The Closet Page #6

What?

Hasch. It was good stuff.

My head was putty the next day.

What did you say?

I forbid you to tell him

what I really am.

He's at a critical stage.

We'll tell him later.

I want contact,

you're raising him wrong.

He needs a father, gay or straight!

You decided, folks?

I'll have some rich, heavy food.

Madame won't.

I'm dining alone.

Good night, it's been lovely.

Amazing!

- I can't believe it.

- I said I'd find it.

It was on your balcony?

Yes, I heard meows and...

- When?

- A while ago.

Funny, I didn't hear a thing.

I did it! I'm over my wife!

That's good news.

Our dinner... it wasn't "ours":

she didn't eat.

- Sure it's the same cat?

- What?

There's something different.

- Like what?

- I can't describe it.

- The other was very plain.

- So's this one.

- That proves nothing.

- Either way!

It may not be the same cat,

but I'm sure of this:

you're not the same man.

I don't know which is which.

I'll get to the point, Pignon.

I don't know

where things stand with you.

out of the closet, you agree?

Yes, sir.

Then you accused Miss Bertrand

of sexual harassment.

- You still agree?

- Yes, sir.

Later, I catch you making wild love

on an assembly line

with that same Miss Bertrand.

In front of Japanese clients

who now want to visit

the plant again!

You think it's funny... I don't!

You pretended to be gay

to hold on to your job.

You're a liar, Pignon.

You're right, sir, I'm a liar.

I'm not gay.

Do I apply for unemployment?

That's not the right approach...

Yes it is, sir.

Gay or straight,

you're a pain, Pignon!

My whole life

I've been called a drag.

You called me a pain.

That's a step up the ladder!

One year Iater...

All right, please...

Please!

You all know what this is:

a company photo.

So everyone smiles,

happy to be in this fine outfit.

The man down on the left...

You, in the blue suit...

I'm not in frame?

You OK?

Sh*t, my collarbone!

OK, fire away!

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