The Blackout Page #4
Ah, oh! Great!
Now you can go f*** yourself.
[guitar solo ascends]
Easy, gunpowder.
Oh, a straw.
[laughs]
[cellphone rings]
[cellphone rings louder]
Go f*** yourself, I mean, hello,
hello, hey...
Hey.
Yeah.
[sniffs, clears throat]
What?
Well, I mean we can't find
Gunther, but everybody...
Yeah, we'll all be here.
Bye, love.
That was Spencer,
he's on his way over here
right now,
contract.
[sighs]
What the f*** does that mean?
I'm fluent in douche. It's not
good.
Look,
I'll go break it to Eddie, okay?
You think you can keep
you little
hipster friend away from the
pool?
I think I can...
get f***ed up trying.
[dramatic sound]
[soft rock music plays]
[exhales]
[drinks from the bottle]
blackout.
quit the band?
Because I'd rather not hit
the big time and be with her,
than go on tour with you
a**holes.
Come on,
drink this one through, huh?
[rock music continues]
[guitar solo]
[music ascends]
[music really loud]
[music descends]
You can't quit the band.
No, what I can't do,
is to deal with Chas' bullshit
24/7 for the next six months.
for rock super stardom.
I'll kill him.
I mean, I'm talking,
literal,
straight,
f***ing,
You think Fleetwood Mac didn't
want to kill each other?
The Police? Those guys f***ing
hate each other.
But it fuels the music.
[sighs]
What if she's the one?
Eduardo,
or may not be
the mother of you children.
But if you don't
go on this tour,
you'll regret it for the rest of
your life.
Opportunity like this,
don't come around that often.
Let's face facts, man.
You destroy the guitar.
I write all out music, man.
[laughs]
I'm f***ing with you, kiddo.
I'm with you, man.
Just f***ing around.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
Listen to me,
I've been around the block.
I put records out.
I've been on tour,
all over world.
This is my last shot.
And I know its.
You may never get another shot.
that's gonna be there forever.
Everyone wants to be
where you are right now.
If you wantna let that slip away
cuz you're in love with
some girl,
Cool.
But just do me one favor.
[sighs]
Please be damn sure,
that this girl means
something to you.
Gang bang my life.
-Yep.
[drinks from the bottle]
You're right.
I know.
[scoff together]
You in?
You're in.
Let's rock every stadium,
take every drug, bang every
groupie.,
until one of us dies.
Wow...
You're sober, man.
Yeah, it's the same goes to sex,
drugs, and Rock and Roll.
I can't leave one out because I
don't drink anymore.
[laugh together]
Hello.
[laughs]
You are either
with us,
or you're against us.
[laugh]
You think you pussies can handle
two at a time?
Sorry, doll face. I'm sober, and
this kid is lame.
Hi.
I'm Layla.
Gunther Shea.
And this,
Is the most boring person in the
world.
Oh, you've met.
Your hands, so petit.
My cock's gonna look huge in
this.
Oh.
[chuckles]
Well, I think
this guy is not against you,
but...
if you'll excuse me,
I gonna go find my girl.
[whispers]
I told you.
More for us, babe.
[exhales]
Welcome to the
Gentlemen's Lounge, shall we?
I love you.
[music ascends]
[door closed]
[head hits the wall]
What the f***, Spencer?
Why don't you take me outside
so I can teach you a lesson?
Jenny's not here
to save you this time.
Ha ha. I got six inches on you,
buddy.
And I'm taller.
Why you have to be such a
douche bag?
That's Mr. Douche Bag to you,
okay?
But since you ask,
six nights a week,
three venues a night,
I scour this town for talent.
And Ruben, he sees you online,
for free, while he was busy not
working.
And now I have to deal with four
talentless hacks
with a Macbook Pro and too
much time on the hands.
Well, why don't you tell me how
you really feel.
I really feel that in 20 years,
you'll be still making
bad music,
while I'll be ball deep in your
girlfriend,
and sport f***ing your sister on
the side.
wall]
Oh...Ha ha ha...
No wonder Jenny doesn't want to
be near you right now.
You stink.
You've seen Jenny?
Easy, tiger. This is cashmere.
[throws Spencer against another
wall]
Where is she,
you son of a b*tch?
She needed a friend, okay?
And as a friend,
she doesn't want to
see you right now.
Oh hey, Reuben!
I'm sure he'd love to see this.
Now,
if you need me,
I'll be convincing this
"has been"
that you're a "never will be".
[stomps the floor]
[music continues]
Jenny?
[rock music ascends]
Jenny!
[music continues]
[music, party chatters]
[door opens]
[music descends]
[sighs]
[door is locked]
Oh...Come the f*** on.
[sighs]
[doorbell rings]
[dramatic sound effect]
I wonder what kinda douche bag
Spencer's got in store for us.
Dude, I don't know
what I'll do if he
pushes me the wrong way right
now.
I'll do all the talking.
Great, that's reassuring.
[door clicks open]
[music starts]
[Scotch bottle drops]
Well, well, well.
If it ain't Mahoney and
Tuckleberry,
where's the black guys does the
sound effects?
One of you guys Edward
Mesmerberg?
Mesmerberg?
Yes, I am, officers.
Can I help you?
Yeah, we're here to investigate
a noise complaint
we got this morning that maybe
related to the disappearance
of Mr. Reuben Adler.
What?
Reuben is missing?
Well he didn't go home last
night.
And didn't show up for work this
morning.
Needless to say, a lot of
important people
We have reason to believe this
was the last place he was seen.
That is the rumor.
Oh wait.
Is he a grippy fat person?
Dark hair, well-built.
Kinda Jewy-looking.
[dramatic sound]
Excuse me.
[footsteps]
Who's your decorator? Amy
Winehouse?
We uh...had a few people over
last night.
That explains the noise
complaints.
I don't know who complained. I
mean...
the world was here.
Yeha. According to our report we
got this morning at 4:48 AM,
That was like, eight house ago?
You guys run by the cable
company?
[laughs]
Sorry, officers. My friend here,
is uh...
drunk.
I'm not drunk.
I'm a bit tipsy.
Give me that.
[dumps it onto the floor]
We're just getting here now
because we were gleaning
evidence from
Mr. Adler's car,
suspect.
With a list of priors as long as
my johnson.
This guy's johnson.
We spent the next four hours
hunting down said suspect,
then the next three
interrogating him.
I need you to corroborate this
story.
Yeah, um...
Said suspect,
his name doesn't happen to be,
Gunther Shea, does it?
Our suspect is Mr. James White.
[exhales]
AKA Filipino James. You know
him?
Now, see, last night was an
alcohol fueled haze.
Just like this afternoon,
apparently.
Uh excuse me, we're drinking to
remember.
It's science, so...
Right, and it's still
a little bit hazy, Officers.
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