The Caddy Page #3
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- 1953
- 95 min
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- Sure, he's a nice boy.
Come on, we fix Joe something to eat.
Yes, yes.
Harvey.
- Oh, I've seen this before.
- Goodnight, Harvey.
Not me.
Goodnight, Lisa.
Lisa, what is that?
Better get used to him, Joe.
He's going to be your brother-in-law.
That's nice.
My brother-in-law?
You want some coffee?
- Real hot coffee?
- Warm him up.
- Who makes better coffee than Mama?
- Not nobody.
- Papa sometimes.
- Here you are, all finish.
It's just like new.
Here, you, you try it on?
- There we go.
- Look good, Mama.
- How's it look, Pop?
- Very good.
- Good?
- Nice, nice.
Oh, Mama,
she's good to have Joe back?
Now, you're home, Joe,
we're gonna throw all these tables out.
Pop, here's $5. Buy yourself a new pipe.
Oh, Joe.
But, Mama, you could buy a new dress?
Hey, by the way, Pop,
what does Harvey do for a living?
Oh, he's a good boy.
He's no working now.
See?
Let's try it.
Now, take the club back slow and easy.
You should keep your head down, Lisa.
and follow through.
Will you please keep your head down?
Let me show you, Lisa.
You stand over there.
$10,000!
Hey.
What's going on here?
What're you doing?
Harvey's going to be a golf instructor.
I'm his first pupil.
Oh, Harvey, this is my brother, Joe.
- Oh, hello, Joe.
- Hi, Harvey.
- Hey, you're pretty good.
- Oh, thanks.
- He's wonderful.
- Yeah, but why teach?
Why don't you play?
You ever read the sports sections?
You can make a lot of money
in those tournaments.
- Tournaments, tournaments.
- Tournaments.
No, I can't play in front of people.
Oh, no, people make him very nervous.
He's high-strung.
Yes, I'm strung very high.
Well, you won all those trophies,
didn't you?
Oh, no, those are my father's.
Harvey Miller, Sr.
He was a great golfer.
- Are these your father's?
- No. Those are my baby shoes.
- Oh, you won these?
- No, I wore them.
- You wore them?
- Yeah, I never won anything.
- I tighten up.
- Oh, Harvey, you shouldn't tighten up.
You got to relax.
- Don't be jerky.
- I can't help it.
Wow.
Wow!
Joe, you're good, too.
in poolrooms?
You're a natural, just like my Dad.
He won $5,000 at Pinehurst,
and $7,000 at Tam O'Shanter,
and $20,000 at Inverness,
and besides that,
there's sporting goods companies with
endorsements and exhibition games.
- Go ahead.
- I'm out of breath.
You'd make a wonderful combination.
Yeah, and there's a tournament opening
in Santa Barbara in a couple of weeks.
You could be the player
and I could be the caddy.
There's a $500 prize.
Gee, that'd buy us a lot of furniture.
It would mean work, work
and more work.
You have to bear down.
You know, I think you're running a fever.
- I'm no golfer.
- All you have to do is practice.
Hey, what's the matter?
I'm gonna get the police
and make you pay for the mess!
He's coming, he's coming.
Ma?
Ma? Will you sew a button on for me?
Harvey, hurry up with the cake.
Hurry up.
- Oh.
- Hey.
- Hey, what's going on here?
- It says "Welcome home, Joe. Amore."
- That means...
- Love.
- It's Italian. How'd you know?
- I used to work here.
Take back the cake.
He used to work here.
Home from your triumphal tour, Joe?
And this time is for good, too.
Joe, like old time,
you sing a song for Mama.
Oh, no, Mom.
Not in front of all these people.
Joe! You sing for Mama.
When boy meets girl
here's what they sing
When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
That's amore
like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling
ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Bravo, Joe.
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay
tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
Lucky fella.
When the stars make you drool
just like pasta fagiole
That's amore
When you dance down the street
with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream
But you know
you're not dreaming, signora
Mama.
Scuzza me,
but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore
If you still kiss your girl
after garlic and oil
That's amore?
That's amore
If you call her your pet
though she's shaped like spaghett
That's amore?
That's amore
- Bells will ring
- Ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
- And you'll sing "Vita bella"
- Vita bella, Vita bella
- Hearts will play
- Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
Tarantella
When the stars make you drool
just like pasta fagiole
That's amore
That's amore
When you dance down the street
with a cloud at your feet
- You're in love
- You're in love
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreaming
Signore
Scuzza me,
but you see, back in old Napoli
- That's amore
- That's amore
Everybody sing.
When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
- That's amore
- That's amore
like you've had too much wine
- That's amore
- That's amore
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreaming
Hey, signore.
Scuzza me, but you see
back in old Napoli
That's amore
Signore
That's amore
Oh, Joe.
Everybody sit down!
- Come on.
- It's getting cold.
You eat, you eat.
I got to make important announcement.
Tonight, I tell you,
is the finest night in the whole life
of me and Mama.
Like my papa and me,
soon there gonna be another fisherman
in the family.
Congratulations, Mama.
Do you feel all right?
Oh, Harvey. You're crazy.
We're gonna have back with us
the second most finest fisherman
in all California.
My son, Joe.
But last night I got to thinking,
old boat not big enough
for two big fishermen like us,
so I talk to Mr. Spezzato this afternoon.
And I'm proud to say
he sold me the Santa Clara.
And I give Papa a good trade-in, Joe.
What's the matter, Captain?
All we owe is $500 cash.
$500? But, Pop,
why didn't you ask me first?
But you come home.
You stop running around the country
like a hobo.
You come home for good, no?
Well, even if I did,
I don't want to be a fisherman.
Then what you gonna do?
I'm gonna play golf.
He's gonna play golf?
Golf? What's a golf?
What's a golf? I mean, what's golf?
You hit a little ball with a stick.
You don't want be a fisherman, huh?
You want to hit a little ball
with a stick? Why?
There's a lot of money in it.
Sure, Pop.
If I win a couple tournaments,
I could fish for ten years
and never make that kind of money.
And I bet you never heard
of Ben Hogan.
He won $10,000 in two days
at Pinehurst.
You want to make a living
hitting a little ball with a stick?
And Harvey's father
won $20,000 at Inverness.
at Tam O'Shanter.
Oh, they won all this money, huh?
For what?
- For hit a little ball with a stick.
- Harvey.
- Well, that's what he said.
- Well, he knows how to say it.
- Papa, Joe could be a great golfer.
- Si...
I can see it all now.
We're on the course at Pinehurst.
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