The Disaster Artist Page #4
Have you, uh, looked
at yourself?
Yeah, I see myself.
This is, no offense,
you have a malevolent
uh, presence.
You are a perfect villain.
I'm not scary guy.
I could see you as
Dracula, Frankenstein.
I'm not Frankenstein!
I'm trying to give
you a shortcut
to success.
Keep your shortcut
in your pocket.
Have you read any
Shakespeare?
I know all Shakespeare.
Well, The Tempest?
No.
You're Caliban.
Yeah? What he do?
He hero?
No, he's the ogre that
guards the island.
What's this "ogre"?
Ogre.
I am hero.
And you all
are villain.
Yeah, you laugh.
"Ha ha ha."
You know what?
That what villain do.
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dude, it's been a f***in' year.
You know what I mean? Like...
I did this uh, this HBO thing
where I'm like the second lead.
Things been going crazy.
Yeah, I know it seems that way.
This where sh*t f***in'...
Yeah, I know, you're gonna
take off after this.
This is like, you're goin', man.
I'm ha-I'm hap-you know
I'm happy for you, man.
What about you, though?
I've been-
I've been good, man.
You been workin'?
Yeah, I don't know, my
agents are saying it's
like kinda a slow season
or whatever, but...
No, there's never a slow season.
It's always sh*t workin'.
Do you like
call your agents everyday?
-Yeah, I mean...
-Where you start?
Fire that f***in'
spooky friend of yours.
That f***in' vampire-lookin'
motherf***er.
-It's like...
-Tommy?
Who is-who is he?
He's just-I don't know,
he's a friend.
-He's my roommate.
-'Cause he's f***in'...
You can't go anywhere
with that dude.
Hollywood's p*ssy dries up
when you walk in with this dude.
I... I... I...
They just f***in' clamp
shut like a f***in'...
Hollywood puts on a
f***in' chastity belt.
Did you see the
new, uh, Star Wars?
No, I heard it was incredible.
Unwatchable.
You want another drink?
-Hmm.
-Okay.
the Jar Jar Binks thing.
It's pretty thin.
And you know,
I don't know.
It doesn't really
get you that far.
It's like too much action,
like it never stops.
There's no story,
and it makes me pass out.
went and saw it recently.
Hi.
You big Hollywood
producer, right?
I see-I see you on TV.
Yeah, I'm Hoyer.
Nice to see you.
Tommy Wiseau.
Hi.
Nice to meet you, thank you.
Hi, young lady.
I don't wanna bullshit.
I don't wanna do none
of the bullshit.
I'm very talented.
And I have many good idea.
We're having dinner.
Okay, you don't walk up
to people's table and do this.
That's not how it works
in this business, okay?
What way? Tell me, I do it.
You can call my agency,
United Talent.
Send your resume to
United Talent Agency,
to David Kramer.
-That's how you--
-I show you that.
Okay?
To be!
Or not to be!
That is the question.
Whether nobler in mind!
Sir, I'm gonna need to
ask you to stop that.
Is this gentleman bothering you?
What the f*** do you think?
You don't like Shakespeare?
Sir, I need you to leave.
Wha-?
Okay, I do the Tennessee William
I don't want Tennessee Williams,
I don't want Shakespeare.
Stella!
Okay, now, we're
gonna--security!
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
-Security! No.
Sir, I'm gonna need you to leave.
Right now.
Come here.
Tommy?
Just because you want it
doesn't mean it can happen.
Okay?
It's one in a million, even
if you have Brando's talent.
It's not gonna happen for you.
Okay?
-But now, you have to go
-Well, maybe I...
Maybe...
I'm not saying maybe.
I'm saying not in
a million years.
But after that?
And not after.
I'm sorry.
I accept your apology.
Sorry.
Sorry, sir.
Is everything okay now?
Yeah, thanks for rushing over.
He made it through two
f***in' acts of Shakespeare.
Tommy?
Tommy.
Tommy.
Tommy, you okay?
You think I'm villain?
What?
This town, Greg.
They don't want me.
They don't understand me.
Maybe I don't have what it take.
Yeah, man,
I know what you mean.
-You do?
-Yeah.
My agent won't return
my calls, and...
all I hear is no
all day, every day, it's...
it's f***in' hard, man.
Nobody like me, Greg.
Nobody give me chance.
My whole life.
But hey, w-we can't give up, right?
I...
Maybe not worth it, Greg.
No, hey, Tommy, look at me.
Look at me.
When they told James Dean
he wasn't good enough,
did he listen to 'em?
-No.
-No.
No, f*** that.
All right, he kept fighting.
H-he showed them all. And...
that's what we're gonna do.
Remember?
All right, we said we were
gonna push each other.
Never give up on our dreams, right?
Come on.
I just don't know how, Greg.
I wish we could just
make our own movie.
That great idea.
It'll be great drama.
Like the Tennessee Williams.
So, there's this guy, Johnny.
A true American hero.
To be played by me.
He has it all.
Good look, good job,
many friends.
Greg?
How long is movie script?
And then this girl,
this beautiful girl...
she betray him.
But then, this Lisa
sleep with best friend.
We call best friend "Mark."
After Mark Damon from
"Talented Ripley Man."
And then this guy, Johnny,
he go crazy!
He decide to kill himself
in front of the world.
And then he show them all.
Ha ha ha.
That's great.
And also, maybe
Johnny is vampire.
We'll see.
Anything for my princess.
After everything
he do for everybody,
why would they do this to him?
My mind!
Can't think.
She was nice but real proud.
She was nice but real proud.
But it's real life.
People act so
strange these days.
Aaah!
You finished?
It's my masterpiece.
Tennessee Williams.
"The Room."
"The Room."
Nobody read it yet.
So today, you be first one.
Yeah, all right.
So read it.
Oh, you want me to
read it right now?
Yeah, what you think?
Okay. The Room.
I'll do anything for my girl.
Did you know that
chocolate is the symbol of love?
We can't do this anymore.
Anyway, how's your sex life?
I don't think she's
faithful to me.
Life gets complicated.
The unexpected happens.
In a few minutes, b*tch.
A lot of people
loved each other.
The world will be a
better place to live.
Done.
What you think?
I mean, it's great. That's...
I just-I can't-I can't believe it, man.
You-you did this!
And of course, you play Mark.
What? You want-you want me
to play Mark in this?
Hey, big role. Second lead.
Yeah, it's a huge role.
Are you-are you sure?
Well, you don't
wanna do it, fine.
Maybe Johnny Dapp available.
No, no, no, no. I want it!
I-I want the role. I'll take it.
It's like you said,
Hollywood reject us
then we do it on our own.
Wait, y-you have the
money to make this?
I have. Is no problem.
You're really gonna
make this thing?
No, Greg.
We are going to do it.
Together.
Awoo!
Aw-awooo!
And we're gonna have
everything you need.
We have a vast
assortment of lenses.
We've got cameras,
both digital and film.
Here's our facility owner.
Hey, Bill!
Come on over and meet
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