The Comebacks Page #8

He scores!

Unbelievable!

Blue-Ten!

Hut!

Ooh!

Randinger with

a block out of nowhere.!

You are not gonna believe this.!

The Comebacks score.!

How was it, son, everything

you'd hoped it would be?

Hey, thought you

might want this...

Get away! Get away!

Get away!

Aah!

Blue-22! Blue-22!

Hut!

Yes!

He knows our playbook.

What? How is that possible?

Freddie knows all my secrets,

Where I get all my plays.

What are we gonna do?

Someone else has

to call the play,

Someone Freddie

wouldn't expect,

Someone who thinks

outside the Xbox.

I Pod!

I Pod. Hey, there, little buddy.

How would you like

to call a play, huh,

Help us win

a championship?

What do you say?

What do I say?

Man, I been waiting all season

for you to ask.

Dude, I have been humping legs,

Carrying this...

Stupid cord all over

the damn place,

And now, fourth quarter

of the last game,

You come and ask me for...

All right, all right!

Just call the play, will ya?

Get out of my...

Watch yourself, watch yourself.

All right, everybody, come on.

- Let's go get 'em!

- Let's go get 'em! Let's go!

Audible!

Let's switch it up!

Shift!

Shift!

What the heck is that?

That... is the

I Pod Shuffle.

Hut!

Trotter... back to Truman...

...back to Trotter...

Who scores!

I mean, that was incredible!

Phenomenal!

Coach Wiseman

has got to be feeling the heat

As the Comebacks only trail

By one touchdown.

It's fourth and goal.

With just seconds remaining,

the fate of the Comebacks

Lies in the hands

of quarterback Lance Truman.

Ref! Time out!

I can't do it, Coach.

What's the problem?

What if I drop the ball?

And what if you don't?

Damn!

Give me your hands.

Aw, geez!

Lance.

Yeah?

Do it for me.

Okay.

Okay.

We can do this, guys.

Yeah!

Let's do this! Oh!

- Yeah, Lance!

- Come on!

Set!

Hut!

Hold on to it, Lance.

Yeah!

Get out there, Jiz!

Wait.

We're not playing for the tie.

I say we go for the win!

Get out there!

They're going for two?

Don't worry.

I got one more page

in my playbook.

Set!

Looks like the Unbeatables coach,

Freddie Wiseman, has entered

the game at middle linebacker.!

Time out, Comebacks.

John, something weird seems to

be going on down on the field.

Yeah, it looks like Lambeau Fields

Was suiting up.

I think he's gonna go

For the two-Point

conversion himself.

Coach!

Coach!

It's me, honey! I'm here!

I'd give anything for one last shot.

Because that's what you do,

Coach, you lose!

I want what you and Mom have.

Herpes.

Set! Green-20!

Green-20! Hike!

Yeah!

The Comebacks did it!

Coach Fields

has finally done it.!

The Comebacks win!

Do you believe in miracles?

Yes!

How long

have you been waiting to say that?

The Comebacks have won.!

They beat the Unbeatables.!

Phenomenal.!

We did it! We did it!

My sh*t goin'

to Disney World, baby. Yeah!

- Dude, guess what!

- What?

My parents just said we

could use the beach house

In the Hamptons for

the week to celebrate!

- No way! Oh, my God!

- Yeah!

And I get a real tattoo!

I love you, Dad.

- My boy!

- Dad!

Coach! Coach!

I'm okay.

Barbara!

Coa...

Oh!

Barbara!

Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Barb!

Barb!

Get out of my way!

Coach! Coach!

Oh! I'm so sorry.

I love you so much.

I love you, too.

I'm a winner, Barb.

I'm hanging up

my whistle for good.

I'm never gonna

let sports come

Before you and the

kids ever again.

Uh, Coach Fields?

Coach Fields, excuse me?

Name's Gabe Low.

I'm looking for a new

head basketball coach

At Sequel University,

And I think you're

just the man.

Well, mister,

I sure don't know anything

about basketball...

...but I'll take it!

- Coach Fields!

Coach, how does it feel

To finally win

a championship game?

Um... to be honest,

it really hasn't hit me yet.

I thought

it would feel better than this.

You guys are ripping me apart!

Let's do it!

I think we're gonna need

a bigger truck.

All right, huddle up!

Break!

Lend an ear, take a knee.

Clock's running down.

The game is on the line.

No time outs left.

Not gonna go for the tie.

This time I'm gonna win!

See an open door!

Gonna walk right in!

Nobody shed a tear

for old Freddie.

At least, not after he...

"Borrowed" $200,000

from the school's Booster club,

Moved his athletic ass

on down to Mexico

And entered into a consensual

polygamous relationship

With two

fine-looking young ladies.

Adios, y'all.

Aw, Scruffy!

I think we nailed it!

Thank you! Good night!

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