The Comebacks Page #3
We lived in the same cul-De-Sac.
Which is a dead-End skreet,
And no hope of ever getting out.
Unless you turn around in
this one guy's driveway, and...
He didn't like that, so...
You don't like my rules...
George Johnson, is it?
- Ooh.
- Uh-Oh.
It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,
And no, I don't
like your contract.
And I don't like you,
either, ese.
You want to take
a swing at me, kid?
Then do it.
Punch me.
Go on.
Unless you're afraid.
Ooh! Oh!
That it?
Had enough?
Here's your tooth, Coach.
Thanks.
Well... look who's here.
She looks skinny...
Fat.
Her leotard's cute...
Yuck.
Yeah. She's pretty...
Hot.
I mean...
Yeah.
With my breasts.
Hi.
I'm Lance.
So, um, what are you, like...
The laundry man?
No, I just joined
the football team.
Me and a few guys from
the team work here
A few hours a week,
make some extra cash.
That's kind of brutal.
Well... it's got its perks.
Anyway, um...
I was wondering,
Would you like to
go out sometime?
No.
Why not?
'Cause I'm not
looking for a man.
Huh?
I already have one.
Oh.
What's up, baby?
Let's go get something to eat,
'Cause a brother's starvin'.
I already ate.
Don't call me baby.
Makes me feel like an object.
I'm sorry.
He was talking to me.
Come on, baby.
Boy got laundry to do.
Some guys have all the luck.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, gang.
Gather around-
I want to show you something.
This is my old bucket
From my own
college-Playing days.
I was a fullback.
Short-Yardage specialist
For the Loserville Golden Oafers.
They'd bring me in in
goal line situations mostly,
You know, the Hammerhead
to punch it in.
Yo, how many
touchdowns you score?
Nada, zilch.
Zero, not one.
Boy...
I'd give anything
for one last shot.
Why didn't you score, Coach?
Quick answer:
No talent.In the big picture,
We didn't play as a team.
Now, there's one week
before our first game.
We've got to be one body,
one heartbeat.
Now, who do you play for?
The Comebacks!
Trotter.
Who?
The Comebacks!
Trotter!
Sorry, gang, but we are a team.
If I've got to bust his hump,
I've got to bust
all of your humps.
- Come on, man!
- Complaining's not
Gonna make a difference-
It's hump-Busting time.
Right! Dig! That's it!
That's my team!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ooh! Ow! Ah!
Randinger!
Stop goofing around!
Get up here!
Oh, my God.
Survive on the ice,
you can survive anywhere.
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
If you can dodge a wrench,
You can dodge a tackler.
Same thing goes for a firearm.
Did I dodge it?
Walk it off.
All right, listen up.
No one's going home today
Until one of you
can knock me down.
Okay, everybody hit the showers.
- Who do you play for?!
Comebacks!
Trotter! Trotter!
All right, good!
You're finally a team!
Except for you, Randy-
You'll be riding the pine.
Oh, come on Coach.
I'll give you a rim job.
I work down at the car wash
on the weekends.
I'll have your wheels sparkling
in no time.
Car wash- Right.
Sometimes I think
First, highlights
of last night's title-Card bout
Featuring a courageous
comeback attempt
From the 93-Year-Old
Rocky Balboa.
Hey, fellas.
Name's Lambeau Fields.
Just thought I'd drop by
and introduce myself.
Oh, we know who you are.
We know all about
you and your contract
And your plans for our team.
We want you
to know something,
Coach.
We think that's terrific! We do!
But if you think
you can try using
Unconventional training methods
and crazy game plans...
- We support that 100 percent.
- Yeah, we do.
We do.
But if you should play
that first game...
And lose...
Aw, heck, there's always
another game after that.
- There's so many games in a season!
- They play a lot!
I can't tell you how relieved
that makes me feel, so...
Well, good. But if you should
lose that second game,
We'll tie you to a tree
and pour pig's blood
All over your ass and let
the coyotes have at you.
Good luck on your
first game tomorrow.
- Like some coffee?
- Begging for mercy.
- Oh, drink up now.
- Sure.
- Oh, we brew it fresh here.
- I'd be honored if you held my gun.
Oh, go ahead and
take a try with that.
Yeah.
- It's real good.
- Careful, it's hot.
Well, I'm just-
- Heh, Hey, shooter!
- Use that to stir it.
You can have the whole thing-
Put the weapon down.
Put the weapon down.
And Coach heard
their message loud and clear.
You see this was a town
that loved its football.
Was like a holiday
for these folks.
The whole town
shut down on game day.
Everyone in Heartland,
and I mean everyone,
Was at the game.
MAN:
Here they are,
Your Heartland State
University Comebacks!
Hi, honey!
Good luck!
What's going on?
Where is everyone?
They're all two towns over
At the University of Texas game.
Hey, the Longhorns
just scored!
And here comes the visiting team,
These Trojans are tough.
They're rock-Hard on offense!
They've got a stiff defense!
They'll exploit
any opening they see.
And if they get in a groove,
they can score all night long,
Any which way they want.
You can't lay down or they
- Season ticket holders coming through!
- Right here!
That's right!
All right, we can do it.
ANNOUNCER:
And the Heartland State University
Football season is...
...as bad as it was last year.
Team, hut!
This is so humiliating.
Comebacks rule!
End of the first,
Comebacks trail by 17.
Here comes Trotter.
Here comes Trotter.
You missed the whole first quarter.
Where have you been?
Get off my back, Coach.
I was doing a thing.
Me.
And remember, Dad, he's black.
Black as a Mississippi
August night.
All right, Trotter.
You're on the bench
for the rest of the game.
If you're ever late again,
you're off my squad.
Whatever, Coach.
I'm all you got and you know it.
I think you're forgetting
about someone.
The future of this team.
And his name is ACL Tear.
Coach, you know,
I've been thinking,
if you keep calling me,
Uh, that name.
Nonsense.
Now, get out there,
ACL, and tear it up.
Tear it up good.
All right, Coach.
Go get 'em, Tear.
Let's go, Comebacks-
Execution, execution.
Green 80!
Green 80! Set. Hut.
Go.
Go!
Ooh!
Nothing can stop him!
Nothing can stop this kid!
'At a way, ACL Tear-
Shake it off.
- Way to take a hit from a bus, dude.
- That's right.
Final score:
Trojans 83,Comebacks 0.
Hold this.
What did I tell you about
dropping the ball?
Dad, I only fumbled
a couple of times.
A couple!
Why don't you tell
Maddonald here just exactly
How many times
you fumbled?
Two.
Two! Two times!
Is that what you call "a couple"?
Actually, Dad, two is a couple.
This conversation is over!
Come on. Loser!
You can kiss my ass.
Coach?
You have been sitting
in here for hours.
I've just got a few more
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