The Competition Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
- 111 Views
they don't want to screw it up,
so expect a big presence.
is the best collective term
to use for a group
of attorneys?
I'd think it'd be something
more sinister like "murder."
No, no, the crows
have that one.
- Do they? Crows.
- Mm-hmm.
What about "onslaught"?
Onslaught! Ah, yes.
Kids... focus! OK.
Uh, you are going to be
staying at the Seattle Weston,
get in Thursday night,
depo is in the morning.
OK, but when
do we get back?
Paul's got plenty
of milk,
but Maddy's got
a soccer game
this weekend and she
is gonna lose her mind
- if I'm not there.
- It's not a problem.
You'll be back Friday night.
I want you to be prepared
but don't over-work yourselves.
Take some personal time
Thursday night, grab a drink.
I doubt we'll have time for that kind
of thing, but dinner might be nice.
Dinner, drinks,
on Thursday... OK.
So, that's 32.50 each
plus 6.25 for your beer
and we can split the tip?
What do you say, six each?
Sounds good. Thank you.
Very precise,
this whole thing.
You know, I never thought
I'd say this,
but I actually look forward
The crappy bar food,
the cheap wine,
and this... silence.
Ah, come on, you've got
the perfect life,
you've got two great kids,
happy marriage.
I wish I had that.
No, you don't.
What are you talking about?
you and Paul
are having
such a great time.
That's Facebook, Calvin.
It isn't real.
My children are monsters.
We used to have fun though,
back when we had sex.
God, we used
to have great sex!
But you can't have sex
with a baby on your tit.
No, I imagine you can't.
Physically,
it's practically impossible.
It gets in the way.
Unless you hold it off
to the side
which you can practically do
because your b*obs
get really long!
And there's the term.
And your vagina
is never the same.
When they say you can
push a bowling ball
through there they're not
kidding, because it gets ginormous!
And there's stuff
flying out of there,
stuff you've
never seen before.
Some people keep it,
some people eat it!
OK! You want to order
some coffee here?
Kegels, Please!
I can hardly
hold my own pee in!
My vagina is dead.
I have a dead vagina.
That's a lot of talk
about your vagina here.
Ease up, Calvin.
Your mother's vagina went
through the exact same thing.
Not something I care
to discuss either.
God! These are
going to burst.
Sorry! Yeah,
that one got away from me.
I better pull the plug.
Yeah.
Calvin, you'll never guess
who I bumped into...
This is Brandon.
Coxx. Dr. Coxx.
Dr. Coxx noticed
my breast pump
and we got to talking, and it
turns out he's a specialist.
who have had multiple births.
Ooh! Have a seat!
So, Dr. Coxx,
what are you, like,
a plastic surgeon?
Nothing quite so drastic.
I work with the body
and the mind.
I help women to rediscover
their inner selves
so they can get in tune
with their bodies
and re-awaken
their sexual being.
How does it work? Can
you do me? Can you fix me?
It's a series of meditations
to relax the mind
and intimate massage
techniques to relax the body.
It gets the blood flowing again
in all the right places.
Brings everything
back to life.
So, doctor,
you seem pretty young.
How old are you?
It's true, I'm young.
I graduated college
when I was 16,
and completed
Europe is where it's at.
Sex is celebrated
there at every age.
We Americans have
it all wrong.
I'm trying
to change that.
A savior of sorts.
Yeah.
I'm sorry I'm staring.
It's just that you have
the most beautiful eyes.
I do?
It's just...
Do you mind?
Yes. There she is.
You definitely have the
vibrant sexual being in there.
I could help you find it.
OK... This is great stuff,
but, uh, Sharon,
it's getting late.
We've got
that early meeting.
We should probably
get your card and head up.
- We've got an early day tomorrow.
- Calvin!
We're work colleagues, no!
Why don't we order
some more drinks
and talk about this some more?
I think it's fascinating!
Yeah!
Fascinating!
with their lovers is forcefulness.
You have to approach
these areas tenderly.
You have to gently coax
and gently coax some more
so that the body
reaches for it,
desires the touch.
God, that makes
so much sense!
Uhh, wow.
Sharon, look at the time,
Yeah, we should.
Can I walk you?
No, no. There's no need,
I'll walk her.
Sharon,
is this your key card?
Actually,
a walk would be nice.
Thank you, Dr. Coxx.
But we have that meeting...
in the morning.
Surely there's no time
for a walk.
Calvin, I'm a grown woman.
I know when I need a walk.
- Shall we?
- Of course.
Grab my jacket.
Goodnight!
Tucker Aaronson and Walden,
may I help you?
Uh, let me transfer you.
Wow, those are
some ugly panties.
Yeah, they, uh...
for a case.
We are working on the case of
the terrible granny panties, so...
Must be a big case!
It is. It is...
- Hold all my calls.
- OK.
Sharon Gottlieb?
You might as well have told me
that size really doesn't matter
and that the female orgasm
is made of rainbows.
Well, I'm sorry that she surprised
you, but she didn't surprise me.
It's probably been
a long time
since a man has looked at her
like that, you know?
We gave her a golden opportunity
and she took it.
She's clearly a sad woman with a
blown-out vagina that needed tending.
I really wish I didn't know
that about her.
But it's not everyone.
It's not even the majority.
But it is.
That's what
I've been trying to tell you.
It's not that simple.
Yeah, well,
I wish it weren't.
You know, the tragic thing?
That a 220-pound man
wears smiley-faced boxers?
OK. OK, what's tragic?
Well, the tragic thing
is that if you win,
your blog lives on
and you get to write your book,
but you and I get six months,
and then... it's over.
I mean, six months is...
God, that's nothing.
Hey kids, how we doing?
Simon, my man!
We are doing fantastic.
As a matter of fact,
we've got some great news.
That loan for the penis
extension finally came through?
This guy.
No man, um,
Lauren and I
are getting married.
Wow, I mean...
Wow, that was quick!
Yeah. I'm not pregnant.
Well then,
drinks are on the house.
Hey, thank you, brother.
And listen, I'd love to have
the bachelor party
right here at Tucci's. Is the back
room available for Saturday night?
- It's all yours.
- Awesome! Awesome!
And we'll head back to my place
after for some shenanigans?
Yeah, love it.
- Huh?
- Bachelor party, huh?
- Shenanigans?
- Hey, come on,
what better opportunity
for someone to cheat
than a bachelor party?
It's practically
in the handbook.
- I knew there was a handbook.
- Uh-huh.
Listen, two of our competitors
are going to be there
and you only need one
to cheat
for this competition
to be over,
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