The Brass Bottle Page #3
- Year:
- 1964
- 87 min
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talking to someone.
Hmm, yes, uh, uh,
I was on the telephone.
Would you, uh,
would you call the restaurant
and tell her I'm on my way?
- Of course.
And Mr. Ventimore,
when you open your own office,
I'd be delighted to come
and work for you.
Oh, I'd be delighted
to have you, Ms. Glidden.
Mr. Fakrash,
you've got to stop popping
in and out of places.
on an angry note, my son.
Love for thee hath
entered my heart.
Now, you see what you've done?
Do they follow to do thee evil?
They follow to do me a $20 fine.
Despair not.
The Philistines and their
chariots shall be destroyed.
They're not Philistines
and those aren't chariots
and don't you go
destroying them.
On the heart and on the head
be thy wish.
No harm shall come to them.
Pretty cute, Mr. Farkash.
Thanks.
I have pleased thee?
It is well.
Verily, I like your century.
This mode of transport
is swifter
than the fleetest camel
and smoother
than a flying carpet.
Where are we going?
Mr. Fakrash, uh,
you won't be offended
if I speak freely?
Thou offend me?
Reveal thy heart.
Well, I'm meeting
my fiance for lunch.
I'd like to have you
come with me,
but, uh, I can't.
Why not?
Well, let's face it.
How do I explain you?
What meanest though?
Explain me.
Well, you don't belong
in this century.
The way you dress,
the things you do.
How can I say to Sylvia
or to anyone?
I want you to meet my friend,
Mr. Fakrash. He's a genie.
He's been living
in a brass bottle
the past few thousand years.
They'd all think I was crazy.
Thy wisdom
of the great King Suleyman.
May he rest in peace.
Very well.
to study the ways
of thy century.
Until I return,
I shall watch over thee.
Well, wait, wait,
don't disappear
in front of people.
Wait until I stop the car,
then you can get out, walk away,
step into a doorway
or down an alley,
and in that way,
nobody will be able to see you.
We're in luck.
Hey, mister.
Hey, mister. I was here first.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Hey.
He has angered thee,
wouldst have me--
- No, no.
I wouldst not.
How many times
do I have to tell you?
I seek only to serve.
Farewell, my son.
Until next we meet.
Mis-- Mr. Fakrash,
uh, this is a trivial thing
to bother you with,
but I'm in a hurry.
Do you, uh, well, could you, uh,
could you move this thing
over there?
It is well. So be it.
Allah be praised.
We have struck a well.
Run, Mr. Fakrash.
Beat it, beat it.
Harold, what happened?
Bad plumbing.
Let's use your car.
Mine's a bathtub.
- Oh, well,
you aren't just
gonna leave it there?
We'll come back for it
when they turn off the water.
We've got a busy afternoon
ahead of us.
First thing we've got to find me
a new office.
Harold, you were fired?
Wait till you hear what
happened with Mr. Wackerbath.
Mr. Ventimore,
I've been cooking for people
in this neighborhood
for 15 years,
and I think I can manage
a simple dinner
without the help
of those two in there.
Would you please
get them out of my hair?
- Seymour.
- I must say,
if I were entertaining my girl's
folks for the first time,
I'm worried.
Well-- well, what is this?
Even if the Kenton's
don't drink, we do.
- Oh, no.
- Besides, this is a fine chance
to show off
Now, that's the last thing
I wanna do.
I don't want anything to remind
Professor Kenton of Paris.
Anything or anybody.
Well, it doesn't
make sense to me,
but if that's the way
you want it, okay.
I know what.
You were going to the races.
Take my car then you can
make the first race.
Making your party a smash
is much more important
than the first race.
Oh, we have the menu
all worked out.
After the snails,
a Petite Marmite, and--
and then the--
- Hazel,
Mrs. McGruder
has the menu all set.
right, Mr. Ventimore?
- Right.
- Then a tossed green salad.
And next the fried chicken.
You didn't say what vegetables
you want with the chicken.
Oh, peas, carrots--
camels.
- Camels?
- Camels.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. He didn't.
Oh, no.
Oh, and you were worried.
Our old Harold is back again.
This party is gonna be a blast.
Oh, no. No.
Oh, for Pete's sake, get up.
This is not Baghdad.
It's Pasadena.
These gifts are thine
by command of our lord,
the last son
of the believing Jinn,
Fakrash-Al-Amash.
Where is the son
of the believing Jinn?
This I know not.
Well, find him and take
these gifts back to him.
Oh, most highly-born one,
we dare not disobey our master.
These are thine
and we are thine.
No, no. No.
No, bring those--
make them bring those back.
Come back with those.
Come back with those.
Welcome back
to the living, Harold.
What an inspiration. Camels.
Oh, you must have tied
on a beaut last night.
- Please.
- Where did you find them?
Stay out of this, I beg of you.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, company.
Well, well, well.
Laughing boy strikes again.
- Hi.
- And what bit of deviltry
has the Pasadena Pixie
planned this time?
or Camel Races in the Rose Bowl?
I swear to you, officers,
I have never seen those camels
before in my life.
You don't have to make excuses.
It's not a crime to buy camels,
drunk or sober.
So, they're not yours, wise guy?
Well, uh-- well--
only in a manner of speaking.
You see, uh,
there's this big camel sale,
and I, uh--
no, no.
Actually, I was in the market
for a camel's hair coat
and they sent these samples
by for me to pick one.
Start writing, Joe.
First,
interfering with traffic.
Second, get those things
out of the street now.
Yes. Yes, sir. I will.
Get the-- get the car
out of the garage.
Do you see those two men
in uniform?
They are official executioners.
If you don't move
that caravan at once,
they will boil you in oil.
Oh, where can we go,
oh, master of mercy
and benevolence?
Back there,
it's a four-camel garage.
Fifth, putting on a circus
without a license.
Officer, I-- I can explain
this whole thing.
- Yes?
- Nah, forget it.
I don't think I can explain
the explanation.
Well, maybe your lawyer
will think of something.
Sign here.
All right, folks,
the show's over.
Come on, break it up.
I'm sorry.
Hazel finally figured out
why you wanted to get rid of us.
with this. And we spoiled it.
the truth.
before I looked out the window.
You mean
you don't remember seeing them.
Seymour,
how long have you known me?
Since the fifth grade.
We've played a lot of gags
on each other
but I've never lied to you,
have I?
If you did, I never caught you.
Remember the brass bottle
I brought home?
Uh-hmm.
What would you say
if I told you that
when I opened it,
a genie popped out?
I'd say,
A, you're playing games,
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