The Competition Page #6
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
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so we're going to
finish this this weekend.
Finish it?
Well, that's what
you want, right?
Your name in lights.
Glory, the big win?
Yeah, all right.
Saturday bachelor party,
we'll finish it.
Oh, and, uh, listen,
I would love
some strippers for Saturday.
Do you think Corina
knows any of those?
Gee, probably.
I thought so.
Resourceful lady, that one.
You have no idea.
So, are you just doing this
for the gifts?
'Cause we could use
a new Keurig.
- Nah, no gifts.
- Then why?
Women are happy to stay
engaged for like, ever!
It's a get out
of jail free card, man.
Does Danielle know this?
She doesn't not know it.
Ahh, Jacob, you are an island.
So check this out.
It's the prototype for my
new app, Mars Calling Venus.
A guy can ask Venus
anything he wants to know,
and she'll tell him the truth
about what women
are really thinking.
So, say for example...
sexual partners.
eight lovers, but when polled,
76% said they'd lie
and answer four or less.
Naughty, naughty, Venus.
Naughty, naughty, Venus.
Is that it?
Well, she gets naked.
And I loaded her with car
and sports trivia.
Ed got me a meeting
with some suits on Monday.
Ooh, I'm going to be rich!
Did you make her
look like Lauren?
- What?
- Yeah, you...
Is that a mole
under her left eye?
Dude, you have
lost your mind.
This woman has straight up crawled up
inside your brain and made you go wonky!
So, party tonight
at Tucci's?
I'll wear a suit.
You don't own a suit.
You own a suit.
I own a suit.
I've had a lot of free time.
There's the three rings
of marriage, brother.
There's the engagement ring,
the wedding ring,
and then there's
the suffer-ring!
Boo!
Boo that man.
Oh, man, I can't believe
you're getting married.
You know how long Jenny has been
harassing me to pull the trigger?
She wants four kids.
Dang,
that's a lot of kids.
That is a lot of kids.
In Korea we have large families
of many generations
and we all live together
under one roof.
You grew up in Napa Valley.
But my people, we...
We started...
Your parents own a winery...
in Napa!
So, what flipped the switch?
What can I say, fellas?
I love her.
- I hope so.
- Drink to that.
Mm. What about you, Ed,
do you love Kimberly?
Um, let me see. I married the
girl when we were 18 years old,
so yeah, I think I love her.
No, that's time, man.
Real love, the kind you
walk through fire for,
you know what I'm saying?
Well, yeah.
She's my girl.
Yeah, she is, right?
And she's a good one.
Things have been going great
since I started rubbing her feet.
Sometimes she'll even put on
her old cheerleading outfit
- and wear it for me.
- There you go.
- Jenny thinks outfits are silly.
- Yeah, well, they're not.
in that outfit.
Well, that sounds
like love to me, man.
Cheerleader love.
Does she still love you?
Damn right, she loves me.
What kind of question
is that to ask a man?
- It's just a question.
- Yeah, come on, why so defensive?
You boys better
get your heads in check.
What?
Whoa, hold on,
say that again?
It's not like an edible pie?
Like a Tasty Pastry?
OK, Eddie Pie. I mean, it
sounds like you're it for her.
Like, you are her
White Knight.
Hmm.
Black Knight.
I'm her Black Knight.
- Yes, you are. Black Knight.
- Yeah.
No, No!
We're jamming.
There you go.
Hey, all I'm saying
is you're a lucky man.
the one? It's pretty rare.
Yeah.
You call it. Do that.
Maybe four isn't so many.
Now that's
a butt load of kids.
- Shh.
- That's a butt load of kids.
That's a butt load of kids.
I love you too, baby.
Maybe when I get home
you can...
wear that little...
outfit for me?
All right.
All right.
Bye-bye, baby.
It's noisy in there, huh?
You with all those crazy guys?
Uh, yeah.
It's hot in there, too.
I'm Corina.
Do you have a light?
I don't smoke.
Well,
you look smoking to me.
OK, OK... what you doing?
What do you mean,
"What am I doing?"
I'm talking to you.
You're doing more
than just that.
Maybe I am.
Do you have a name?
I got a name.
I just don't know
I want you to have it.
Is that so?
My name is Eddie Pie.
I am a Black Knight.
Goodnight, fair lady.
Good for him.
That's better.
Now...
tell me where you want it?
- I know where I want it.
- Wait your turn.
It's never my turn.
- You want to take a shot?
- No, I'm trying to quit.
Aww. Well, you don't mind
if I take one, do you?
- Yeah.
- Up.
Wait. Whoa...
OK...
OK, now...
where do we want it?
I don't.
Oh, you naughty boy.
In the crotch, huh?
That just so happens to be
How'd you know?
All right, now, you
have to be very careful,
'cause if you move,
it'll spill.
And let me make
one thing clear,
I am taking that shot,
every last drop.
Are we ready, boys?
- Yeah.
- No, no.
- Here we go!
- Ohh! Ohh!
Oh! You naughty boy.
Guess I'm just going to have to
clean you all up with my tongue.
- Ooh.
- Oh!
Here's some ice...
I'm really sorry,
it was just a reflex.
Would you just make
yourself useful
and hand me my purse?
I'm leaving.
Thanks.
I didn't want a shot.
Ooh, boy, you really
screwed that one up, buddy.
I can understand
you not wanting
to show everyone Mr. Floppy,
but did you really have to
knee that poor girl
in the face?
It was a reflex, man.
Hey, uh, where's Simon?
And... Mandy?
Where are they?
They went for a walk.
Wait, you let them leave?
- Hello?
- Hello, Lauren?
It's Heather Decker.
I have the update
on your book offer.
They like the blog
but they caught wind
of the competition.
They think
that's a better angle.
Caught wind of it? How?
Your sister made a call
to the publisher.
Apparently, she's not
a fan of your blog.
She's pushing this new angle,
and they like it a lot.
Gena is not a fan of the blog.
Why doesn't she just
stay out of my life?
Did you hear me, Lauren?
They are very interested.
They are offering
- Two million?
- Yes.
But you have to win.
Otherwise, no deal.
Are you still there?
They want to talk to you
on Monday.
They want to get started
right away.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Listen, that's...
that's an incredible offer,
that's amazing.
It's just it takes
the whole thing
into a completely
different direction
and I'm not sure
that's the book
that I want to write.
for a couple of days. OK?
Thanks, Heather.
- Hey.
- How could you do it, man?
- Do what?
- You know what.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Did you sleep with her?
Did you have sex with Mandy?
Look, man, I don't know what
you're talking about, all right?
I thought you were
better than that.
Ah! Get out of there, Cal,
stop it! Get off of me!
You're still wearing
your underwear.
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