The Brothers Grimsby Page #5

Synopsis: MI6's top assassin (Mark Strong) has a brother. Unfortunately for him, he's a football hooligan (Sacha Baron Cohen) from the town of Grimsby. Nobby has everything a man from the poor English fishing town of Grimsby could want - 9 children and the most attractive girlfriend in northern England (Rebel Wilson). There's only one thing missing in his life: his little brother, Sebastian. After they were adopted by different families as children, Nobby spent 28 years searching for him. Upon hearing of his location, Nobby sets off to reunite with his brother, unaware that not only is his brother an MI6 agent, but he's just uncovered a plot that puts the world in danger. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realizes that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot.
Director(s): Louis Leterrier
Production: Big Talk Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
37%
R
Year:
2016
83 min
1,921 Views


intelligence community

trying to kill me?

We'll never make it.

I searched for you

for 28 years.

I do not believe in never.

That's the beauty of linkedin.

Hey, nobb-man.

How is your brother

going to blend in

with those football

hooligans

looking like the guy

from despicable me?

England!

England!

English and German fans

have been arriving here

in Santiago

throughout the last

few days.

Looks like the perfect place

to come and watch

your national team play

for what is ultimately

the greatest prize

in world football.

This is a truly

international occasion.

We've seen Donald trump.

Star of stage and screen,

Daniel Radcliffe is here.

Middle east peace symbol

schlomo khalidi,

looking much better,

is here too.

So much color and noise.

And there will be plenty of

both at the end of the match,

because the final whistle

will trigger

what we are told will be

the biggest firework display

ever seen at a sporting event.

When we was kids,

did you ever think that we'd end

up going to the final together?

Yes, I did, brother.

Nobby!

No.

Surprise!

Oh!

I missed you so much.

Hey. Our favorite spy!

He's MI6's finest!

He's MI6's finest!

Keep quiet.

Nothing to see!

There's a commotion, sir.

Get in closer.

Graves.

Nobby.

Hey. I'll be back. Coddy!

Wait. Nobby!

Let's go.

Sebbo? Sebbo?

Sebbo!

Oi!

Seb!

Got you.

What is this place?

Oh, my god.

Maelstrom are sex

traffickers.

Listen to me.

You've gotta get out

before they sell you

to the highest bidder.

Get out. Get out now. Out.

Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have

to live like this.

Get out. Out. Get out.

Regain your dignity. Out.

Seb.

"The rapist."

Hey.

Nobody buggers me brother.

A man can only take

so much jizz.

Get off him!

Aah!

Wait.

You're not seb.

You must be freezing.

You.

Pleasure to meet you,

Sebastian.

I could understand why you

might want to kill

the head of

the world health organization.

Why bomb the final?

Bomb?

There is no bomb.

It's a disease.

It's a virus called rd-9.

Or as I like to call it,

worldcure.

At the end of the game,

everyone in the stadium

will be infected.

It should take

two to three weeks

for symptoms

to start showing up.

By which time, 96,000 fans

from almost every country

in the world

will be back home,

spreading the disease.

Why are you doing this?

Well, think about it.

We have 7 billion people

running around

on a planet

that can only hold 5.

I'm just trying

to make the world

a better place,

that's all.

By deleting the surplus.

"Cure the world."

And whom, exactly,

do you intend to delete?

The garbage.

The imbeciles

who lie around drunk,

reproducing like rabbits.

And sitting there

with their hand out,

expecting the rest of us

to pay.

And let's be frank,

who's gonna miss them anyway?

Kill him.

You're new to this.

You ever killed

a man before?

Are you gonna shoot me?

No.

How is it you English

football supporters say?

Oh, yes.

You're going to get

your bloody head kicked in.

Ow!

Maybe just shoot me.

Get up.

Time to say goodbye to your

hideous pig wife.

Let me give you some advice,

Ukrainian Ben affleck.

Never, ever slag off

a grimsby lass.

You don't have guts.

Whoa.

Well, that were easy.

Hiya.

Amazing.

Gotta get one of these

for the kids.

You have a family?

I just reconnected

with mine.

I'm going to go home and--

this killing business

is a right laugh, isn't it?

I understand why

you love guns so much.

I mean, it completely

detaches you

from the guilt

of your actions.

Ta-da!

Bonus point.

Will you stop

shooting everything?

It's Germany 1, england 1,

and it's anyone's final now.

Get that feed up. Come on.

I'm trying.

So little time remaining.

Four minutes

to decide the final.

Mission accomplished.

All we need

is england to score.

This'll be the best day

of my life.

What? Every man, woman and child

in this stadium is about to die.

Put this in your ear.

Jodie, I need you

to check for anywhere

that might contain

the virus.

Okay, I will scan

for the chemical signature.

This is hopeless.

No, it's not.

Look who just sat down.

We need to stop her

before she sets off the virus.

All right, listen,

let's go around the stadium.

We can't go around.

There's not enough time.

We need to go across the pitch.

Pitch invasion.

Too much security.

We'll never make it alone.

Alone?

We are not alone.

It's england who are looking

the more likely

to steal a late winner.

Hey, give me that.

Nobby! Sit down! Come on.

Men and women of grimsby,

listen up.

This is important.

You see that lass over there?

What? Sharon Osbourne?

No. She's gonna release

this deadly virus,

and it's gonna kill

poor people like us,

because she thinks

that we are scum.

Bloody hell, nobby,

we are scum.

Well-- well, you are, Pete.

You're a registered

sex offender.

That's not a compliment.

So we're scum, are we?

Well, let me tell you

something about scum:

It's scum who built

the hospitals

that are now closing down.

Yeah.

It's scum who die in the wars

started by the bastards

in charge.

Yeah!

It's scum that keep

the fast and furious

franchise alive.

Yeah!

So I ask you

to join with us now

and storm that pitch...

Yeah!

...and show the world that scum

cannot be washed away, ever.

Yeah!

Yeah!

We are the scum!

Yeah!

We started too early.

Whoo!

It's graves.

Keep him away from me.

Okay, the target is on the move.

I'll sync with your lens.

Nobby, you ready

for a fight?

I thought you'd never ask.

Green earth.

Target heading

southwest

through the German section.

Come on.

Well, sanity has returned,

and so have the players.

The show will go on.

The final will be restarted.

Jodie, where's the virus?

I still can't find it.

Nobby, meet the head

of the biggest

crime syndicate in the world.

What, she runs fifa?

Who's this idiot?

His name's Sebastian.

Boys!

Oh, bollocks.

Go!

Quick! She's getting away!

So we meet again.

I found it.

The virus is in

one of the fireworks.

Shoot her before

she gets to the detonator.

But what if I miss?

I trust you.

Oi!

Ten seconds.

That's all that's left.

Oh, look at Sterling!

What a chance!

Oh, no!

It's going over the bar!

Oh, no, it's not.

But wait! What's happened

to the ball?

It's bounced in!

No, the referee's

gonna disallow it.

The goal stands.

Yes!

England have won it!

Come on, nobby.

Stop shooting everything

and focus.

Don't worry. I've got this.

Jodie, me gun's jammed.

Oh, no.

Excuse me, miss.

Yes?

Go f*** yourself!

Aah!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! We did it, seb!

Yeah! Yeah!

Sanjiv, now!

Got it.

What? Please, no! No!

Goodbye, Sebastian.

No! No!

Cure the world!

No!

Too late!

There's no way to stop

the fireworks!

I'll jump on them.

It won't work.

The virus is in the tip

of the firework.

It would need to explode

within a contained environment

to stop it spreading.

There's nothing

you can do.

Yes, there is.

I'm from grimsby.

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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