The D Train Page #8

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Have fun at the reunion, Daniel.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

- Ready?

-Yep.

Dan, this is gorgeous.

Stacey Polster.

0h my God!

-0h, my God!

Wendy Fleur.

How are you?

I'm good. It's actually

Stacey Landsman now.

You remember Dan?

Hi, Wendy.

Hi.

We had Spanish and Chemistry.

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

I'm gonna go get some drinks.

- Oh, okay.

Perfect.

Thanks. Just a white wine.

Yeah, um, two.

OLIVER:
Yeah, Lawless crew.

(LAUGHS)

H9'!-

- Dan.

-Dale Harkin.

What's up, buddy?

We're gonna be seeing you

next week, right?

Hey, I hear big things

are happening over there.

You know, Shurmur tried

to FaoeTime me the other day.

I didn't even know

the old man had a phone.

Yeah.

Hey, did I hear right?

That you got Lawless here?

Yeah, I might have had

somethin' to do with that.

Nice job, dude.

Oh, man.

Hey, not to sound gay or anything,

but I always thought

he was just the sh*t.

Like I would've done anything

to have been his friend, you know?

Yeah.

Anyway, let's get f***ed up, right?

Yeah.

Hey, Dan.

Hey, f***in' A, guys' you did it.

(SIGHS)

(CUP CLATTERS)

How you doin'?

I'm f***ing great. How are you doin'?

Smoking?

You know, whatever,

I smoke when I drink,

sometimes I'll have a smoke.

What's the big deal?

- Are you okay?

-l'm f***ing great.

It's a party. You know what? l'm partyin'.

Just loosen the f*** up.

Who are you right now'?

You're wasted!

You're obsessed with Oliver.

Wearin' the same underwear as him.

How do you know

what kind of underwear he wears?

- You f***in' him?

-What?

Idid his laundry, Dan.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(SNORTING)

(GRUNTS)

(DOOR OPENS)

- Dan.

-Jerry.

Was that cocaine?

Come here.

OKHY-

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry-

Let me ask you somethin'.

How about this?

41mm.

-What?

Have peoplejust call me that

from now on?

Uh...

I don't know. It feels forced.

It's a little bit forced.

That's what I was thinkin', too.

Okay, come on, give me some options.

- Pitch me out some new ones.

-I don't know.

You just have to find

what works for you, you know?

Like me, it's J-Dawg. It's obvious.

F***.

You've got it all figured out, don't you?

Don't you?

I don'i know. I don't think.

You have such an easy life, J-Dawg.

Let's go back to the party, okay?

Yeah, let's gei back in.

J-Dawg wants back in.

(LAUGHING)

Why wouldn't he?

Whoo-hoo!

Holly James! Lovebirds back together.

Who is this guy?

- You all right, Dan?

-(MUMBLES)

ls that it? You're noi gonna say hi?

You're here because of me,

and you're not gonna say hi?

That's pretty f***in' rude.

Why don't you go sit down

for a little bit, buddy?

How was Craig's house?

Bye, Dan.

You're gonna f*** that p*ssy?

That tight puss? He said you have one.

Probably not anymore though, right?

- Probably gotten a little loose.

-All right, let's go.

- What are you doin'?

-Excuse us for a sec.

Where are we goin'? Are you gonna...

We're gonna go talk over there? Ow!

Why do you gotta

squeeze so hard, huh?

- What are you doin'?

-What are you doin'?

Whafs happening? I mean, we...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we...

Can we start over? Let's just start over.

Start what over'?

Hey. I'm Dan Landsman.

We weni 1o high school

and never had sex with each other.

Dan, go home.

What? No, no, no. Come on.

Wait. Wait, what...

Why can't we just talk?

There's nothin' to talk about, Dan.

Oh, really?

'Cause I think there is stuff to talk about.

Why won't you talk to me?

(SHOUTING) Talk to me, Oliver!

