The Cookout Page #7
Your game is not up to par
with my game.
What is it,
like, five or six...
Lil Dee-Dees I see
running around here?
And that old-ass
Scooby Doo van...
that you've been
driving around.
Yeah. I seen it.
Now, I drive a brand-new
Mercedes-Benz.
And this is my mansion.
That's all
fine and dandy...
but I catch your
little trifling tail...
trying to play
my cousin...
and I'll cut your ass.
Oh, and by the way...
you're trying to rock...
we all know
that ain't real.
Pocahontas just
trying to front...
acting like she got
Indian in her family.
Little bit Cherokee.
Cherokee?
Let me tell you something.
You need not worry
about your cousin...
because your cousin
is my problem.
I'm gonna take real
good care of him.
What you need to do
is stop looking...
for your babies' daddies
down at the parole office.
And you, little
ghetto bird...
need to invest
in a diaphragm.
Lookie here, Bling.
Look what we have here.
You fellas need a lift?
Hell, yeah. Come on, Wheeze.
Let's get in.
You know, I don't mind
picking you boys up...
because I know
how it can be.
Right on.
I'm in the horseshit
consignment business...
a manure broker,
if you don't mind.
Basically, I go around
to all the ranches...
I scoop up
the horseshit...
and I sell it to all the
farmers and the landscapers.
And if my truck
breaks down...
let me tell you, God...
nobody's gonna
pick up this guy...
because I stink of sh*t.
You want some?
No.
Good. You OK?
Now, let me
tell you something.
There's a demand
for good-quality sh*t.
I tell the farmers...
make sure
you feed your horses...
a well-balanced diet.
Any doctor
will tell you...
if you put
good stuff in...
good stuff is definitely
gonna come out.
That's it! Stop the car!
Stop the car!
And don't say
sh*t else about sh*t!
Come on, Wheeze!
Get the hell out of here!
Hey.
Dee, you need
to check your kids.
They're scratching up my stairs.
Look at this.
Oh, man, we can't
do nothing over here.
I shouldn't have
never came here.
I should have went
to Lebron James' house.
I know that's right.
Disrespectful.
Boy, you worry
too damn much.
All this running-around
they doing...
like flies in a minute.
Just chill.
but you know, some people
are just uncivilized.
Leroy, Leroy, look what they did
to my damn bat.
It's my bat!
I'm coming to get you!
I'm gonna get you!
Grandpa!
Aunt Nettie, could you please
keep these kids out of here?
My agent and I are trying
to do some business.
OK.
Please. Just...
Calm down, honey.
Agent.
Check.
Good job.
Jamal! Jamal! Jamal!
Todd's agent is here, and baby,
if he sees you play...
I know we can get
a contract...
maybe even bigger
than Todd's.
Mom, look. I got
checkmate in one move.
And how many times
I got to tell you?
I'm not trying
to play pro ball.
Well, you just
check that, baby.
Now, I want you
to get dressed now!
No excuses!
Nettie, now Jamal has
a life of his own...
that doesn't include
pro basketball.
We didn't come here
for a tryout.
We came here for a cookout.
When's that food
gonna be ready?
Quiet, Frank!
If you'd spent more time
teaching your son how to play...
instead of feeding
your face...
I wouldn't even have
to be doing this!
Mama's gonna get
her baby a contract...
whether he
wants one or not!
You, go get
your sweats on!
Now!
The boy ain't even
got a hoop.
Nice and quiet.
Away from all the insanity.
Have a seat.
We are so sorry about
all the distractions.
I assure you,
this family gathering...
was a complete
scheduling mishap.
It's OK.
I'm rather
enjoying myself.
Are you? It's fun, right?
Cookouts are fun.
Anyway, let's talk about
the new product launch, OK?
We know that this is very
important for your company...
and we think
that Todd would be...
absolutely perfect.
Picture it-
young rookie,
out on the road...
missing his family...
needing your service
to stay in touch with them.
God!
Stop swinging that bat!
Somebody's gonna get hurt!
Excuse me for a minute,
Ms. Peters.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, yeah.
Foul! Foul!
Y'all saw it!
It's my bat! My bat!
Grandpa, please, please,
please, not in the house.
Please, not in the house.
Rules! Rules! Rules!
Everybody always
telling kids...
and old folks what to do.
Come on, kids. Let's go.
We'll show them. Come on.
We're going outside
and poo-poo on ourselves.
Oh, God.
Ew... God.
Oh...
I love you, Uncle Todd.
I love you, too, man. Oh...
What's up?
Do you see that poodle?
Whose dog is that?
Yo, I'm gonna give
it some cookies.
Come here, girl.
Give me one, man.
Let me try. Give me one.
Here, man.
I ain't giving my cookie
to no dog, man.
You must be crazy.
OK, this is it, baby.
Take it to the hoop.
Take it to the hoop.
This is it.
Ma, you cannot be serious.
Where am I gonna play ball?
There's no basket in here.
You want a basket?
There's your basket.
"D" up, Leroy.
No easy buckets.
Well, you don't have
because I'm already...
I'm up in here.
Up in here, baby.
Come on, boy.
Show me what you got.
Come on.
Come on.
You ready for me?
Don't try to go left.
Don't go left.
I'm telling you-
Yes!
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
Did you see how he
handled that ball?
You cannot tell me that my
baby don't have game.
So, what do you think?
I think... wow.
Oh, my God. I got a call.
You don't know nothing.
My Jamal, he should be
playing in the pros!
Oh, yeah.
That's what
I'm talking about.
You think that's enough
of this in there?
Damn! What
do you want now?
Did you read the rules
and regulations?
Because I can see about
10 violations in here...
and I ain't even
up in here good.
You are way over the allowed
amount of visitors.
You're too loud.
And do I smell a grill?
Oh, no. You need a permit
to cook outdoors.
It's just a cookout.
We ain't bothering nobody!
Look, youngblood,
back the hell up.
Now, look, Mr. Andersen...
you better get
your family together...
or your time at Garden Ridge
will be over real soon.
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
Everybody get out!
After this food is done...
get a doggy bag
and get out!
Hey, man, why don't
you calm down, man?
You trippin'.
What is wrong with you? You-
Hey, you hear me talking?
Don't turn
your back on me.
Jojo.
Yeah. It's
all right, baby.
What's wrong with him?
It's all right, baby.
It's OK. It's all right.
He's gonna be all right.
What's wrong with him?
I hate to interrupt...
but have either of you
seen my dog? Guinevere.
Guinevere.
I've been looking for you.
In the house, Guinevere.
Oh, no.
Is that
what I think it is?
Yeah.
I'm shocked
at you two young men.
So am I.
We're sorry.
I weep for your generation.
In my day...
with inferior ingredients.
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