The Disaster Artist Page #5

Synopsis: When Greg Sestero, an aspiring film actor, meets the weird and mysterious Tommy Wiseau in an acting class, they form a unique friendship and travel to Hollywood to make their dreams come true.
Director(s): James Franco
Production: A24
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 25 wins & 71 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.5
Metacritic:
76
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
R
Year:
2017
104 min
Website
925 Views


Tommy and Greg.

These are the guys

I was telling you about.

-Oh, hi.

-How you doing, man?

Hey, hey, pleasure to meet you.

How long is the shoot?

As long as it take.

All right.

Uh, we just wanna

make it right, you know?

Well,

I think you're gonna find

everything you need here

at Birns and Sawyer.

Our rental packages

start at about--

Wait, wait, I stop you right there.

Okay.

We don't rent, we buy.

Is that not normal or?

Industry standard is

pretty much that you

would rent the equipment because

it's so prohibitively

expensive to own it.

Okay. I said no problem.

Okay, I guess we'll buy.

You wanna shoot 35 or HD?

Well, we'll shoot both on this film.

Digital and film?

But you'd need twice the crew,

uh, twice the equipment. I mean...

Hell, both--they're lit differently.

It's just not done.

I have vision.

Tommy, the pioneer, man.

He-- that's--

He wants to go outside the box.

It's what he does.

So what, we have deal or what?

Well, let's discuss.

Yeah, give us a minute,

you know, it's just...

you know, not normally

how we do business.

This is weird, who

buys equipment?

-Apparently, this guy.

-I don't know about these guys.

-If he has the money...

-Does he have the money?

How do we know

if he has the money?

We are a business,

we sell stuff.

-Let's sell it to him.

-Okay.

I have an idea.

Follow my lead.

-Do it.

-Okay, okay.

Great.

So...

We are able to sell you

all the equipment you need.

-Okay!

-There we go.

Now, you say yes.

And we're also...

willing to give it to you

at a reduced rate...

if you decide to shoot

here in our studio.

What do you think?

We shoot here?

We wanna be in business

with you, Tommy.

Okay, we make American movie

with American discount!

-Right?

-Perfect!

-Okay, that's a deal, right?

-Deal. Great.

-The character is Lisa.

-Okay.

Is she, you know, like

romantic or a scientist?

-Or is she...

-She is Lisa.

Okay.

Alright, now we do scene, okay?

Okay, okay, well, Johnny

should be here any minute.

Now you riding horse.

Okay, someone knock on door

while you riding horse.

Who is it?

It's like rain, like sexy rain.

So, I just wanna introduce

you to some people.

Raphael, he's one of our

most experienced DPs.

Uh, director of photography.

All right, DP.

This is Sandy Schklair.

He's a script supervisor

on how many, Sandy?

47 shows.

-Oh, wow! So many!

-47!

It's a lot of movies. Yeah.

I'm Lisa!

Oh, that like cowboy.

So, she's a bit of a cowboy?

No, you do like cowboy.

I'm Lisa.

I don't want cowboy,

you do like cowboy.

Are you cowboy?

-No.

Don't, just do the

opposite of that.

-Do the opposite?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, now you playing saxophone.

Am I still the cowboy?

No, just play saxophone.

Buurrp.

Amy does hair and makeup.

This is Safoya,

she does costumes.

Would she see my character

dressed like this?

Um, maybe we could get

rid of one of the belts?

What? No, no way!

It make my butt look good.

Okay.

Pretend I'm boyfriend.

Aaaah!

And what do you do?

You remember Bill?

You know Bill, come on.

I sold you the equipment.

-Yeah!

-Right.

Bill, I didn't know it was you.

And action.

I'm sorry, my darling.

No, start it over.

Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy.

Okay.

Good day, Mark!

I misseth you.

That was great!

Don't break character.

Is Johnny there?

Okay, everybody hired!

-Just like that?

-Yeah.

