The Big Gay Musical Page #7
but you can't go there
shirtless. Here!
Wear these.
Aren't they a little small?
Trust me, Steve.
It'll look divine!
These do look good.
You look great.
You too.
Did you think I would steer you wrong?
After all, you're both
friends of Dorothy now.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course, Steve.
Does God hate us because we're gay?
Honey, how could you even think that?
? God made all different
types of people ?
? with different jobs to do. ?
? He made all of the breeders ?
? to make more gays
like you and you. ?
? So sure, they might be jealous. ?
? Don 't listen to what they say. ?
? You're just the way he made you. ?
? God loves gays. ?
? God loves gays. ?
? God loves gays. ?
? Each one of you is special ?
? in your own way. ?
? Some people are gays in hiding. ?
? They're the ones
who love to shout. ?
? They need to know God loves them ?
? to help them with
their coming out. ?
God is going to send you
to the fires of Hell!
? God loves gays, Honey. ?
Being gay is an abomination,
and the only thing worse than
being an abomination...
is being a Jew.
? God loves gays, Mary. ?
? God madly loves the gays. ?
? God loves gays. ?
? God loves gays. ?
? Yes he does. ?
? Each one ofyou is special ?
? in your own gay way, ?
? if you are butch or fey. ?
? Stay just the way he made you. ?
? God loves gays, Honey. ?
? God loves gays, Mary. ?
? No matter what yourjob is, ?
? He loves you the way you are. ?
? You can be a politician ?
? or working in a leather bar. ?
? God loves all He created ?
? no matter what people say. ?
? Stay just the way He made you ?
? cause ?
? He loves you. ?
? He loves you. ?
? He loves you. ?
? He LOOOOO... ?
? HE LOOOOV.ES...?
? GAYS! ?
I was up for that part.
I think I'm gonna like it here.
There are so many
friends of Dorothy here.
You know what this journey
has taught me?
What?
That I want you in my life forever.
Steve?
Will you marry me?
Of course I will.
No, no, no! You can't do this.
This is an abomination.
The Lord God said that two men should
not sleep in the same bed.
It is Adam and Eve,
notAdam and Steve.
If God were here right now,
what would He say?
Why don't you just ask me?
Who are you supposed to be?
What did they expect? God!
The Father.
The man upstairs.
Watch this.
Let there be darkness.
I said LETTHERE BE DARKNESS!
Now watch this - my favorite part.
Why the f*** is it so dark down here?
If you are God, then you know it's
Adam and Eve, notAdam and Steve.
You shouldn't believe
everything you read.
But your book specifically says...
My book?
Who said it was my book?
What do you think,
I faxed it down here?
It was written by man.
It was interpreted by man.
It was abused by man.
I never told people to hurt and kill.
I told everyone to Iove.
You mean, you love the gays?
Didn't you just hear the last song?
Maybe we were wrong.
I'm so sorry we tried to change you.
Can you ever forgive us?
Of course I can.
I love you both so much.
I guess we were wrong.
Forgive me
? I didn't realize 'til now ?
?that our cold, self-righteous
words could hurt you so. ?
? I was taught very young, ?
? by those who came before me, ?
? to fear and condemn ?
? the things I don 't know. ?
? There is fear in the hearts ?
? of those who would change you. ?
? Fear of the light that
shines from you. ?
? They don't know that light
was designed by God, ?
? who gave it a brilliant
and beautiful hue. ?
? And to those who would change you, ?
? or send you away, ?
? you must proudly stand
your ground and say, ?
? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?
? I was born with my own
special blessings. ?
? I let them shine
and not give a damn. ?
? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?
? There is envy in those ?
? who recklessly judge you, ?
? wishing their hearts
could love like yours. ?
? They don't understand,
they can reach within, ?
? and find all the love,
forgiveness restores. ?
? And to those who condemn you
with fury and shame, ?
?you must strongly plant
your feet and proclaim, ?
? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?
? I was put here to live
as His creation, ?
? and I know I'm loved
in virtue and sin. ?
? I'm calm and content
within my own skin. ?
? I was put on this Earth as I am. ?
? I was born with my own
special blessings. ?
? I let them shine and
not give a damn. ?
? I was put on this Earth ?
? as I am! ?
Is there anything you wanna
say to each other?.
You know, marriage is
a commitment of love.
It's the binding together of your
two souls throughout eternity.
Don 't ever make this commitment
unless you sure you're ready.
You know I love you,
but are you ready?
If not, I'm willing to wait.
My whole life, I've wondered
what was wrong with me.
The problem was that I hated myself.
And it made me feel so alone.
You will never be alone again.
You showed me how to love myself,
and now I'm ready to love you.
I'm so ready.
Our little Steven is getting married.
? You'll neverbe alone. ?
? I'll always be here foryou. ?
? You'll neverbe alone. ?
? I'll always love you, ?
? and I'll be faithful to you. ?
? Then with my blessing, ?
? and as the angels sing with glee, ?
? I'll call you one now ?
? through all eternity. ?
? You'll never be alone! ?
I love you, Adam.
I love you, Steve.
And they're just the way I made'em!
That's our son!
That's our son!
Thanks.
We are so proud of you.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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