The DUFF Page #8
Take me on this table right now.
What's up? Oh, California roll?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just really
feeling this sushi.
It's really...
It's doing something to me.
Yeah. Well, thanks.
No, like I said, it's the poetry
of the chord progression
intertwining with the poetry
of the lyrics.
It's like two people in love.
Yeah, like a midget jerking it.
Yeah, funny. Actually,
that kind of reminds me of a song
that I wrote a few weeks ago.
I could play it for you later
if you like.
- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah, totally.
You know, I've been working
on a poem myself.
There once a boy named Toby Tucker
Bianca Piper just wished he would...
Okay, I think
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
Where is it?
What are you doing to me out there?
What...? You're not into Wesley,
are you?
You bet your ass, you are.
Who's number one in your brain?
- No. Get out.
- This guy. This guy is.
- Yeah.
- Get out.
Okay, you've
gotta pull it together, okay?
Toby Tucker is gonna play you a song,
and you're gonna love it.
Here we go.
Are you okay? Little cold?
I'm a little chilly, yeah.
Oh, hang on.
There you go. Better?
Yeah, definitely. Thanks.
So here's the song.
- Be gentle. I'm still working on it, so...
- Okay.
Baby, you set my soul on fire
And, girl, you are my heart's desire
Don't you know it's true
In everything we do
I just want it to be
The two of us
I don't know exactly how to rhyme that.
- Oh, no. It's so good, though.
- Thank you. I think it's great.
I mean, I've been working on it
for a little bit, so...
But enough about me.
I mean, how have you been,
after that video came out?
It's been a little tough.
A lot of people... A lot of people saw it.
I don't know.
To be honest,
the saddest part about it is that...
I kind of got into a fight
with my best friends, and...
Jess and Casey?
Yes, Jess and Casey.
And I don't know,
it's, like, my fault pretty much.
I kind of wanna reach out,
but I'm not really sure
- what I should do about it, and...
- You should talk to them.
I mean, they seem like really caring,
understanding people, so...
Sorry, are you friends with them?
Yeah, Jess is in my drama class
and I have trig with Casey.
Oh, yeah. You know...
I mean, Jess is, like,
an amazing actress.
And dancer.
- And dresser.
- Okay.
And Casey, she's, like,
this, you know, fiery Latina.
You know, caliente, you know.
Yeah, she's very spicy.
But, you know, I'm not really friends
with them right now, so...
Is it intimidating?
What?
Being friends with...
And it's rare that I point this out,
because I do not subscribe to
the American ideal of feminine beauty.
But such powerful women?
Oh, no. No, no, no.
A friend of mine was wondering,
do they have dates to
the homecoming dance next weekend?
I tried to keep my composure, but...
Are you DUFFING me?
Excuse me?
You are.
This is a DUFF.
You're using me to try
to get closer to Jess and Casey,
because you think that
I'm approachable, aren't you?
Okay, look, when you said
that we should hang out Friday,
I thought you were hinting
that they were gonna be here.
Like, I thought that you were saying
that they were into me.
I can't... I can't even believe this.
I can't believe for five seconds
I thought that...
- Bianca, Bianca.
- What?
Can I have my sweatshirt?
Okay, you know what?
Here, you can have it.
Oh, hell, no.
Mr. Sushi?
- The song was mine.
- Yeah.
I'm not surprised,
because it was a piece of sh*t.
And so are you. Have a nice night.
- Hello?
- Wes, it's Bianca.
Just kidding. It's my voice mail.
Wes, it's Bianca.
So it turns out that Toby's
been DUFFING me the whole time.
And I've just been thinking
about some stuff, and I just...
I'd really like to talk to you, okay?
Call me back.
Hey, I got your message.
Yeah, forget about it. Just go home.
Look, I'm sorry about Toby.
Okay? He's an idiot.
You know, I saw you and Madison.
- Okay.
- You were at my special place.
You know, that's my Think Rock.
You said I could use it.
Not as a Motel 6, Wes.
You were on a date with Toby.
Are you seriously mad at me right now?
I thought we were friends.
Come on, we're not friends.
You know, people like you don't hang out
with people like me, you know?
That's just the way it is.
Football guys, they date hot chicks.
And people like me don't date anybody.
I don't know why I thought
it could be different.
What are you talking about?
B, this isn't you.
Please, Wes, you're embarrassed
to be seen with me at school.
Okay?
It's just...
This was an experiment, and it worked
for you and it didn't work for me,
so let's just forget it, okay?
- B...
- Please, just go home.
So, what does homecoming mean to me?
The word "homecoming" itself
conjures up feelings
of warmth and comfort.
High school offers me none of that.
I know some people will tell you
that homecoming is about celebrating,
but to the majority of kids in school,
it's just another night
where you feel pressure
to find the perfect date,
the perfect outfit,
and have the perfect evening.
Come Monday morning,
it's back to reality.
I don't know about you,
but I'm happy to sit this one out.
I didn't regret hitting "send,"
but I did regret how I left things
with Jess and Casey.
So all of this because of some word?
It didn't feel like
just some word to me.
I think deep down I've always known
you guys were prettier than me,
and I felt like I couldn't
talk to you about it
because you wouldn't understand what
it felt like to be your schlumpy friend.
But, you know, you're wrong,
because we all have our insecurities.
The point is, we're a team.
If anything, we're kind of chumps
in comparison to you.
Okay, now you went too far.
You had me and then you lost me.
Oh, no, she's right, B.
You are by far the smartest one
of the three of us.
You're loyal, you're funny.
And we can't be Bianca,
Jess and Casey without Bianca.
Thanks.
Okay, you know what?
Tonight how about we ditch our dates
and have a girls' night?
- Done.
- What? No, no way.
Guys, it's homecoming.
You're definitely going.
I just... I can't see Wes.
Or Toby. Or anyone, for that matter.
Just let me stay here and lie
amongst the pizza a little longer.
- Absolutely not.
- Mom.
- You're listening at the door again?
- Yes, I was. This is juicy stuff.
Now it all makes sense.
Mom, I've been through
all of your stages, okay?
I am already at the fifth
and final stage:
acceptance.Honey, forget about the five stages.
I have got some real advice for you.
We're gonna call it stage 11.
Yeah, it's sort of acceptance plus,
where you realize who you are,
you accept it,
and then you... turn it up to 11.
Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson?
No, Spinal Tap.
The movie, Spinal Tap.
"This one goes to 11."
Let's stop.
All right, honey, you're a weirdo.
Fine, own it.
Be the best weirdo you can be.
You have spent the last month
worrying so much
about what other people think about you.
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