The Competition Page #3
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
- 111 Views
Edward Hockett.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're high school
sweethearts.
Now we went to
a yoga class together,
and actually,
oh, you know, I hate to do it
to her really,
but, uh, hey, if Cal's right
and my theory is totally wrong,
then, hey, I haven't done
anything, right?
Right. But you're not going
to actually arrange
for these people
to have sex, are you?
No. OK, so,
Cal and I
argued about this, right?
And he came up
with a good point.
He said, "Well, somebody
could always back out,
how are you gonna know?"
And I said, "Listen,
if the underwear have come out,
it's a done deal,"
so we decided on that.
Underwear is proof.
You're going to steal
these people's underwear?
Me? No, no, no.
I'm not gonna do that.
Corina's gonna do it.
Who's Corina?
She's a devout
follower of the blog.
She's got some very interesting
things to say about men.
We have gotten close
over the last couple of years.
She... dances.
Exotically.
- [GenShe's a stripper.
- Hey, don't be so judgey.
She's a person.
Like you or me.
Thank you.
Thank you...
Anyway, I said she could
post a victory blog
when we win.
Mm. When you win?
Mm-hmm.
Look, I'm a little bit
of an expert
in human nature, OK?
I can't lose.
OK, but what if you do?
Well, if I do,
I have to admit defeat.
I have to shut
down the blog,
which means I lose
my followers.
Then I have to postpone
the book,
because without a blog
there is no book.
That's a lot of think about.
You must really like him
if you're willing to
risk so much.
I don't know,
I'm going to win.
Also think about
it this way.
If I get the city's
writing on my blog about the
competition and what it proves?
That book, that book
is worth the mint.
Wait, Sharon Gottlieb
she works in our office.
She is happily married,
just had a baby.
Corina is definitely
not her type.
Yeah, no, I know. He threw that in
there. But, you know what? It's fine.
The pig theory applies
to men and women alike.
We all can be pigs.
That's the whole point.
I mean, you and Mom
were a huge inspiration.
Gee, thanks.
So, how are you going
to tempt Sharon?
There's a male dancer
that works at the Caritas Club.
- Oh...
- He's down to play.
And, God,
he's really hot.
Poor Sharon
doesn't stand a chance.
OK. And, uh,
these last two challengers?
Oh right,
Garrett Stuckey.
Yeah, that's, um, that's Cal's
fitness instructor.
You know, he's one of these
thick, veiny-neck kind of guys.
He's been living with the
aerobics instructor for two years.
That seems like an easy one.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I think.
But, I don't know,
Cal swears
he's a man of integrity
and honor.
No, he doesn't actually
talk like that.
I swear, he does.
I don't know, maybe the
competition brought out
a whole new
Prince Charming thing.
That's precious.
Gena, I've been meaning
to ask you.
So, you guys went
to law school together,
you work with him,
you've known him
a long time, he's a guy,
and you're... you.
or anything, right?
Of course not!
'Cause that would be gross.
Yes, that would.
Now who is this
last challenger?
Yeah.
That's his minister.
Married guy.
Minister?
That hardly seem fair.
I thought that at
first too, but, I don't know,
he's a
Presbyterian minister,
so he never took
the oath of celibacy,
and I do say that, you know,
the theory applies to everyone,
so, it is fair.
Still, that seems like
kind of a long shot.
Does it, though?
OK but, how can you be sure
he's not going to
tell all of his friends
before just so that he can win?
Uh, yeah,
that's a good point.
Well, I guess we'll just
have to hope that he's
a man of integrity
and honor.
Good evening.
Well, it's just
a temporary shutdown.
Can't be writing
on the blog
in the middle
of the competition.
Don't want to ruin the secret.
Right, Ripley?
OK...
And... I raise
you two dollars.
You are so bluffing.
Kwan, you're not
even in the hand.
It's a Tae Kwon Do trick. I can
read your body, therefore, your mind.
You took Taw Kwon Do
in the third grade.
- Oh, my God, Kwan.
- Hey man,
my people
have suffered a lot.
Did you know in some places you're
only allowed to have one kid?
Yeah, but you're hungry again an
hour later, all right, let's go.
Boo-yah!
King high straight.
OK...
Now, don't feel too bad.
I got the brains.
But you, you got the...
I got the looks too.
Didn't even see the flush.
- No!
- Oooh!
Thank you. Thank you.
My doctor says
take two of these
and call him in the morning.
Cal, tell the guys
about your new girlfriend.
The hikes, the long walks
in the park.
Yeah, guys, she's, uh,
yeah, she's pretty great.
Does she work out, bro?
I mean, 'cause you want to keep that ass high and tight,
give up and it's going to sag.
How about we hear about
what she's like?
Well, she's, uh, cool,
and smart and quirky.
A little bit crazy.
Hey, is she a red head?
Come on.
Man, Kimberly has been coming
to bed lately in flannels.
It's a clear message.
- Black women
do not wear flannel.
the last time we went fishing.
You should rub her feet.
What?
I'm telling you,
Jenny loves it
when I rub her feet.
And then I run her calves,
and then I rub her knees.
- Dude!
- We get it! Thank you.
So what kind of crazy is she?
Yeah, like, Angelina Jolie crazy
Who the hell is Tilda Swinton?
Nah, I'd say she's probably
the Tilda crazy,
but she's got a lot
of sweetness too.
I'm telling you, this uh,
this girl's a good one.
Well, be nice to her.
I like this one.
Oh, thank you, doctor,
I plan on it.
Hey, guys.
Who the hell is Tilda Swinton?
Jesus, Garrett. Go to a movie.
Go see a movie!
You too busy?
"I'm poundin' weights! Uhh!"
Protein, reps.
Ante up, douche.
Just got off the phone
with Mom, she's pulling up now.
You know, I don't see
what the big deal is.
I mean, she's been dating
since Dad died.
Aren't you even
a little but curious?
- No.
- What if he's the one?
Gena,
she already met the one.
Hello, my darlings.
I'm so sorry
to keep you waiting.
Alejandro is
parking the car.
Hi, Mom.
Hey, Mom,
how have you been?
I love your new... look.
Mama Mia, Bellissimo!
- It's Valentino.
- Giorgio Armani.
BonjournMy darling.
- Oh!
- Sweet.
Guys, this is
Alejandro Baraza.
This is my daughter, Gena,
and my other daughter, Lauren.
Like dulcet dewdrops
dripped from a diamond.
I love it...
- I love it!
- Oh, well!
Oh! Oh.
I'm so sorry!
I just must be a...
drippy, drippy dewdrop.
It's OK, it's OK...
- Let's eat.
- Hmmm.
- Right this way.
- Thank you.
So, they tell you in class
you have to
so you can experience
different types of dancers.
Alejandro refused to switch.
- Of course.
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