The Brothers Grimsby Page #6

Synopsis: MI6's top assassin (Mark Strong) has a brother. Unfortunately for him, he's a football hooligan (Sacha Baron Cohen) from the town of Grimsby. Nobby has everything a man from the poor English fishing town of Grimsby could want - 9 children and the most attractive girlfriend in northern England (Rebel Wilson). There's only one thing missing in his life: his little brother, Sebastian. After they were adopted by different families as children, Nobby spent 28 years searching for him. Upon hearing of his location, Nobby sets off to reunite with his brother, unaware that not only is his brother an MI6 agent, but he's just uncovered a plot that puts the world in danger. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realizes that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot.
Director(s): Louis Leterrier
Production: Big Talk Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
37%
R
Year:
2016
83 min
1,902 Views


Jodie, which firework is it in?

It's in the central

left-hand rocket.

What are you doing?

Contributing to society.

Aah!

Oh, nobby. It's the firework

to your left, not my left.

For f***'s sake!

Tell my kids

that daddy died with dignity.

Nobby, can you hear me?

The firework next to you

also has the virus.

What? No.

But I don't have

another a**hole.

I need another a**hole.

You've got one.

I'm from grimsby too...

And I'm never gonna let you

leave me again.

Oh, my god, graves.

Butcher boys of grimsby,

together...

Forever.

Donald trump has aids.

Philanthropist Rhonda George

has been arrested.

Middle east peace symbol

schlomo khalidi is in custody

following the murder

of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott.

I didn't do it. I've had

the worst week ever.

- Israel.

- Palestine. All of you.

England fans in high spirits

after cup final victory.

Rogue MI6 operative

Sebastian graves

and his brother

nobby butcher

died at the scene while

preventing the release

of a deadly toxin.

In other news,

a south African hotel maid

has filed a suit alleging

sexual assault

by oasis frontman

Liam Gallagher.

Gallagher is also being sought

for abusing an elephant

in conjunction with fast

and furious star vin diesel.

Naturally, you'll both

be needing new identities.

How are you guys doing?

How does me ass look?

Good. Uh, really good.

It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie.

Can we have the fan on, please?

Uh, of course.

So you were saved

from the virus

by an antibody

found in elephant semen,

which lined, uh...

...your innards.

We're like a pair

of pan pipes.

Great.

And I thought you were

going to be faithful, Sebastian.

You know, you really filled

a hole in my life.

Hiya!

- Nobby.

- Dad.

Oh, my god.

I'm so glad that you're alive.

You know what?

Family.

It's the greatest gift

in life.

Stop throwing coins in there.

It's not a brown wishing well.

You are now transmitting.

Stand by. Stand by.

Eyes on the target.

Listen, we're sending

information to your lens.

I've got this. Blue earth.

Hiya, bruv.

Good, you're early.

Yes, I am.

Did you meet the team?

Excuse me.

Which way to the stadium?

Straight on for 5 kilometers,

then to the right.

Thank you.

Leave no witnesses.

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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