The Cat in the Hat Page #4
Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
I am the Cat.
Don't belittle me.
Ah, yes, of course.
Thing Two would like to
clarify that just because
does not imply in any way
that he's inferior to Thing One.
And all of the above.
He says you may feel free
to call him Thing "A," if you like.
He will also accept Super Thing,
Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
Chocolate Thun-Da...
or Ben.
Ben!
Thing One says
he's Thing One for a reason,
and some people
should just get used to it.
It's a Thing thing.
You wouldn't understand.
Okay, enough!
one of my least favorite Things.
Listen, Convex,
you probably don't
wanna do that.
Why not?
It's just a crate.
This isn't just any old crate.
It's the Trans-dimensional
Transportolator.
It's kinda like a doorway
which leads from this world
to my world.
But it says,
"Made in the Philippines."
Yes, but not this Philippines.
Look, now,
but this is a biggie.
No opening the crate.
No lookee, no touchee.
Got it?
Mekka-dekka we should
settle our differences.
Things, front and center!
Cool.
All right, Things,
I'm not paying you to
stand around and look pretty.
Here's Mom's dress.
Oh! Mommy's dress!
- What about the couch?
- Which couch?
The clean one,
Ho!
Mekka-dekka
don't worry!
Incoming!
Cat, they're wrecking
the whole house!
- Conrad, help!
- Help yourself!
Look at me!
Come and get it!
Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!
That tickles!
Geronimo!
Mine, mine, mine!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!
If this were my house,
I'd be furious.
Hey! Klondike!
Do you have any idea
what happened to the lock
on this crate?
- It's on Nevins's collar.
- Nevins?
Nevins? Nevins!
Put the dog down!
I said, put the dog down!
Why won't they
listen to me?
Oh. I don't know if this helps,
the opposite of what you say.
Why do they always
do the opposite?
That's so annoying!
Remind you of anyone,
Conrad?
Zinga!
Zinga! Zinga!
Blue! 41! Set!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Hey, Thing,
don't let go of that dog!
Let go!
Catch him...
I mean, don't catch him!
Well, this is just great, Conrad.
the party is ruined,
and now Nevins is gone.
Sally, Kojak,
that's nothing compared
to what's gonna happen
if we don't lock this crate.
Take a look.
It's already leaking.
- It won't stay shut.
- Not without the lock.
Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
and put it back on this crate,
the business end
of the mother of all messes.
We've gotta go out
and find Nevins.
Impossible! Sally!
There's only four hours
till the party.
The Fish is right.
We should call Mom
and tell her what happened.
Look at this house!
There's no way we could
explain this to Mom.
and lock the crate!
We're staying and calling Mom.
We're going and getting the dog.
There is a third option.
There is?
Yes. It involves...
murder!
- That's your option?
- No.
But you guys both had options.
I just wanted to have one too.
Or did I?
- Cat, you're not helping!
- Come on. Let's go get that dog.
Now, we just need
a heavy, inanimate object
to weigh down this crate.
There. That oughta
buy us some time.
Come on, kids!
Let's go, go, go!
Identical sister Mitzy...
That's right.
- Yeah!
What do you want now?
Repo.
You're repossessing my TV?
I'm sure I made a payment.
If it's about that bounced check,
let me give you a credit card.
That one's expired.
Huh? Oh, come on!
With the lock on his collar,
Nevins kept running,
unaware of his part...
in the evil Quinn's cunning.
Joan Walden Real Estate.
Be it ever so humble, there's no...
Oh, hi, Joan.
The kids let the dog
out again.
You're kidding.
Don't worry. I'll go get him,
then we'll have a conversation
vis-a-vis military school.
I don't know.
Conrad's like you, Lawrence.
He's very... sensitive.
Uh-huh.
But I suppose it's something
I should consider.
I'll get the dog.
I'll be right over.
Okay, there's Nevins.
Stay out of sight.
I thought the moment
needed something.
Oh, what will become of us?
Your mother will lose her job,
and we'll have to...
live on the street!
I can't! Don't make me go...
I don't know this world!
It's dry! It's like...
I can't... It's too...
Fish!
It's too much!
Would you like to go back
in the toilet?
On second thought,
it's such a beautiful day.
Why spend it indoors?
- Thank you!
Okay, kids.
Get out of my way.
This fence is no match
for my cat-like grace and reflexes.
Here we go.
Ow. Okay.
Watch me fly, kids.
Ow!
I don't think
the little girl's even trying.
What about your
cat-like... reflexes?
What about showing a little effort,
shrimp boat? Now, push!
Whaa!
All right, Nevins.
Time to die.
- Cat, you scared him away!
Dirty hoe.
I'm sorry, baby.
I love you. Hmm.
Come on, Cat!
There he is!
Happy birthday, Denise.
Denise?
Everyone I know
is there.
There's Ginny and Alan.
How come Denise didn't
invite me to her birthday?
Don't worry. Lets just
get Nevins and go.
Okay, kids.
Everyone outside!
Aaah!
Nevins.
Cat, get down!
They're gonna see you!
Hide!
Piata! Piata! Piata!
Piata! Piata!
Piata! Piata!
- Everybody join in!
It's breaking!
Step out of my way.
This cannot end well.
- Piata! Piata!
@I'm easy @
@Ah, ah, ah, ah @
@I'm easy
Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!
- Oh! Whoo-hoo!
- I got an idea.
Candy!
Candy!
No!
Get back!
Cat!
I'll get you!
I'd love to buy some.
Hello, Mrs. Kwan.
Its Joan Walden.
I just called
to check on the kids.
Are they okay?
Those aren't children.
They're little angels.
That's sweet.
Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan.
I'll be home as soon as I can.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
All right, soldier.
Our bogey is in range.
Commence
search and destroy.
- What?
- Search and rescue.
Come on!
I can't believe I wasn't
invited to that party.
Hey!
You're a lone wolf.
Live alone, die alone.
Yeah.
- Can we please get the dog?
Can we please get the dog?
Can we please get the dog?
Boo!
Oh, no! Oh, man!
Hello, Nevins.
Good-bye, Conrad.
Not so tough now,
are you?
We're dead.
that crate shut.
to Colonel Von Kronk's School
for Wayward Boys!
Why don't we
take my car?
You have a car?
Yeah, sure.
Wow.
That is so cool.
That's just
the dust cover.
Here she is, the Super Luxurious
Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.
Or S.L.O.W. For short.
S.L.O.W.?
Yeah, SLOW.
It's better than the last name we had.
Super Hydraulic
Instantaneous Transporter.
- Oh, you mean...
- Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW.
Buckle up, kids.
We're on a mission to get that dog,
and we will not rest
until we find and destroy it.
Rescue it!
Rescue it! Of course
Whatever. Remember, kids,
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