The Dramatics: A Comedy Page #4
Uh, my girlfriend.
Oh. Cool.
Really stoned.
- Right?
- Yeah, me too.
- Muchas gracias for the herbage.
- Yeah.
Appreciate that.
May Jah bless you on your journey.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Oh, hey, um...
Can I get your number?
Not for like a date or anything.
I'm starting
another improv group
and we wanted you
to be our coach.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Cool.
Cool.
- You're cold.
- Yeah.
- Wear my jacket.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay.
Sam, give her my jacket, please.
Oh, you...
I really don't need it.
Oh, all right.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Can I, can I have one?
You know,
women shouldn't smoke cigarettes.
I don't really.
It's really disgusting.
Here.
Open it.
Oh my god,
you're Bryan J. Macy.
- I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Don't worry about it. What's your name?
- Huge fan. I'm Eric.
- Hey.
Hey, game of chess,
I gotta tell you that, uh...
You know I wanted to
be a teacher,
but I was addicted to drugs
- Meant a lot to me.
- I'm sorry, man.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Thanks.
It means a lot.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
I desperately await
my punishment.
I desperately await
my punishment.
Eagerly.
Eagerly await my punishment.
- What's going on champ?
- Oh, hey, babe.
- What you got on there?
- Uh, Bryan gave it to me.
It's just I guess to work on
character stuff or something.
Is that what you're
wearing on the show?
Uh, I mean, not this exactly.
I was researching
corsets from that period
and this is actually
a little too modern.
But, yeah, something like this.
- Do you like it?
- Love it.
Oh, also, I woke up
to a text from Bryan
saying that he wants to have
us over to his house tonight
for a little dinner slash meet
and greet with the producers.
- Why?
It's just the writing. You know,
had a lot of breakthroughs yesterday
and, I mean,
gotta see them through.
Gotta strap myself to the beast.
I mean, you know how it is.
Uh, well, could you
just not be that late?
Life of an artist,
you know. It's tough.
I'm gonna try
and make it though.
I'll definitely try and be there.
What time is it?
- Eight.
- Eight. Ohh!
I'll make it work.
You submit a personal firearms
eligibility check application
along with 20 bucks and your ID.
Get that notarized and include
That's gonna take 38 to
120 days to come back.
Then you're gonna want to take
the personal handgun safety test
which is 30 questions...
I'm gonna go and cut
you off right there.
This all feels like a lot.
- You know what I mean?
- Uh...
Is there any way...
Would you kinda just like...
Bypass the red tape?
Uh, in what way?
What do you mean?
How can I put this?
You know, like in Taxi Driver,
when he goes and he meets
that guy in the hotel room.
And the guy's got all the
briefcases full of guns.
And he's like,
that's a .38 Magnum.
That's a snub nose.
I just sell high quality
goods to the right people.
Do you have any stuff like that?
Get out.
- Leave the store.
- Okay, I'm just gonna just...
Let me throw this one at you.
I'll give you $72 cash
up front for that shotgun,
no questions asked,
out the door.
Absolutely not.
Leave now.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you for seeing me last minute.
I am like
freaking out about this.
It's so much pressure.
You're like,
the only acting teacher I trust in LA.
Okay.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi. Aah!
So what can I do for you, Katie?
Uh, well, I told you in the email
I think that I got this part.
"Master...
The Master's Maiden."
The Master's Maiden.
Okay.
Which, you know...
I mean, that's gonna
be like huge.
Mm. What's huge about it?
- Yeah...
- Mm-hmm?
He's so...
Yeah. Totally.
Why do you think
you attracted this part
at this point in your life?
Maybe like, something about...
Being sexy?
Do you think you're sexy
enough to play this part?
I mean, I guess I am.
Or they wouldn't have cast me.
- Right?
- I don't know.
Uh, so yeah,
can we just go over some of the...
Love yourself.
Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Love... yourself.
I mean I do, pretty much.
Hey, yeah, hi. This is Paul.
Katie's boyfriend.
Hello? Hello?
Wait there.
Remember, okay, we are the last line
of defense for these poor villagers.
I look up
and, and I see this kid,
no more than six years old.
No shirt, no shoes,
running towards me
as fast as he can.
He's shivering...
- Hey.
- Mr Macy's not expecting you.
Uh, well, my girlfriend...
Look, you're not on the list,
I can't let you in.
All right, look.
I'm just gonna call her.
What am I gonna do?
I can leave this, this child.
And I remembered where I am.
Lieutenant's yelling at me,
"Come on, come on!"
Gotta get back
on the helicopter.
So I-I-I grabbed this child
up in my arms
and I...
I run for the helicopter,
and all of a sudden, just pop!
His head explodes.
How...
F***ing voice mail, dude.
Damn it! Look.
I get it. You're here to protect Bryan
from like crazy stalkers and sh*t.
I'm not that.
I wouldn't be here
if my girlfriend wasn't doing
to be honest with you.
Not even a fan
of Bryan J. Macy.
Actually think he's
kind of a hack.
Still not gonna let you in.
Yeah. Well,
I'm gonna go then.
between life and death was thin.
But it took that moment
for me to know
there is no line at all.
Wow.
That is so powerful, Bryan.
Yeah. It is.
Aah!
- The f***!
- Paul?
Hey.
Sorry, I'm sorta breaking into your house,
Bryan J. Macy. Uh...
Your guy wouldn't let me in.
Katie wasn't
picking up her phone.
Oh, I'm sorry.
My phone, it was inside.
It's cool, babe.
- Cool tiny bridge, man.
- Hey, what the f***...
Dennis, Dennis, it's okay.
It's all right. He can stay.
Hey, I'm sorry I went
behind your back, man.
- Yeah, man.
- Thank you.
He's a good guy and...
He just wouldn't let me in. I'm sorry.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Hey.
So, Paul, Bryan.
Bryan, Paul.
Nice to meet you.
No big deal
'cause you're here now.
just be people from the show.
What's that?
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh, man.
Gotta watch out
for this guy, huh?
Okay.
- Anybody hungry?
- Hmm.
- Go inside.
- What're you drinking? Apple...
- Appletini.
- You don't... Okay.
- That's cool.
- Bryan made it.
I trip, I looked down.
It's this guy's foot.
He's been curled up underneath
one of the desks at the preschool
whacked out of his mind
on drugs...
been the other two days.
Parents didn't know
that he was doing...
- This was his process you know.
- ...drugs,
So we're like, get him in the
wardrobe and get him in the scene.
- Right.
- I said, "Bryan, get up.
We got work to do here.
Come on, let's do the scene."
- What does he say?
- What does he say?
He says, "My name is Chester."
- Like, the guy is still in charac...
- Character.
- Yes!
- Wow!
- Big time.
- And disappeared.
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