(MUSIC STOPS)

OKHY-

What do you wanna talk about' Dan?

- You know what I wanna talk about.

-Yeah?

And what do you wanna hear?

Huh?

You wanna hear that

I wanna be with you?

What, Oliver, wait,

why did the music stop?

Would that do it for you, Dan? Tell me.

You wanna hear that I can't stop

thinkin' about when we f***ed?

DAN:
No, no. Outside.

OLIVER:
That I'm rock hard right now

just thinkin' about it? How's that?

Oh, Dan, I can't wait

to get my dick back in your mouth.

I'm so dying to make you come,

since you didn't last time.

How's that?

Maybe thafs what you're lookin' for.

- Oliver...

-No, no, no, let's f***in' talk, man!

You wanted to do this. Let's talk.

Let's get some closure.

How do we end this?

How's this?

It meant nothing to me.

You weren't even a blip

on my f***in' radar.

(SIGHS)

God damn it, Dan.

MAN:
Jesus Christ,

thafs embarrassing.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(GRUNTING)

(EXHALES)

(BABY coomc)

Dan.

I need you to take Zach to school.

I'm on it.

Ru just...

(DOOR CLOSES)

(SIGHS)

So, uh...

How was your three-way?

Didn't happen.

Ah, damn. It was a prank.

No, Dad. It just wasn't me.

Look, I know I've been

a little absent lately.

You've tried

to talk to me about this stuff...

Ijust want you to know'

you can talk to me about whatever.

And I wanna talk

to you about some things.

Like how you had sex with Oliver'?

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

(SIGHS)

You heard.

How did it even...

I don't know, buddy.

We were out in Los Angeles,

one thing led to another.

I mean, you know, these things happen.

- They do'?

-Yeah, you'll see.

When you're older,

a lot of different factors come into play.

I mean, a lot of it had to with...

Dad, are you okay?

(sesame)

It's okay. lt'll be okay.

I f***ed up.

I really f***ed up.

Mom hates me.

I don't think she hates you.

ljust think maybe...

She does.

Maybe she's just weirded out.

Are you?

I mean, yeah. It's messed up.

Well, what do I do?

I don't know.

Figure it out with Mom?

Will you come with me?

I have school.

(SIGHS)

l'm gonna get a lot of sh*t today

and I just have to deal with it.

So do you.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

ZACH:
Hey, babe.

- Hey, Mr. Landsman.

-Hey, Heather.

Heard about last night.

0h, you did? Great.

Well, it's pretty epic.

It's all over Facebook.

I1 is?

Yeah, you're f***ed up, dude. I like it.

Oh.

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah.

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

CRAIG:
It was so awesome

havin' you here' man.

What a great weekend.

Hey, it was weird all that sh*t

you blasted Dan with last night

in front of everybody,

but you know, (CHUCKLES)

classic Lawless.

Thanks for the material.

That stuffs gonna last us for years.

For years. Yeah.

Guys.

Buddy.

- I could've f***ed either one of you.

-Mmm-hmm.

At any point.

But I didn't.

Why is that?

All right, fellas.

(ENGINE STARTS)

(SIGHS)

(DOOR SQUEAKS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

So there were buttons on that shirt

when I bought it.

And I yelled at that manager

for no reason.

Yeah.

How did the buttons

come off the shin, Dan'?

(smume)

He ripped 'em off.

Hmm.

Yeah.

(EXHALES)

Stace, I'm not...

So, what was it, Dan?

Can you please explain it to me?

I wish I could. I don't...

If you had asked me two weeks ago

what the odds of this happening...

0h, my God. Stop.

I'm just tryin' to talk about it.

I mean, to deal with it.

You know? I mean, because we have to.

Right?

(DOORBELL RINGS)

F***! (SNIFFLES)

(SIGHS)

ls this a bad time?

Um...

What are you doin' here?

I wasjust headin' out and, uh...

I don't know, I kind of feel like

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