The Dramatics: A Comedy Page #3

- No, it takes you back.

Don't be sorry,

dude. Okay?

I'm glad that you guys hooked up.

I think it's awesome.

You can even probably say that I'm

kinda stoked that you guys hooked up.

We all need lovin'.

Right? We're all human.

I wasn't around back then.

I'm glad you were to give it to her, okay?

'Cause, hey,

what are you gonna do?

Not hook up with somebody on

the closing night of ooboo qua?

You know what I mean?

After she did a sexy pole dance?

Are you kidding me?

In New York City?

Sexiest city in the whole world.

It's awesome.

I'm so, I'm so...

I'm so pumped that you

guys hooked up that night.

- Yeah.

- - Awesome.

Great.

When I'm acting,

um, I'm the character.

Character's me.

- There's no difference.

- Hmm.

- I don't get into character.

- Hmm.

There is no process of

approaching the character.

And there is no process of removing

myself from the character.

Transcendent words

from a transcendent man.

- Bryan J. Macy...

- What are you looking at?

- My pleasure.

- Nothing.

And now...

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Just... whatever.

Okay.

You know,

you still haven't said congratulations.

This is a huge job for her.

You need to support your girl.

I know, man.

It's just...

Just so far away.

So long.

All right, that all may be true

but I don't think that's

what's really bothering you.

What're you talking about?

Your girlfriend is

playing Lucy Brighton

in The Master's Maiden

where she plays the maiden

who's taken on a long journey

into the depths

of sexual ecstasy.

Where the lines of pleasure

and pain are blurred.

- You read the book?

- Five times.

Look, I get it.

It must be weird.

Uh, I don't know.

I've never dated an actress.

It's weird.

Plus it's pay cable so she'll have

to show her b*obs a whole bunch.

Right?

I mean, it's like

basically porn.

Why is she agreeing to do this?

Master's Maiden is not porn.

It's beautiful.

You should read it.

I'm good.

Okay, look. I understand that on a

primal level, this must be hard.

You know, thinking of

the woman you love,

being physical with another man,

even if it is just acting.

But think about her.

Put yourself in her shoes.

She's gonna be

freaking out right now.

With her body issues,

and what not.

Come on, man,

the last thing she needs

is her boyfriend making her

feel like she's a whore.

That's my two cents.

Oh boy, she's up.

She's up. She...

What's all this?

Congratulations, Katie.

Me and Loafie made this.

Thanks, babe.

That's so sweet.

I'm sorry for how I reacted.

You're a beautiful, sexy woman

and you deserve to embrace that.

You should dive into

this experience.

I'm gonna be right there

with you. Okay?

- I want to be the man who supports you in this.

- Okay.

- Thanks.

- Mm-hmm.

- Thanks. I love you.

- I love you too.

- You smell good.

- Thanks.

- That is so sweet.

- You smell good.

Hey!

I'm dominating you.

What?

I'm the master.

I'm dominating you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe,

I can't hear what you're saying.

You know, like, like Master's Maiden.

I'm the mast... never mind.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Now I get it. Babe,

I just couldn't hear you.

No, I'm sorry.

Forget it.

What? No. No. It's great.

You can be the master.

- No.

- Yeah. Come...

Babe, you're the master.

You're dominating me.

- Don't patronize me.

- I'm... Babe, I'm not.

I'm not. I'm just

a fragile little girl

that's helpless under

your domineering power.

I need you to keep

dominating me.

Seriously.

It's turning me on.

Fine. I'll keep

dominating you.

Okay.

Dominating you.

Take me again.

I got another one in me.

Before the lark sings,

dear god, take me again.

It's from the script.

Isn't that beautiful?

I love that line.

Do you wanna

do it again, though?

I should work out.

Okay.

Mm.

Bryan J. Macy wants to

get together tonight

and discuss character stuff.

Oh, yeah?

That's awesome.

- Isn't that insane?

- Yeah.

Oh, wait,

it's your show tonight.

That's okay. I mean, you know,

obviously this is more important.

I love coming to your shows.

You're very sweet.

But babe, you've gotta go.

- You're the best.

- I know that.

- Thanks for understanding.

- Yeah.

Gotta spoil my girl.

- My god!

- What?

What am I going to wear?

Oh, Jeez.

The toughest decision

of all, huh? Okay.

You may not care about yourself,

but maybe you will talk,

If I promise not to

hurt your girlfriend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa

whoa, whoa, whoa!

Girlfriend?

Who said, who said girlfriend?

I-I feel like we're

just kinda hanging out.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

Wow!

It's so beautiful here.

Yeah. Yeah.

I wish I was a boat.

Maybe then I'll feel

still inside.

Every time I get back on land,

the restlessness returns.

I love that you sail.

What a powerful thing to do.

It's like... Wrestle with the

wind and the ocean like that.

I have these moments

when I'm out on the boat.

You find a line,

you get locked into it,

everything else just fades away.

Wow.

I need you to let go.

- Of what?

- Of everything.

Nothing can come in between us.

Not right now.

I agree.

My god,

you're so beautiful.

Bryan, I-I should

tell you.

I have a boyfriend...

That I live with.

I think that's wonderful.

Brother, Jackson.

Good show, man.

Nice, what you got going here.

- Oh, what's your name?

- - Seriously?

- Take it easy.

- How's it goin'?

- Hey. Good show.

- Hey.

- Thank you.

- It's Abigail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, I've seen you

perform like, three times.

- You're amazing.

- Thank you.

So, I'm sorry about

the other day in class

with that whole sexy,

how-do-I-pay-my-rent scene.

So embarrassing.

And you were totally right.

I just don't want you to think

I'm like a slut or anything...

No, no, no, no, no... I...

That's totally my fault.

I was just going through like

weird personal sh*t, you know.

But like, definitely

don't worry about it.

- Okay? You're doing great.

- Thanks.

Um, well, I know

that technically I'm like

your student or whatever,

so maybe this is weird.

But I have a lot

of weed in my car

and no one to smoke it with.

Is there any chance you want

to come smoke some with me?

Jump by Kriss Kross and Jump

Around by House of Pain.

Mm-hmm -

'92 was the year for jumping songs.

End of story.

Yeah, but like, in '83,

you had Jump for My Love

The Pointer Sisters, the greatest

grouping of musicians ever born.

- Oh, yeah?

- Heck, yeah.

And Jump by Van Halen.

- So, can't sleep on '83.

- Ah, very true.

- Fresh greens?

- Cool. Thanks.

Mm.

I probably shouldn't

tell you this

'cause I don't want you to think I'm like,

a stalker or whatever

but I have seen like

every one of your videos.

- Oh, yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

Cool. Thanks.

There's some clunkers in there.

Well, I like them.

- That odd?

- Yeah.

Oh! And I love

that web series you did

like, with a girl about a

couple moving in together.

- Mm-hmm.

- Who's that girl with you? She looks so familiar.

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