The Cookout Page #4
to your parents' house?
It's looking a lot
better, isn't it?
This is what you got to
deal with out in the...
Oh, she got the Bible.
What is this?
Garden Ridge Estates
Rules and Regulations.
All four volumes.
I suggest
you learn them.
You all right, sir?
You have a lovely day.
- You have a great day.
- Thanks for all your help.
I got my eye on you.
I still see you.
You feel safe now?
Yeah. I'm great.
Come on now. Come on.
Be careful with
them boxes now, baby.
Yo, Ma, this is dope!
You did your thing in here!
You like it, baby?
Yeah, I like it!
This is crazy!
I'm glad you like it.
Come give
your mama a kiss.
Thank you, Mommy.
Look here.
You see how your mama
put all your pictures...
under the glass?
This way, you can look
at all your pictures...
at one time.
Check this out, man.
OK, look. This is my cousin
Leroy right here, right?
He failed the bar nine times.
Right.
Oh, look. And there goes
Jasper and Jerome.
They are real country.
Who's this little
girl right here...
with the funny-
looking teeth?
Oh, that's
my best friend-Becky.
Yeah.
Oh, that's Becky.
And look here. Now
that's them in the tub.
Whoa. Chill.
We was just cool.
It wasn't even like that.
Yo, but I wonder if those
braces ever fixed her teeth.
You seen her?
Why? So both of you...
can take a splish-splash
in your brand-new tub?
Oh, come on, baby.
It wasn't even like that.
Stop. Stop. Come on.
Come on now. That's
enough of all of that.
Come on. We're going
to see the bedroom.
You, come on.
My old bedroom set!
Oh!
Your mother thought
it might help ease...
your transition from moving
out of the house.
Thank you, Mom.
Oh, look.
Little kiddie,
sporty...
Bed sheets. Yay!
Ain't they the bomb?
Maybe we can just wear...
pajamas with it, too.
I'd rather be dead
than sleep in this.
Hello.
Hey, honey.
Is Todd there?
Todd.
Todd.
Todd, get up!
What? What?
The phone is for you.
What's... hello.
Hey, Todd. It's me-Wes.
You awake, buddy?
I got some good news.
Come on. Get your butt
out of bed.
What's up, man?
Cynthia Peters, the head
is interested in meeting you
for an endorsement.
For real?
Yes! She wants
to meet you A.S.A.P.
What? Are you too busy?
No, no, no, no.
I'm available.
I can do it.
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm serious!
I'm gonna have her come
by your house Saturday morning.
Yo, listen, man.
Whenever she can do it...
I'm here. Just do it.
We'll do the meeting...
with Ms. Peters.
Then you'll have the rest
of the afternoon...
for the cookout
with your parents.
Talk to you later.
I'll see you Saturday.
You're rich! You're rich!
OK, bye. Bye.
Baby, that was Wes.
Stone Mountain Wireless...
is considering me
as a spokesperson...
for their family
time campaign.
Oh, man!
Whoo! One of the reps is
coming over this Saturday...
to meet me, baby.
Oh.
Yo, what did you do
with all my mom's stuff?
Oh, baby, look.
Everything that
your mom tried to do...
was really great
and everything...
but I just think that it was
a little bit too down-home...
and baby, what you need
is a hip, progressive image.
Focus. Focus.
Hey, don't worry
about the house, OK?
Ms. Peters is gonna
be here any second.
You need to sell her on you.
On you, babe.
OK, look. Whatever it takes
to get this deal.
But as soon as she leaves,
I want all this stuff...
back the way it was
before my mom gets here.
And you might want
to return this.
No! That cock cost me
a lot of money to get.
You've got a giant cock
in your kitchen.
It's ridiculous.
Baby.
I miss you.
I miss you more.
Lil Dee?
Who the hell is Lil Dee?
What's good, chief?
What was that-
Public Enemy?
Are you addressing me,
young man?
If you are, it is
Judge Holstead Crowley...
not chief.
Hey, man,
I'm Todd Andersen...
your new neighbor.
Good to see...
another brother in
the neighborhood, man.
Brother?
You're not any
relations of mine.
O... K.
I just wanted
to come over here...
and invite you
to a cookout.
Thank you for the invitation,
but I will not be coming...
to your... cookout.
And keep it down.
It's one thing for you
to call me out my name.
for you to call me
some other trick's name.
Don't make me break the glass.
I got to go.
I'll deal with you later.
Hey! Yo! Hey! Hey!
Whoa! Stop!
I'll do the talking, man.
Do I look good?
You look phat.
Step out of the car.
Step out of the car?
I'm not stepping
out of the car.
You're a rent-a-cop,
fool. Ha ha!
A rent-a-cop?
Yeah.
I'll have you know
I passed...
the marksmanship exam
with a perfect score.
I passed the physical
endurance test...
in record time.
And I passed
the written test...
in the top
first percentile.
That's all the way
at the top, OK?
Now, just because
I wasn't able...
to pass some
psychological exam...
don't mean I don't
have no authority.
I'll break the glass
on your ass.
She crazy.
Next time,
at the gate, OK?
Yeah. How stupid.
Don't just
drive through. Stop.
Carry your dumb asses on.
Man, let's get
to cousin Todd's house, man.
Hey, what are
you guys making?
We do not "make. "
Ham-fisted
day labowers make.
Labow-whats?
Labowers. The workers.
We are artists, yes?
We-poof!- create.
They create.
OK. So, what are
you creating?
Please.
What the heck
is a labower?
I don't know.
Just focus, OK?
Ms. Peters is-
Is here.
Look. Just be cool,
be yourself.
If you feel like
you're losing her...
tell her some sob story
about how hard life was...
growing up in the hood.
White liberals love
"the poor kid...
from the ghetto
doing good" rap...
even though Iverson
almost killed it.
All right, relax, smile,
look pretty.
Hello, Ms. Peters.
Come on in.
Ms. Peters, it is so nice
to finally meet you.
The pleasure
is all mine.
I must say...
you have a lovely home,
and I especially like...
the way you've
decorated it.
Thank you.
You were talking
to Todd. Ha ha.
Wes Reilly.
Come on in.
Let's get you
a nice cool beverage, OK?
Did someone just ask
where their b*tches are?
What's crackin',
lackey cousin?
Willie, Nelson...
what the hell
are you doing here?
Saturday. We came
for the cookout.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, man, where
the grubbles at?
We got the munchies
like a mug, man.
Look, man, forget it.
You don't mind, do you?
No. Go right ahead.
Check this out, baby.
Just like... mmm.
That just tastes,
like, good.
Now, that is good.
Like a nice piece
of white bread. Mmm!
With a little bit
of butter on it.
OK, Wes, we've got to
reschedule this meeting.
Not gonna happen.
Their new ad campaign
is starting this week.
We've got to
lock you in today.
No, no, no. I don't think
you quite understand.
This is just the beginning.
Todd's family is like the
black Beverly Hillbillies.
So unless she's
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