The Competition Page #7
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
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Yes, of course!
What the hell, Cal!
Well, did... did you sleep
with her or not?
Yeah, I slept with her.
Look,
we went down to the river
and we talked.
After a little while
she made a move,
but... I didn't want to.
I mean, I wanted to,
but... I couldn't do it.
so we just slept.
What are you laughing about?
You, man!
You're the man!!
Oh, God, OK, all right!
I knew it, I knew you were
one of the good guys, man!
I knew it! OK, that's two.
- Come on, baby, yeah.
- All right, all right.
All right, I believe you.
You know...
Of course, we'll never really
know what happened out there.
But if Mandy didn't
get his underwear,
then I guess we'll say
nothing happened.
Although, she's quite taken
with Simon.
She even wants me to let
her know when he's single.
I don't think
she's his type.
Yeah? She said
he's the first man
to ever turn
her down. Ever.
Hey, you know where I want to
take you when all this is over?
It's not over yet.
I'll take you to Paris.
We can get some striped shirts
and live the life of the mimes.
Really horny mimes.
I know it's going to be tough
for you to shut down that blog,
but, um, you know,
maybe you don't have to.
Maybe you could just... turn it
into something more positive.
Well, there's one more
challenger left.
It could go down
either way.
Ah, yes.
The good minister Dooley.
Well, I'm sorry, babe, but
he's a ringer for the home team.
My man is legit.
There is no way anyone
to cheat on his wife.
Oh...
People can surprise you.
Mm. Yes, they can.
If there's one thing this
competition has taught me it's that.
Well,
we've decided
to have the last challenge
at Corina's house.
I'll text you the address.
Just tell the minister
that he should
come by around 7
and that you have a friend
who needs some guidance.
We're running
a conversion con.
A conversion con?
Listen to you.
It's a good thing
this is almost over.
You're turning
into a regular gangster.
Well, I have a meeting
with the publishers on Monday,
they want to, you know, discuss
the book proposal, details...
Well, either way,
you're going to have
an interesting story to tell.
Hey, you want to have dinner
with me tomorrow night
while all this is going down?
You know, we can celebrate...
either way,
like a couple of good sports.
Wait for the results
together?
Yeah.
I'd like that.
Okay.
this afternoon
and he was all in for
bringing in another lost sheep,
so... the last competition
has begun.
May the best man win.
May the best person win.
Oh, excuse me.
Hello, this is Calvin.
Uh-huh?
Oh, you're kidding?
Yeah, is he all right?
OK, sure. Sure, yeah,
thanks for letting me know.
Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
- Wow.
- What happened?
Umm, Minister Dooley
is in the hospital.
- What?
- Yeah, apparently,
he broke his leg
playing hoops today.
Oh, God, well...
poor Minister Dooley,
but I'm supposed to be
meeting with the publisher
on Monday... I can't keep
pushing them off.
Yeah, I know. I know.
Um. All right.
We need a new competitor.
So, um...
Jacob.
I'll send Jacob,
it's perfect.
- Jacob?
- Yeah, sure,
he's in the dark about
all this like we agreed,
and he's been engaged
to Danielle for over a year,
so he fits the bill, right?
I'll just, uh,
text him that a friend
needs help
with her computer
- and we'll see
what happens.
- It could work.
- Yeah, yeah, it's going to be good.
It's going to be good. We are
still going to end this tonight.
Ah, he's free.
Sweet! OK, let me text him
the address and boom.
Done. We're back on, OK?
He's kind of a freak, right?
I mean, you sure
you want to use him?
But... he doesn't go
for easy women.
Huh, so, you scared?
Right? You're scared.
for team Calvin.
Don't refer to yourself
in the third person.
And don't be a sore loser.
All right? Excuse me,
I'm going to restroom.
It's a close one.
Jacob's good. Jacob's good.
Oh, this is bad,
bad, bad...
Hey, Simon.
Can you just, uh,
tell Calvin that I
started feeling really bad
and I had to leave
and I'll call him later?
- Yeah.
- Great, thanks.
Hey, Simon, man,
did you see where Lauren went?
She said she wasn't feeling well
and that she'd call you.
What, she just took off?
Did she look sick?
She seemed kind of pale,
I guess?
Oh, wow, Jacob,
hey, come in!
Hey, tech geek to the rescue.
I don't know, you don't look
like a geek to me, Jacob.
You OK?
The computer's just
in the bedroom upstairs.
O... kay.
So, where's Cal?
Oh... Cal didn't tell you?
Yeah, we broke up
last night.
Everything was just
moving too fast.
It's OK though.
We're still friends.
Really?
So...
this is the one
that's giving me trouble.
So, is it running slowly
or not at all?
Slowly. But then it freezes
and then I have to
and start over again.
It's-it's infuriating.
It sounds like you just need
to clean up your hard drive,
maybe run a de-frag.
Let me clean
some stuff up here
to see if that
fixes the problem.
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm lucky to have a bonafide
computer genius to help me.
Yeah, that's me.
Wow.
What?
Oh, your-your shoulders
are really tight.
When was the last time
you had a massage?
Oh, my God,
I don't know. Never.
Danielle doesn't give you
shoulder rubs?
No.
Here, unbutton this,
let me get in there.
Oh, God, that feels good.
Oh...
Just need to let
the de-frag run a little while.
Takes a bit.
Thanks.
So, you and Calvin
are definitely over?
I just want this
whole thing to be over.
I'm so confused.
I just...
I can't even think straight.
Broke up?
Hey, hey, it's OK.
Everything is OK.
I'm here.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm here.
You've, uh, you've been
a great friend, Jacob.
Yeah? All right.
I think I understand you
pretty well.
Yeah, I always
really liked you.
Oh, um... Sorry, sorry.
Just my head really hurts.
I need an aspirin.
You're the perfect woman,
Lauren.
- What?
- You're the perfect woman.
I created an app that I sold
for a ton of money this week
and it's all about you.
The perfect woman.
I'm going to be rich and now
that Calvin is out of the way,
I can take care of you
like you deserve.
Uhh, I'm not
the perfect woman... at all.
You have no idea
how messed up I am, actually.
Ohh, I'm so messed up, so maybe
we're perfect for each other!
- Uh, wait, hold on.
- What?
Yeah, I did hear it...
Uh, oh... Mom?
- Yeah, I'm, um...
- Lauren?
You don't have
to tease me anymore.
I'm already
crazy about you.
I knew... I always knew we would
be together, I just knew it!
What the hell
is going on in here?
Oh, my God,
Calvin.
Oh... Nothing, nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Oh my... I'm so sorry.
It was the competition
and I was trying to win.
Uh, isn't life
really a competition?
Wait...
Dude, you guys broke up!
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