The Disaster Artist Page #3
Babyface.
Okay, Mom...
-Babyface?
-It's a long drive.
Oh, my God.
Look at me.
It's gonna be fine.
-But...
-I'll be fine.
I'm gonna call you
right when I get in, okay?
She crazy.
Tommy, shut up!
Wow.
Hit it
Yeah
Whoo
Yeah
Whoo
Yeah
Whoo
Yeah
Whoo
See?
Almost to Los Angeles.
Oh, sh*t.
That downtown?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
One, two, three,
Get loose now
It takes two to make
It-It-It It takes two to make
It-It-It It takes two
It-It takes two
It-It takes two to make
It-It-It It takes two to make
Home sweet home.
It's not castle, but...
it's okay.
It just my pied--terre.
It's perfect, man.
Yah.
Is it um...
just uh, the one bedroom?
You don't want to
share bed with me?
Uh, um...
I just joking!
Ha
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, my God.
You should have
seen your face.
You got me.
Don't worry,
you take bedroom.
No. No, Tommy, no.
I just maybe put up
some curtain...
make a little room
in corner or something.
No, Tommy, no way,
I'll take the couch.
-This is great, I swear.
- No, no, no.
No, no, I insist, I insist.
I want you to be my guest, like...
Beauty and Beast.
I will be Beauty, of course.
Of course.
Oh, man.
Man, you've had this place
this whole time?
Yeah.
I... I had it
several years now.
A-and you never wanted to like
move down here yourself and-
and give acting a real shot?
Well, I never had friend
to do it with before.
Come on,
I want to show you best part.
-Come on.
-Yeah, yeah.
Look.
There it is.
It's incredible, man.
Yah.
We are doing this.
We're doing this!
Tomorrow...
this will all be yours, Greg.
Ah! We will own you, L.A.!
Watch out, here we come!
You will know our names!
You feel it, baby?
Oooh
I can too
Oooh
Bom bom bam bam bum
Bom bom bam bam bum
Oooh
Bom bom bam bam bum
Bom bom bam bam bum
Oooh
Bom bom bam bam bum
Come on, swing it.
Come on, swing it.
Okay, too much wind machine.
Blow me away, by God!
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation
See you soon.
Yeah, it's about that time
So, are we the first agency
you met with?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, wow, these are great.
Oh, thanks, man.
Yeah, these are great.
Are you funny?
Yes, yeah.
'Cause you should get a
character head shot.
Yes, no, yeah, show
my comedic side.
Yeah, just one or two, but...
You know?
Gain weight?
-Would you do that for a role?
-Hundred percent.
And then immediately lose it.
Yeah, you know what? I'm...
Whatever I need to do, right?
Yeah.
One second.
Uh, could you get Iris
in here for a second?
Yes, sir.
Thank you so much.
Yes, sir.
Where's the fire?
Hey, I'm uh, I'm Greg.
Well.
Stand up.
Okay.
You want me to turn?
Hmm.
What's with the dyed hair?
Frosted tips.
I'd, I can--I'm not
married to it. I can--
Okay.
You seein' anybody else?
I, uh, no, I wasn't-
I wasn't planning.
No. You're mine.
You got it?
Yeah, no, uh.
Good bubbie.
Sign him up.
I like this one.
Welcome to Iris Burton agency.
Congratulations.
Okay.
Wow, you got agent, Greg!
It's celebration!
So you must
tell me everything.
What do you mean?
The acting business.
How to become
big star like you.
Big star?
Tommy, I'm not a star.
Okay, so modest, this guy.
Come on, you're on your way.
I have to try to think
of where to start.
I need agent?
Yeah, but that's kinda
the hardest part.
You already have agent, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so you just
This is the rhythm
of the night
You know what?
That could work.
I've never...
Oh, my God!
Love this song!
Yeah, you...
I have to dance, Greg.
Yeah, dude,
do what you gotta do.
God, come on!
Oh, no, no, no.
-Come on.
-Not me, not me.
I'm like the
goofiest dancer.
-You have to do it.
-No, please.
Don't worry, I'm great dancer.
Come on!
No.
Oh, my God.
What? Wow.
This is the rhythm
of the night
The night
Hey, do you need another?
Vodka soda?
Uh, yes, please, thank you.
Your friend is...
unique.
Yeah, yeah, he's uh...
That's a good word for it.
Dude, have I seen you
some place before?
I don't know. I uh,
I'm an actor.
I know, you're always at that uh,
Poquito Mas in the valley.
I'll tell you, next time,
next time you see me there
you should come over
and say hello.
or whatever.
Or you could just
give me a call.
My name is Amber.
Greg!
Come on, let go.
Just one...
This bar no good.
I guess we are going.
But uh, thank you anyways
for the drink.
Oh, yeah, this one's
on me, man.
Come on, this bar suck.
Okay, I should be uh,
Okay, yeah, all right.
-All right, bye. Bye.
-See you. Talk to you soon.
You're crashin'.
Come on, senator!
Stay with me.
I ain't losin' you tonight.
We're losing him.
God dammit!
Rule to my class are simple.
Work hard.
Show up on time.
Try not fall asleep, everybody.
Any question for a start?
It sounds like you're doing...
Am I hearing an accent?
Uh, no, no, what do you mean?
'Cause I'm hearing a kinda
eastern European accent.
Nah, that, uh, that's from
New Orleans.
Where? What?
New Orleans, you heard?
You know?
Where?
The Big Easy?
Oh, New Orleans!
I thought, I didn't know
what you were saying.
Okay, yeah, well...
Can we just try to
lose the accent?
Take it again.
The rules to the class
are simple.
Work hard.
Show up on time.
Try not to fall asleep.
Any question for a start?
Um, I think...
that about does her.
Well, I've been watching you.
Watching me?
I auditioned for that part.
That guy?
Yeah.
You're way more
attractive than that guy.
Yeah?
I'm back.
Tommy, hey!
Hey.
Who's this?
Uh, this is Amber,
who I was telling you about.
Oh, girlfriend.
Um...
I don't-I don't know, um...
Okay. Well, I don't have
time for this.
I'm very busy right now.
I have to change
really quickly and go.
Okay. Is-is everything all right?
Yeah, everything
great on my end.
You heard of
Konstantin Stanislavski?
Of course, yeah, he's like
the greatest acting
teacher of all time.
Yeah, and now he Tommy
acting teacher.
He seen something special
in me, you know, maybe
you know, I become big star.
So I have first
class this evening.
I'm pretty sure
Stanislavski's dead.
No, he not dead.
I just speak to him,
for your information.
What, you think I speak to ghost?
-No.
-No.
Maybe ghost real,
but I can't talk to them.
-Hey, no, Tommy, Tommy,
-Sorry.
-We're happy for you.
-I'm sorry.
That's exciting.
Okay, I let you know
how it is, babyface.
Maybe you can join me some day.
Maybe I will.
Not so busy.
Sorry.
Did he call you babyface?
Having girlfriend over,
watching Gilmore Girls.
Whatever.
Love...
is not love.
Which alters
when alteration finds.
Stop. Stop!
What e-uh, exactly
were you doing there?
Uh, this sonnet.
You know sonnet?
Yeah, I know what a sonnet is.
But I think what I'm asking is
to do that uh, here today?
I do the Shakespeare.
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