-Okay.

-That was easy.

You wanna like talk about the

vision of the movie though?

Don't worry, we have plenty of time.

We talk about all day.

As a script supervisor,

it would be really helpful

if I could look at the

script for the movie first.

Everybody want script.

Don't be greedy, okay?

What we do, it's a

little unconventional, and so...

Okay.

You're licking ice cream cone.

Okay, but it's really hot out,

so it's melting.

Oh, okay.

You better lick fast!

Oh, no, but now

it's like brain freeze!

It's too much at once!

-Yeah, get it all.

-Yeah!

-Get it all in there.

-Yeah, you gotta throw it all.

Is this a real movie?

I really wanna be in one.

No, stop. I don't make porno.

Okay.

I just do ice cream.

I could try it again.

Don't try again.

You know what?

You're hired.

Aw, thank you!

Can you feel it,

see it, hear it today?

If you can't,

then it doesn't matter anyway

You will never understand it

'cause it happens too fast

And it feels so good,

it's like walking on glass

You want it all

but you can't have it

Okay, everyone gather round.

Everyone gather round.

Come on, don't be shy.

Everyone, come in.

I need cast, crew...

Markus, Markus, come here.

Get in here.

This Markus, he does video

behind scenes. Okay?

Give me now, face,

and eyes, and-- for speech.

Yeah, do some movements

and stuff.

Okay! Today our

top of mountain day.

Today we take first steps

on a great journey.

After today, which one of

ourselves will ever be same?

This play work if chemistry

between character make sense.

Human behavior.

Betrayal.

It applies to all of us.

It's in ourselves.

You love someone.

What is love?

You need to have spirit, hope.

Be optimist.

But can you handle

all your human behavior

and behavior of others?

Right? Right, see

what I'm saying?

You don't wanna be good.

You wanna be great.

Okay, I have one announcement.

This um, is bathroom I spent

many dollars on this.

Is for me only,

director only, okay?

You know there's like a real

bathroom with like doors and

everything right-right there.

This real movie set here.

Real movie set, you know?

No Mickey Mouse stuff.

Copy that.

Okay, enough pet talk.

We make movie!

The Room!

Yeah, The Room!

Let's make a movie!

Okay, uh, let's see what

we got set up over here.

Great.

We do alley scene.

This set of the alley way

looks exactly like the real

alley way out there.

That's right. That's what we do

in Hollywood movie, right?

Well, why don't we just

shoot in the real alley way?

Because is real Hollywood movie.

No, yeah, sounds good.

Okay, we need other

camera right now.

-Right here next to this one.

-All right, yeah.

-Digital camera.

-Sorry 'bout that, yeah.

-Get the two cameras in.

-Let's go everybody, come on.

Let's go.

This is Denny and Chris-R.

Uh, what do I say?

Okay, we go over lines

Don't worry, don't worry.

You do the light,

I do with the actor, okay?

You play basketball here.

And this guy come over,

Chris-R come over...

gonna demand money. Okay?

Cocksucker motherf***er!

Five f***ing minutes!

Jesus Christ.

I'm gonna f*** you.

Okay? Good. Any questions?

Yeah, uh, h-h-how old is

my character supposed to be?

Like your age, like 15,

16-year-old boy.

Mm, I'm 26.

Same thing, okay?

You look great.

Okay, a-and, uh, sorry...

Can I call him Chris

instead of Chris-R?

Just, I don't know why.

No, his name Chris-R.

You call him Chris-R.

You cocksucking motherf***er!

My God, this guy monster.

F***! F***!

-Okay, we go!

-You got it.

And don't be Brando today.

You might hurt yourself.

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Scott Neustadter

Scott Eric Neustadter is an American screenwriter and producer. He often works with his writing partner, Michael H. Weber. The two writers wrote the original screenplays for Days of Summer and The Pink Panther 2. Days of Summer is based on two real relationships Neustadter had. more…

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