The Dukes of Hazzard Page #8

how anybody else will.

That's okay, I got an idea!

Well, I'll see you on the other side.

Give me

your goddamn driver's license.

What license?

What are we waiting on, judge?

Let's finish this thing.

Well, I guess it's that time.

I just can't believe

that nobody wants to object.

All those in favor

of the strip-mining ordinance?

- They're gonna strip-mine Hazzard?

- Damn straight.

- How can they do that?

- Don't worry, we're about to stop them.

All those opposed?

What the hell is that?

Who locked that door?

- Oh, man, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.

- Your Honor!

I think we got some people who might

like to object to this strip-mining issue.

Okay, all those opposed

to the strip-mining ordinance?

This court hereby declares that the

strip-mining ordinance is dismissed.

Thank you much. Thank you, Boss.

Hi, how y'all?

She might be a little low on gas.

Take that.

Were you really gonna strip-mine

Hazzard, Mr. Hogg?

I was thinking about it.

- Out of the way.

- Step aside, please.

Excuse me, ma'am.

- Get your hands up.

- People, move back.

Hands up, hands up.

Okay. Looks like the party's over.

Damn right it is.

As long as I'm a county commissioner...

...for the great state of Georgia,

you two are gonna rot...

...in the penitentiary. Cuff him.

Let them go!

Let them go!

Excuse me, Rick Shakely. I think

the governor has a statement to make.

- Well, hot dog.

- I do?

Yes, sir. You wanted to comment

on how these boys...

...are the heroes

for saving Hazzard County.

- That's right, governor!

- Come on, governor!

Certainly, certainly.

As you know, I've always been

a great friend to the environment.

And these boys,

they're environmental heroes!

And because they're heroes, you're

gonna pardon them for all their crimes?

Moreover, as governor,

I hereby pardon these boys...

...of any and all offenses against

the great state of Georgia. Go Dogs!

Governor? I wanna thank you

for pardoning me too.

- Pardon you for what?

- For this.

Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too.

Here's to Hazzard County's

real favorite sons.

The day had been saved, as they say.

Hazzard was put back the way it was.

Boss Hogg had some explaining to do.

And the Dukes got their farm back

and celebrated...

... with a good old-fashioned

pig-picking barbecue.

Hey, Billy. Daisy, I think

you ought to get up there and sing.

- Oh, no. I only sing in the shower.

- I'll get the water running.

- Let's get Uncle Jesse to do it.

- Good idea.

Pauline, where's Uncle Jesse?

We want him to sing a song.

I think I might know where he is.

An apple?

An apple a day

will keep the doctor away, darling.

Come on, Jesse,

they want you to sing.

- Real refreshing.

- They are, aren't they?

It feels like old times again.

Yeah, except for now we don't

gotta worry about Bo finding out.

I swear you're the most beautiful thing

I've ever seen.

- You're sweet.

- Yeah.

I would really like to give you

a bath later.

Clean you up real nice.

Would you like that?

- I'd like that.

- Yeah. Yeah.

Don't worry about her. She's crazy.

Hey there, Laurie.

You forgot to make your delivery

this week, Luke Duke.

- Go, Bo, go.

- Luke, you man-whore.

You get back here, you bastard!

See y'all later.

Okay, this is A-camera marker.

- Actually, she's my cousin.

- That don't make a difference to me.

Hell, long as she's your sister.

What the f*** did I just say?

Don't you know you're not supposed

to wear white after Labor Day?

- Come on, cut that out.

- Seann.

Do I need to mark this thing?

It's called common markers.

I wonder if Richard Burton

ever had to do that.

What the f***?

That's the kiss you guys are having?

What the f***?

I'm a total f***ing moron.

- It gets longer and longer, doesn't it?

- Come on.

How these boys are the heroes for...

Oh, my Lord.

Every time I look at her titties,

she loses her line.

- I love it except for the hair in your eyes.

- I know.

- How's my hair?

- Okay.

How'd you miss that?

- Gonna take your hands off the wheel?

- He showed me his balls.

Sorry. Okay, okay. We'll do it again.

Okay, keep going.

For your...

- Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus. "

- Heinous.

For your heinous crimes.

Have you been running this

around the clock, Uncle Jesse?

Did I say "sh*t" or "hell" that time?

With "ass" or "dick"? I said "hell"?

Dang it, a little help. A little help.

- Cut it.

- Cut.

Come on, be a bro, be a bro.

Get it away! Come on. Get it away!

- Move over.

- Hey.

- There weren't any bananas.

- Oh, that's okay.

- Where's Bo?

- To hell with Bo, it's Boo!

Lunch!

Thank you very much.

Look at me, I'm flying. I'm flying!

Oh, it's so much fun. I'm okay.

SkyFury

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