The DUFF Page #5
Let's see.
Oh, yeah, what about this one?
This is a good one.
That was Florida.
Seems like a long time ago.
- Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy.
- Yeah, well, I was.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
This girl's gonna
have the flirties rolling in.
Well, we'll see.
This is all so new for me.
Well, it seems like we're both
trying new things, then.
What I'm talking about is a good,
old-fashioned crush on a boy.
- Yeah, his name is Toby.
- Toby.
Yeah, I was kind of having trouble
getting him to notice me,
so I've brought on a sensei.
Wesley Rush.
Wesley Rush?
- From next door?
- Okay.
Honey, why don't you just go
to Jess and Casey?
You always trust their advice.
I just thought I'd branch out.
Okay.
Actually, I mean,
what had happened was, I was at...
Was this sensei thing your idea?
- Yeah, but I...
- Good.
That means you're being mentally
tough and making decisions.
That's what half of my last book
was about.
When you become proactive,
your problems become subtractive,
and then good things
are bound to happen.
Wow, okay.
Little of the old proactive, subtractive.
Got it. I'll remember that
if you remember no more duck face.
- No duck head.
- Duck face.
Oh, I got a flirty.
Mazel tov, Dottie.
Do you know what you're wearing
for homecoming yet?
Because I can't find anything.
Do you think short, long?
What do you think?
Despite missing my ex-best friends,
my mom was right.
I could sense that good things
were about to happen.
Come on.
- It's been two weeks. This is crazy.
- I know.
Toby Tucker,
I've loved you for a long time.
- Mr. Tucker.
- Wes.
Oh, my God. Big, fat ass.
Big, fat ass.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
At least it only has six views.
Oh, Toby, don't stop.
Don't stop.
I wanna be your wife.
How do we look together?
How do we look together?
- The most beautiful couple?
- My God.
Is that Bianca Piper?
Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible.
I would hate it if that was me
and people saw this.
- I should totally forward this.
- Me too.
- Viral?
- Viral.
Oh, Toby.
Did you read the comments on that video?
Yeah. It says, "That mannequin
just made out with a five."
Oh, my God, he called her a five.
"Bianca Piper's ass
means the terrorists have won."
I feel bad for Toby.
"Flash mob hump session
on Toby at 3:
30"?- He's gotta be so embarrassed.
- His senior year is going to suck.
They do not clean those mirrors.
- Oh, that is awful.
- Whatever.
Listen, she's the one
that ended things with us, Jess.
- I love your eyes, they're so...
- Just make that go away.
- Toby...
- Casey, shut the site down now.
Okay, fine.
Oh, my...
You know Bianca well. Do you think
she'd put this up to get attention?
Not likely.
Don't we just look so cute together?
Problem solved.
Solved my ass.
This school, this entire school,
Do you know what that means?
That means retaliation videos.
Comments, likes, tweets, memes,
and whatever the hell else they do
to each other nowadays.
It's like a prison yard out there.
Look, don't you think you're
overreacting just a little bit?
Have you not seen Dateline?
- What?
- Nothing.
Look, having had experience
in this area,
I think we gotta deal with this
in a way that's private and sensitive.
Yes, yes, we do not negotiate
with terrorists.
That is the opposite
of what I just said.
Attention, students.
The halls of our prestigious institution
have been compromised
by the stench of cyber bullying.
It is the stench of ones and zeroes,
and electronic hardware probably
manufactured somewhere in China.
But these "YOLO terrorists"
will not be tolerated.
Malloy High will now be put
- That's right.
- Each student will be required
to turn in their phones to teachers
and retrieve at the end of the day
until we have gotten
to the bottom of this.
No more phone.
Oh, can you hear me now, jerks?
There will be no Vine,
no Flickr, no Tumblr,
no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu,
- Just say no Internet, we get it.
- No Grindr,
no WhatsApp, no Instagram,
no Pinterest, no wiki anything.
That is all.
Fight on, Blue Devils.
Oh, and remember, it gets better.
- What?
- You heard him.
Drop them in the box.
You can pick them up
after school, maybe.
God, I've waited a long time for this.
All of them, Robert.
All of them.
Thank you.
What's that buzzing I hear?
Dick.
That's gross.
Oh, I don't think he meant me too.
Hit "send," drop.
When I went to high school in the '90s,
we didn't have emoticons.
We had actual facial expressions.
Look into it.
What's up, narc?
Not only was I the school's
most famous DUFF,
I was now the least-liked person in it.
- Thanks for destroying my life.
- I just thought of something funny,
and now nobody's gonna know.
Hope you're happy.
These are useless.
It could not have gotten worse.
Oh, wait.
Of course, it could.
Yeah, Matt and I,
last cup, boom, hit it.
You happy now?
Is this one of your lessons?
Hey, dummy humper, I found you
a new boyfriend in health class.
This is Toby too.
What do you think?
Oh, Toby.
Oh, just give it to me, Toby.
Oh, just a little pinch right there.
Just... Oh, he's dirty.
Oh, he's going to town on me, Toby.
- Oh, Toby.
- Are you gonna do anything?
You're my special little Toby.
I can take you home with me.
B*obs look good. New bra?
Thanks a lot.
Oh, peaches and pears.
- Can I have peaches and pears?
- Okay.
Hey, Bianca, it's Wesley.
Hey, look, I just...
I wanted to say that...
Can I come in?
I deserved that.
Here.
I promise, I didn't
send the video, okay?
I overheard Madison bragging about it
to her friends.
I mean, the angles weren't even
from where I was sitting.
Why is your hand messed up?
Well, you're not the only one
running around punching people today.
No one else sees that video.
Tell everyone.
I don't know that many people.
Well, make some more friends
and tell them.
What?
Thanks.
I've never had anybody
go on a punching spree for me before.
Well, don't get used to it.
Now there's rumors going around
I'm on 'roids.
- Aren't you?
- Well, irregardless...
- Not a word.
- Well, irregardless of that...
- Oh, my God.
Wes, the dress?
You didn't have to do this.
the DUFF, okay?
That was stupid.
- We good?
- We're good.
Thank you.
You know what's not good
is I saw Toby today.
I think I'm just gonna, like,
write him a really long letter
just apologizing profusely
and, you know, maybe send him
an Edible Arrangement.
Stop, stop. Edible Arrangement?
Look, you don't have to apologize
for anything, okay?
- Step six...
- Let's let the steps go.
Step six:
just own it. Grow some balls.Tell him you know the video sucks,
but you're into him, and to deal with it.
And if he's still weird, he's a jackass.
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