is fear in the hearts ?

? of those who would change you. ?

? Fear of the light that

shines from you. ?

? They don't know that light

was designed by God, ?

? who gave it a brilliant

and beautiful hue. ?

? And to those who would change you, ?

? or send you away, ?

? you must proudly stand

your ground and say, ?

? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?

? I was born with my own

special blessings. ?

? I let them shine

and not give a damn. ?

? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?

? There is envy in those ?

? who recklessly judge you, ?

? wishing their hearts

could love like yours. ?

? They don't understand,

they can reach within, ?

? and find all the love,

forgiveness restores. ?

? And to those who condemn you

with fury and shame, ?

?you must strongly plant

your feet and proclaim, ?

? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?

? I was put here to live

as His creation, ?

? and I know I'm loved

in virtue and sin. ?

? I'm calm and content

within my own skin. ?

? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?

? I was born with my own

special blessings. ?

? I let them shine and

not give a damn. ?

? I was put on this Earth ?

? as I am! ?

Is there anything you wanna

say to each other?.

You know, marriage is

a commitment of love.

It's the binding together of your

two souls throughout eternity.

Don 't ever make this commitment

unless you sure you're ready.

You know I love you,

but are you ready?

If not, I'm willing to wait.

My whole life, I've wondered

what was wrong with me.

The problem was that I hated myself.

And it made me feel so alone.

You will never be alone again.

You showed me how to love myself,

and now I'm ready to love you.

I'm so ready.

Our little Steven is getting married.

? You'll neverbe alone. ?

? I'll always be here foryou. ?

? You'll neverbe alone. ?

? I'll always love you, ?

? and I'll be faithful to you. ?

? Then with my blessing, ?

? and as the angels sing with glee, ?

? I'll call you one now ?

? through all eternity. ?

? You'll never be alone! ?

I love you, Adam.

I love you, Steve.

And they're just the way I made'em!

That's our son!

That's our son!

Thanks.

We are so proud of you.

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