The Caddy Page #4
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- Year:
- 1953
- 95 min
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We're ready to tee off on the last hole.
Now, I hand Joe the club.
He walks up to the ball
very nonchalantly.
He takes aim, he swings
and it's a screamer
right down the fairway.
Fore!
Then I hand him his niblick.
- What's a niblick?
- That's a littler stick.
Now, he hits the ball right up
on the green.
It's about 25 feet from the cup.
Now, if he sinks this, he beats Hogan.
He'll be the new champ.
He aims, he putts
and the ball is going right for the cup.
It's at the cup and it rims the edge
and goes around,
and around and around and around...
- But it doesn't go in.
- It don't go in?
But, wait. Hogan putts.
He hits his ball, and it knocks
Joe's ball right into the cup!
- It's in, it's in. We won.
- Sure we won. He's my son, no?
And they take him up
to the Judge's Stand
and they give him this trophy.
He's the new champion.
Then they present him
with a $10,000 check.
- Bravo.
- I take it,
and, Pop, I give you some money
to pay off the new boat.
I buy Mom a mink.
And you two send your kids to Harvard.
They'll be doctors.
You trying to kill me, Joe?
That's enough for today, Joe.
Here we are, Joe.
Let's go in and register.
Okay with me.
Hey, dig this rug.
They really live it up here, huh?
Oh, yeah, my Dad used to take me
to all these places
when I was a kid, and he said
it's very important to socialize.
So mix, mingle.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Names, please.
This is Joe Anthony,
and I'm Harvey Miller, Jr.
Joe Anthony.
Yes, entered from San Francisco.
Uh-huh.
But I don't see any Harvey Miller, Jr.
No.
Oh, that's right. Joe's the player.
I'm his caddy.
The caddy house is next door, son.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
- Wait a minute. We're partners.
- Lf he can't stay, I don't stay.
- Oh, no, Joe.
Will you excuse me just a second?
Now, Joe, don't worry about me.
I'll be all right.
We caddies have
an awful lot of fun together.
And you belong here and I belong there.
We'll be together.
- Thank you very much, sir.
- The caddy house is that way.
You told me before.
- I'd better go along with him.
- Take my word for it. He'll be all right.
Come on, I'll introduce you around.
Mr. Anthony, Bruce Reeber.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- Gaston Leron.
- How do you do?
- Sidney Benthall.
- How do you do?
Jonathan Preen and Harry Bell.
How are you?
- I'm Kathy Taylor.
- Hi.
Mr. Anthony is from San Francisco.
Say, if you're from San Francisco,
you must know Ted Kohler
- of Kohler, Heisler and Dodge.
- No, I don't.
Oh, but you must,
if you play at the Bay City Country Club.
I don't.
- What club do you represent up there?
- None.
- What club do you represent up there?
- None.
I know now. You played
in the Phoenix Open, didn't you?
- No.
- Anthony. Anthony. San Francisco.
- What business is your family in?
- Fish.
Importing or exporting?
- Catching.
- Oh.
I beg your pardon,
I would like to know if I could...
I beg your pardon, I would...
I beg your pardon!
I'm sorry.
I would like to know
if I can have a locker.
Hey, you're quite a tomboy, aren't you?
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah?
break my bones,
and names'll never harm me.
- Could I have a locker?
- Yeah, down that way, buddy.
- Thank you, sir. You're a gentleman.
- Thank you.
Come on, we got a pigeon. Come on.
Well, look at skinny-boy.
- Is it alive?
- You get out of here!
- All right.
- No, it's not.
Oh, brother.
Boo.
Go on, get out of here!
Go ahead.
Hello, fellas.
Wise guy.
Smart aleck.
Soap.
Towel. Towel.
Towel. Towel.
- I didn't even finish.
- I didn't even enter.
Won't you...
Hey, buddy, you got a towel?
Somebody took mine.
Oh, thanks.
You got awful small caddies here.
I got soap in my eyes.
I went over to get some water
and there wasn't any.
It's murder when you get soap
in your eyes
and you can't get to the water to wash
and I'm in my...
- Young man!
- I know, it's this way.
Oh, that kid! I love him! He...
Those of you who tuned in late,
this is Tom Harmon
reporting on the Santa Barbara Open,
with Joe Anthony...
Again, Papa.
I told you we need a new one.
You wait. I make fix. Work like a charm.
Joe Anthony approaches the ball.
His caddy is down behind the ball,
lining it up on his stomach.
He goes over to the golf bag,
- gets out a whisk broom.
- Wait one second, Joe.
- He starts to brush a path to the cup.
- Take it easy now.
Harvey? Will you
get out of the way, Harv?
Anthony waits very patiently.
He's now by the hole
and he's lining up the...
It's about two feet on your right.
Don't be nervous.
He approaches the ball.
He putts.
There it goes. It's rolling, rolling.
It goes round and round and in!
Attaboy, Joe!
Nice going, Anthony, old boy.
- Nice putt, Joe.
- Congratulations.
- We'll see you at the party, Kathy?
- I'll be there.
Oh, Mr. Anthony,
won't you join us at the party?
- Well...
- No?
- Yes.
- Hey, Joe, you were absolutely...
- Oh, very nice officialing, sir.
- Yes.
Will you get out of here?
Oh, all right.
I don't want to disturb anything, Joe,
so I'll see you back at the...
At the home.
- You thought I was going to say motel.
- Okay, goodbye, Harvey.
Nice round, Mr. Anthony.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- Give us one more, Joe.
- Turn on the charm, Mr. Anthony.
Give them the full force
of your personality.
Fine.
"Welcome Home, Champ."
Wonder who that's for?
Oh, that's for Joe.
We gotta celebrate, don't we?
- Joe! Hi.
- Hi.
- That smells good.
- It is good.
Just like Mama makes. She taught me.
"For Joe." Hey, what is this?
Open it up, Joe.
- Oh, a new cap.
- No, that was my Dad's.
- But it's yours now.
- Thanks.
Try it on.
- Fits just like a glove.
- It sure does. Thanks, Harvey.
Oh, that's okay.
And here's something else.
I want you to have this.
My Dad won this at Inverness.
You know the old saying
"money comes to money,"
- maybe cups will come to cups.
- Thank you.
That's all right.
- Yeah, but I have a party...
- Yeah, it is sort of like a party, Joe,
and I got the wide noodles
you like so well.
No, you shouldn't have gone
to all this trouble.
Oh, it's all right, Joe.
A man that's under pressure
should have things he likes.
And it's good for the stomach, too.
After this, we'll have a couple of scoops
of that terrific chocolate crunch
ice cream and we'll hit the sack.
Yeah, but Kathy Taylor invited me
to the club dance.
Kathy Taylor?
Kathy Taylor.
Oh, that nice girl from the country club.
Oh, yes.
Oh, no! You can't go out, Joe.
You're in training.
Well, all the other fellows are going.
Well, gee, Joe. I'm supposed
to be your manager, isn't that right?
Yeah.
And I'm supposed to specify
whether you can go out or not.
Sure.
Oh, Harvey, I wouldn't do anything
to hurt our chances.
You'll dance until your legs are wobbly.
You're right. I'll sit out every dance.
That's twice as tiring.
Oh, Harvey, I'll be home early.
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