The Change-Up Page #10
Ask Tommy.
Tommy!
TOMMY:
Yeah, man.Check this out, man.
(GIGGLING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
You never did tell me
about your childhood.
Really? Now?
With the Sons of Anarchy
between your...
Um, let's see here...
Tommy, Rico. Hey, guys.
We are sightseeing now.
Let's move it along,
please. Come on.
You are such a gentleman.
Now you only have one ponytailed
ex-convict between your legs,
so everything is fine.
(SABRINA LAUGHS)
I'm kidding.
I was absolutely joking.
I love your ponytail.
Sun kidding.
(EXHALES)
(CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)
That's me, there.
This is you.
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, that is nice.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Hey, Mitch?
Yeah.
Are you going
to call me?
I thought you said
this wasn't a date.
Things change.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
That's a cute tie.
Thank you.
You should wear
that to the party.
What party?
Our anniversary party.
Our anniversary party?
Why the f*** wasn't I...
What about Mitch?
You said you didn't
want him to come.
I did?
Yeah.
You said you were really
embarrassed of him.
That's why
I didn't invite him.
I can't believe
I don't remember that.
You also said
that you thought
that he would
get hammered
and hit on all of our married
friends, be mean to my grandma
and turn the whole thing
into a key party.
Once, that happened.
And you said he would force
everyone to do Kamikaze shots,
spike the punch
with ecstasy,
give all the girls
breast exams and...
That was the same party.
Hmm. Weird.
Maybe we should talk about your
Don't forget.
Okay.
Okay?
Bye.
(LAUGHS)
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
(GRUNTS)
Hello.
This is District
Manager Carla Nelson
from the Atlanta
Department of Parks.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we have found
that fountain.
It's been moved to
You found it.
Okay, well...
(STAMMERS) Okay,
we'll be there soon.
All righty, then.
Have a good day.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
Good. Just on my way
to see Dave.
Actually,
all the senior staff is going to
be at the mediation tomorrow.
So, I snagged
Flemming's seats
to the Marlins-Braves game.
You, me, beer, baseball.
What more could
a guy want?
(GROANS)
Don't take this
the wrong way.
I would really love to go to that
game with you, but I don't...
(ANGRILY) Are you
breaking up with me?
What? I'm messing with you.
(LAUGHING)
Oh!
Look, it is just
a baseball game.
They're dugout seats.
Whatever you have
to do, cancel it.
Hey.
They found the fountain.
Yeah, they did.
She called me, too.
Yeah.
So...
Good news.
Yeah, it's good news.
Awesome.
you know, take a piss.
Yeah, yeah,
let's do it.
Yeah.
Except...
Except?
Except, the mediation
is tomorrow,
and I've been working
my ass off on that.
Yeah, you've been working
real hard on that.
And I want to
prove to myself
and to people
that I can see
that through.
And you should.
Yeah.
You deserve that.
What are you saying?
We could wait.
You want to wait?
We could wait a day.
Push it a day?
Or a week?
We should wait to switch.
We can do it...
A month?
Yeah.
It's time.
Really, what is time?
Come here, Dave.
Come on, buddy.
(BOTH GROAN)
This went so well.
Yeah, it did.
It's kind of surprising.
Very surprising.
If they offer you one red
cent over $700 million,
you accept that.
Got it?
Yes, of course.
Why wouldn't I?
Why wouldn't you?
Great!
Good!
What's the worst that can happen?
Nothing can happen!
I think it's fine.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Dave Lockwood.
Did you forget something?
Who is this?
Your wife.
Oh.
Ummm. Did I forget something?
I don't know. What?
Never mind.
It's the mediation tomorrow,
so I'm under it.
I can't play.
So, how did it go?
How much money is it?
Just two hours,
so, 14 bucks.
Great.
Sorry you got stood up.
He just forgot.
Yeah, that's what
I meant. (LAUGHS)
He forgot me
at the coffee shop
when all I wanted to do
was go and talk to him.
Which isn't a lot to ask,
do you think?
What do you
want me to say?
Well, have you ever
been stood up by a man?
Not really.
Uh-huh.
Our parents drive
us places, though, so...
Bottom line, Katie,
is work always
comes first,
and we always
come second.
And I don't think that's
ever going to change.
I've got to go home now
because I have
this Spanish test, so...
I can write you a note.
I guess deep down,
I'm afraid that
I'll keep compromising
until getting the sh*t
end feels normal.
And then I'll be
so beaten down by life
that, just for a second,
I will consider asking
the homeless guy at the car wash
who looks like Kris Kristofferson
to rub my shoulders.
And I will,
and he will.
And you know what?
It'll be wonderful.
And I'll love it.
Because why not?
(CRYING) I mean, I'm not
getting anything here.
Nobody's f***ing me here.
You know, Katie, this is exactly
why people get divorced.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
That was way out of line.
Do you want
some ice cream?
I'm not getting any
closer to leaving, am I?
No.
(ALL CHEERING LOUDLY)
Wow!
It's looking good out there.
Hudson loves the sinker.
He's been crushing them all year.
Listen to you, you are
a big baseball fan!
Yeah, huge.
I didn't know
that about you.
I was Phil Niekro for Halloween
three years in a row as a kid.
No way! Phil Niekro is my number
one favorite of all time!
Why is my voice
so high?
(LAUGHING)
WOMAN:
Thank youfor coming in today.
My name is Erin Walsh,
and I'll be mediating
your claim.
Any and all agreements made
during this mediation are binding
and carry with them
the full rights
and responsibilities
of the law
as stated in Federal
Code 325 A, Section 4.
(INAUDIBLE)
Kinkabe agrees in principle
to the terms of the sale
and valuates your company
at $625 million.
This is their best
and final offer.
TED:
There is no waywe can make this deal.
FLEMMING:
Six-twenty-fiveis not the end of the world.
You've just got to know
when it's time to quit.
F*** that noise.
We are not quitting.
I think you can
do better, Ted.
I beg your pardon.
I don't see anybody
headed for the door.
This is just like trying to f*** a
Catholic girl who keeps saying,
"No, I don't want to.
I'm really drunk and you're circumcised."
But she keeps on
making out with you,
she's not leaving
your Fiero...
She just needs
a little bit of a nudge.
A little bit of a coax,
little bit of a tickle.
Just to rationalize it
to herself, to her God.
Do you know what I mean?
No, Dave. We most definitely
do not know what you mean.
Okay. What I mean is,
they want to spend more, they
just don't know it, all right?
If this really was
their final offer,
they'd be leaving,
but they're not.
They're sticking around.
They've got more money to spend.
She wants to unroll that rubber
at the bottom of her purse
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