The Cookout Page #8
Take the high road,
my sons.
There's no such thing
as an... easy bake.
Light 'em up.
Light 'em up.
I can't feel
my face, man.
Ah, who would
have thought...
that a straight-laced
dude like you...
would enjoy
getting a lift? Man.
I used to like to do
a lot of things...
before I married
Mrs. Crowley-
drink malt liquor...
listen to rap music...
eat Oreo cookies.
Oh, I know that one.
If she's such
a buzz-kill then...
man, why did you marry her?
It was a good
business decision.
See, she comes from money...
and where I was raised,
money marries money.
Yeah, but them tits
is nice, too, though, huh?
What about them nipples?
She got some little raisins...
or some nice big gumdrops?
That's my wife
you're talking about.
Oh, my bad, man.
Sorry.
OK.
Gumdrops.
I knew it! I seen them
in her shirt!
You mind if I help?
Knock yourself out.
Oh! Sweet Jesus!
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on.
Let me help.
Let me help.
You'll tear
the thing up.
Is it coming out?
You can put a flower
or something over it.
A flower, Em?
Look at this.
I got to take this
back tomorrow.
$1,200?
Why'd you spend
$1,200 on a dress?
I wanted to be more
fabulous than you, OK?
Nettie, come on.
Come here.
Come on. Sit down.
God, Nettie,
come on now.
When you and me,
we were coming up...
we were tight,
we were close.
Then everything
changed. Everything.
Why?
All the while
we were growing up...
all I ever heard was how
beautiful Emma was...
and how smart Emma was.
Even now, it's like
you're the better parent.
Todd is hosting a cookout
in this castle...
and Jamal can't even get
a pro basketball tryout.
You're acting like...
this is some kind
of competition.
Jamal is top honors
in his class, Nettie.
He's damn near
a straight-A student, OK?
He could be a doctor
or a lawyer.
You ever think about that?
Wow. Change the world.
Lawyers and doctors
make good money.
Hello.
This ain't no
competition, but...
they make good money.
Miss Becky Cruz.
Hey.
Hey, Lady Em.
Thanks for inviting me.
Hi, baby.
Your mother told me
I'd find you back here.
Cookout's around the back.
Just follow the cigarette burns
and the doo-doo diapers.
You don't recognize me,
do you... Doo-doo head?
Doo-doo head?
Buck teeth, braces,
glasses so thick...
I could see
into the future.
Becky?
Yo. Girl.
Hey.
Sit down. Sit down.
Sit down.
Oh, man.
Damn, girl!
You look...
What happened?
You... you did your thing.
What can I say?
After 10 years in braces...
decided to cooperate.
The last time
I saw you was...
the cookout that my moms
threw for me and Jamal...
before I went to Rutgers.
Yeah. I just graduated
from Spellman.
Congratulations.
Thanks. I just
moved back home.
I start at dental
school in the fall.
Look at you.
You've come really far,
Doo-doo head.
Not far enough.
When moms gave word
about this cookout...
my family
started showing up...
faster than roaches
at a garbage strike.
Yo, hurry up.
What's taking you so long?
Yo, Wheeze, hurry up
so we can get out of here.
I almost got it.
Excuse me. What do you
think you're doing?
Come here and shut up.
Aah! Please don't hurt me.
Just drive the car and
nobody will get hurt...
you sexy little self.
OK, I will, but my
boyfriend's really rich.
He'll give you
anything you want.
You just get us
to Garden Ridge.
We'll worry about
your boyfriend later.
Remember about two years ago...
when you were playing
against Indiana State?
You were struggling
the whole game.
That was the worst
game I ever had.
Yeah, I think I was, like...
2 for 8 from
the free-throw line.
Your family had
these big signs up...
with your name on them...
and they stayed up
the entire game...
even when you
were on the bench.
They brought those
signs to every game.
They've always
had your back.
W- wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
So you used to
watch me play?
Don't change the subject.
But... yes.
Just because
we lost touch...
doesn't mean I didn't
check up on you.
I guess I got some
apologizing to do.
Yep.
You know, Becky...
I always, always
thought you were...
really special
to me, and, um...
it was something
but I never
got a chance to-
I wanted to
do that earlier.
Whoo! Yes.
Come on.
Summer.
It's really summer.
Yeah. Thank you, man.
Ma, those potatoes
you made earlier was banging.
Look, Ma, the stuff
I said earlier-
I love you, too, Todd.
Come here.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I'm sorry.
Jeeves, what
are you doing?
Well, I'm giving
to-go containers...
to your guests, Sir.
Man, put those away.
People only use those
to bring food home...
after a cookout.
Oh. Very good, Sir.
Let's go. Let's go.
I put his ass in check
right quick...
just like I done you.
Plus that stupid gate arm
won't open.
Oh!
Remember, I always
loved you, baby.
Time to break the glass.
You know, I'm...
I'm trying to find...
my husband Holstead.
Have you seen
my husband Holstead?
My husband Holstead?
Excuse me!
Has anybody seen Holstead?
My husband.
Holstead!
What have you done?
What it look like?
I gave me and that b*tch
some flavor.
What did I tell you about
using that kind of language...
in front of-Aah!-
language in front of her?
Have you forgotten
how sensitive she is?
Look here, woman.
Things are gonna
change around here.
I'm tired of you
putting your foot...
on the back of a brother's
neck all the time.
There it is.
Amen, brother.
Don't let her put white balls
in mother earth.
Damn straight.
I've never seen you
like this before.
I mean, you're so proud
and... sexy.
Let's... go home. Now.
Woman, what did I
just tell you?
We go home
when I say so.
All right.
Come on. Let's go.
I know that's right,
Mrs. Crowley.
You better get that.
OK, everybody,
let's say grace.
Todd, you're our host.
Lead us in prayer.
Dear Lord, thank you
for this gathering-
Sir!
A Mr. Big Pimping
Bling-Bling...
and Mr. O.G. Big Wheezer.
What's that smell?
It's the sneakers...
the funky-ass sneakers
over there.
That don't smell like feet.
It smells like ass.
Yeah.
Y'all are doing
the damn thing in here, huh?
Corn...
ham...
some chicken...
mac and cheese.
Looks like y'all don't need
no more of that.
Brittany,
what's this trash...
you done brought up
in this house?
I'm sorry. He has a gun.
But, Lady Em,
here's the ham.
It has bone in it
and everything.
Why is it that every time...
black folks get together
to have a good time...
jokers like you always seem
to mess it up?
Your kind is the reason...
good folk like Todd
leave the neighborhood.
Young man,
you're not welcome here.
Shut the hell up, lady.
Take care of them kids
back there.
That's what you
need to be doing.
Look, man, who are you?
And what the hell are you doing
in my house, man?
Don't act like
you don't know me.
I taught you
everything you know.
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