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The Dictator Page #9
Come here, my love.
Jachnoon, President
Prime Minister Aladeen.
Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back
at the palace in an hour.
Zoey thinks I'm at yoga.
I have great news,
We are just days
away from testing the new missiles.
I have re-engineered
the oxidizing ducts
and the payload
delivery systems,
But you'll be happy to know,
the missile is now pointy!
Who cares if it's pointy'?
What?
You do.
You care if it's pointy,
Why would I care
about such a trivial detail?
Are you serious?
Of course I'm serious,
That's why you
had me executed!
The shape of the missile has nothing to
do with the payload delivery.
That's what I said!
That's what I said the first time!
No, that's what I said,
and you went crazy.
No! You said
Professor Popeye this.
Professor Popeye
is a cartoon.
No, I know this!
So, we're opening
but I'm going to have to take a
break for a little bit because
I'm pregnant.
What?
Are you having a boy
or an abortion?
Hello, gentlemen,
How you doin?
Are you guys friends
of the deceased?
Do you want me to say this
in front of his widow?
I was his lover.
No. That is
not true.
I saw him perform
with the Globetrotters.
I thought
he was outstanding. I befriended him.
No, it's
a different person.
His message
of don't worry and being happy
was so powerful.
No, this is
Bobby McFerrin. I told you this outside,
Whatever the scandal
you went through,
you're still
the best golfer in the world,
Let's go.
O-M-G.
Oh, my God.
Oh'
Oh'
Zoe?
That's some good head!
That is called payback
and it feels so good!
How did it feel for you'?
How did it feel for you?
I prefer it with goats,
Where is
the Supreme Leader?
No, no.
Now that is
called payback!
Oh, great!
Don't touch it,
Don't touch it,
You don't have
to touch it.
Sorry. I was...
Just give us
We don't...
Just give me
a couple of millimeters to myself,
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