The Disaster Artist Page #5
Tommy and Greg.
These are the guys
I was telling you about.
-Oh, hi.
-How you doing, man?
Hey, hey, pleasure to meet you.
How long is the shoot?
As long as it take.
All right.
Uh, we just wanna
make it right, you know?
Well,
everything you need here
at Birns and Sawyer.
Our rental packages
start at about--
Wait, wait, I stop you right there.
Okay.
We don't rent, we buy.
Is that not normal or?
Industry standard is
pretty much that you
would rent the equipment because
it's so prohibitively
expensive to own it.
Okay. I said no problem.
Okay, I guess we'll buy.
Well, we'll shoot both on this film.
Digital and film?
But you'd need twice the crew,
uh, twice the equipment. I mean...
Hell, both--they're lit differently.
It's just not done.
I have vision.
Tommy, the pioneer, man.
He-- that's--
He wants to go outside the box.
It's what he does.
So what, we have deal or what?
Well, let's discuss.
Yeah, give us a minute,
you know, it's just...
you know, not normally
how we do business.
This is weird, who
buys equipment?
-Apparently, this guy.
-I don't know about these guys.
-If he has the money...
-Does he have the money?
How do we know
if he has the money?
We are a business,
we sell stuff.
-Let's sell it to him.
-Okay.
I have an idea.
Follow my lead.
-Do it.
-Okay, okay.
Great.
So...
We are able to sell you
all the equipment you need.
-Okay!
-There we go.
Now, you say yes.
And we're also...
willing to give it to you
at a reduced rate...
if you decide to shoot
here in our studio.
What do you think?
We shoot here?
We wanna be in business
with you, Tommy.
Okay, we make American movie
with American discount!
-Right?
-Perfect!
-Okay, that's a deal, right?
-Deal. Great.
-The character is Lisa.
-Okay.
Is she, you know, like
romantic or a scientist?
-Or is she...
-She is Lisa.
Okay.
Alright, now we do scene, okay?
Okay, okay, well, Johnny
should be here any minute.
Now you riding horse.
while you riding horse.
Who is it?
It's like rain, like sexy rain.
So, I just wanna introduce
you to some people.
Raphael, he's one of our
most experienced DPs.
Uh, director of photography.
All right, DP.
This is Sandy Schklair.
He's a script supervisor
on how many, Sandy?
47 shows.
-Oh, wow! So many!
-47!
It's a lot of movies. Yeah.
I'm Lisa!
Oh, that like cowboy.
So, she's a bit of a cowboy?
No, you do like cowboy.
I'm Lisa.
I don't want cowboy,
you do like cowboy.
Are you cowboy?
-No.
Don't, just do the
opposite of that.
-Do the opposite?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now you playing saxophone.
Am I still the cowboy?
No, just play saxophone.
Buurrp.
Amy does hair and makeup.
This is Safoya,
she does costumes.
Would she see my character
dressed like this?
rid of one of the belts?
What? No, no way!
It make my butt look good.
Okay.
Pretend I'm boyfriend.
Aaaah!
And what do you do?
You remember Bill?
You know Bill, come on.
I sold you the equipment.
-Yeah!
-Right.
Bill, I didn't know it was you.
And action.
I'm sorry, my darling.
No, start it over.
Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy.
Okay.
Good day, Mark!
I misseth you.
That was great!
Don't break character.
Is Johnny there?
Okay, everybody hired!
-Just like that?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
-That was easy.
vision of the movie though?
Don't worry, we have plenty of time.
We talk about all day.
As a script supervisor,
if I could look at the
script for the movie first.
Everybody want script.
Don't be greedy, okay?
What we do, it's a
little unconventional, and so...
Okay.
You're licking ice cream cone.
Okay, but it's really hot out,
so it's melting.
Oh, okay.
You better lick fast!
Oh, no, but now
it's like brain freeze!
It's too much at once!
-Yeah, get it all.
-Yeah!
-Get it all in there.
-Yeah, you gotta throw it all.
Is this a real movie?
No, stop. I don't make porno.
Okay.
I just do ice cream.
I could try it again.
Don't try again.
You know what?
You're hired.
Aw, thank you!
Can you feel it,
see it, hear it today?
If you can't,
then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it
'cause it happens too fast
And it feels so good,
it's like walking on glass
You want it all
but you can't have it
Everyone gather round.
Come on, don't be shy.
Everyone, come in.
I need cast, crew...
Markus, Markus, come here.
Get in here.
This Markus, he does video
behind scenes. Okay?
Give me now, face,
and eyes, and-- for speech.
Yeah, do some movements
and stuff.
Okay! Today our
top of mountain day.
Today we take first steps
on a great journey.
After today, which one of
ourselves will ever be same?
This play work if chemistry
between character make sense.
Human behavior.
Betrayal.
It applies to all of us.
It's in ourselves.
You love someone.
What is love?
You need to have spirit, hope.
Be optimist.
But can you handle
all your human behavior
and behavior of others?
Right? Right, see
what I'm saying?
You don't wanna be good.
You wanna be great.
Okay, I have one announcement.
This um, is bathroom I spent
many dollars on this.
Is for me only,
director only, okay?
You know there's like a real
bathroom with like doors and
everything right-right there.
This real movie set here.
Real movie set, you know?
Copy that.
Okay, enough pet talk.
We make movie!
The Room!
Yeah, The Room!
Let's make a movie!
Okay, uh, let's see what
we got set up over here.
Great.
We do alley scene.
This set of the alley way
looks exactly like the real
alley way out there.
That's right. That's what we do
in Hollywood movie, right?
Well, why don't we just
shoot in the real alley way?
Because is real Hollywood movie.
No, yeah, sounds good.
Okay, we need other
camera right now.
-Right here next to this one.
-All right, yeah.
-Digital camera.
-Sorry 'bout that, yeah.
-Get the two cameras in.
-Let's go everybody, come on.
Let's go.
This is Denny and Chris-R.
Uh, what do I say?
Okay, we go over lines
Don't worry, don't worry.
You do the light,
I do with the actor, okay?
You play basketball here.
And this guy come over,
Chris-R come over...
gonna demand money. Okay?
Cocksucker motherf***er!
Five f***ing minutes!
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna f*** you.
Okay? Good. Any questions?
Yeah, uh, h-h-how old is
Like your age, like 15,
16-year-old boy.
Mm, I'm 26.
Same thing, okay?
You look great.
Okay, a-and, uh, sorry...
Can I call him Chris
instead of Chris-R?
Just, I don't know why.
No, his name Chris-R.
You call him Chris-R.
You cocksucking motherf***er!
My God, this guy monster.
F***! F***!
-Okay, we go!
-You got it.
And don't be Brando today.
You might hurt yourself.
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