The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! Page #7

from some man...

changing her cake decorations.

But Daisy didn't have it that way

to begin with.

- Did you recognize his voice?

-Just some Yankee.

Well, that must just be

the way she wants it, Sara Jane.

Hey, thanks for calling. Bye.

[LUKE LAUGHING]

Daisy is still planning her wedding.

Somehow, she's got the kidnappers helping.

Man. she must be driving them crazy.

- Having them run errands for her.

-Bringing her stuff back from town.

- They gotta go to town.

-They gotta go to town.

BALLADEER:

So the boys watched all the places...

...that'd have anything

to do with putting on a wedding.

There was only one bakery,

just one dry-goods store...

...and a general store

had everything for a wedding...

...including invitations

and shotgun ammunition.

Hey, Bo. One of those old boys

from the bar fight...

...just went in the dry-goods store.

Either he's shopping for Daisy

or he's taking up Home Ec.

I'll check it out, Enos.

- Hi, Bo.

-Howdy, miss.

Bo, get. He's coming.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

- Come on, Bo, let's go.

-Calm down, we're not in any hurry.

LUKE:
What do you mean?

-Well, we know where they're going.

LUKE:
What are you talking about?

ENOS:
Where?

- Look what I found up under the wheel well.

ENOS:
What's that?

- Lint.

LUKE:
The old cotton mill.

Yeah, you got it.

MAN 1:

All right, I took care of it.

MAN 2:

Give you the key?

- Come on.

-Yeah, yeah.

The old cotton mill.

it's been closed for years.

They got enough firepower there

for the Hatfields and McCoys.

BO:
We're supposed to go

in there and rescue Daisy...

...in the middle of a race, right?

Think how surprised they'll be.

BALLADEER:
Friends, there's fixing to

be more curves than a bucket full of snakes.

BALLADEER:
So the boys did

a right smart amount of thinking...

...then laid it out for Enos and Cooter.

All right, y'all know

that the moonshine racecourse...

...goes half on the road, half cross-country.

As long as you pass each checkpoint...

...it doesn't matter what route you take

to get from one to another.

So that means we can leave the course...

...go rescue Daisy

and still get back in the race.

- Exactly.

-How many guards y'all figure at the mill?

The same ones as at the Boar's Nest.

We already whupped up on them.

I figure that's one thing

we got in our favor.

And what happens at the mill?

That's the fun part.

What do you mean, switch cars?

After Kam clears the first checkpoint

he pulls into the woods...

...you meet him there with this.

Later, you meet him at the last checkpoint

at U.T. Road and he finishes in your car.

In case they check the engines

at the finish line.

You see, with this engine, we'd forfeit.

No, hey, I never agreed

to no switching cars.

That's the car we bought you.

Now, you do want Double Zero

back in one piece, right?

Right.

Good.

We'll be in touch.

If he only knew what else we got cooking

for the Dukes.

MAX:

Now what's the matter, Clint?

ROSCO:

Mama Jo, I was just thinking, you know.

I know nothing's gonna go wrong.

but I was just wondering...

...if there happened to be a little flaw

in this law...

...you're still gonna build that park

in the swamp.

Sure, of course I would.

Well, see, the Hazzard folks,

they could use that.

Well, you stop worrying

your handsome head about that, partner.

Well, that's a--

[RYKER GROANS]

What's that?

Soil samples for construction tests.

Don't you remember?

We gathered them when you took us

to the swamp site?

Now, don't you worry, Clint.

- Everything is in the bag.

-Yes, sir, in the bag.

[BABBLING]

BALLADEER:
Meanwhile, the wedding plans

was cooking like a Tennessee barn burning.

Miss Hazel called everybody to pick

up their patterns and materials...

...and that was that. Slicker than eloping.

And by choosing this fabric,

it's lighter and it doesn't wrinkle so much.

- Oh, that is perfect. It's really pretty.

-Yeah?

But how will the bridesmaids' dresses

be ready by Saturday?

Oh, a Hazzard gal can buy the material

and the pattern, do her nails and her hair...

...and be in the dress

when the fella picks her up that night.

[CHUCKLES]

I'm so sorry your mother won't see you

in your wedding dress.

My mother missed all my weddings.

And she's alive.

DAISY:
Mama Max...

-Yes?

I was wondering...

...would you be in my wedding?

Me?

Do you mean it?

I never knew my mother...

...and I miss her now more than ever.

But after all your help, well,

I'd be proud if you'd stand in her place.

Oh.

Oh, my dear.

I have always dreamed of planning

my daughter's wedding...

...only I never had a daughter.

I-- Yes.

[GIGGLING]

Oh, Daisy, we are gonna have

a wonderful wedding.

Some guy named MoJo just showed up

with his gang of gorillas.

Said you sent for him.

Show him in.

What's going on, Mama?

You'll see.

MAX:

MoJo.

Hello, Mama.

Ryker, meet MoJo and the boys.

Extra insurance in case the Dukes

try something stupid.

Come on in.

BALLADEER:

The big day finally dawned...

...and never had Hazzard seen

so much going on at once.

Everyone was all head up about

the old-fashioned fashion moonshine race...

...between General Lee and Double Zero.

For the first time

anyone could remember...

...most folks was betting against

General Lee.

They were setting up for the end of the race

and Daisy's wedding.

Her bridesmaids were all gussied up

and ready to go...

...and next to that

was the rattlesnake-chili cook-off...

...where folks were real excited

because all the judges were still alive.

And unbeknownst to everybody,

Mama's boys were working on a surprise...

...for the Duke boys along the route.

Now, y'all pay attention.

Back at the mill, Daisy was hoping her con

had allowed the boys to figure out...

...where she was.

At the Tough Person fight,

poor Bertha Jo and Bubba were the finalists.

Friends, it was heart-rending.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[MOTOR REVING]

BO:

Rock and roll.

JESSE:
Bring him home, boys.

LUKE:
Yes, sir.

Listen up, all y'all. Keep the hammer down

but watch it on the jumps.

Hey.

[MOTOR REVING]

[GUNSHOT]

BALLADEER:

The fun began.

You see, being a moonshine race,

the loaders had to load boxes of water...

...as if it was moonshine.

First to load was first away.

Bo, give me a hand.

Great.

MAN:

Let's go.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

BALLADEER:

So the Dukes was off to a bad start.

And poor Daisy was still working

on her dress...

...and wondering if there was gonna be

a rescue for her wedding.

All right. Let's go.

BALLADEER:
And at the Tough Person

Contest, the very worst had happened.

You see, Bertha Jo and Bubba were gonna

have to fight for the championship.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[BELL RINGING]

Fight.

BALLADEER:
Double Zero had

to be well ahead of the Dukes...

before the first checkpoint

for Mama Max's plan to work.

And they were.

Bo, look out.

BALLADEER:
They just thought

they was off to a bad start.

BALLADEER:

Y'all wanna see that again?

Watch.

Bo, look out.

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